"IT'S TUESDAY AND I GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY!"

Yeah! Dick Von Blogger, here. Maybe I can think of something to say if you give me half a chance. Oh, yeah. I was thinking about DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. I don't think I LIKE IT! It seems to throw me off-kilter, somehow. Maybe one reason is because by the time it gets dark, it's WAY past my BEDTIME and I haven't EATEN DINNER YET! Or, maybe it's because when I used to wake up IN THE MORNING it was DAYLIGHT and now when I wake up, IT'S STILL DARK AND FEELS LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! Could that be it? Or, maybe It's because I FEEL LIKE I'M ALWAYS AN HOUR BEHIND IN MY NORMAL EVERY DAY SCHEDULE! GET RID OF THIS DAMN DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IMMEDIATELY! It's actually giving us LESS DAYLIGHT! Wake up, LEMMINGS!
Of course you know by now, that my BROTHERS AND I don't really trust "THEM!" I mean, when do "THEY" ever come up with a plan that will be BENEFICIAL TO US? Huh? No. It seems like everything they say they're doing for our benefit is really DETRIMENTAL to us.
For instance, take the SOCIAL SECURITY Situation. Years and years ago, our FRIENDS IN THE GOVERNMENT decided they would make us pay money that we really couldn't afford by WITHHOLDING IT from our meager PAYCHECKS and "THEY" would then put it into a "RETIREMENT FUND" which would be used by us TO LIVE ON when we retired. OH, HOW NICE OF YOU! We're SO GLAD you're THINKING ABOUT OUR WELFARE!
Really! How much do they pay you, 'cause I DON'T GET SHIT! A few hundred dollars a month? WHAT'S THAT? Then they want to TAKE A PIECE OF THAT and make me pay for all of the PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE THEY'RE TRYING TO FORCE ON ME! Part B, my BUTT!
If we had been able to put THAT SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY STOLE FROM US into OUR OWN BANK ACCOUNTS, we could be LIVING OFF THE INTEREST AND NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH THE PRINCIPAL - know what I mean? They're also trying to say that THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH MONEY IN THE SOCIAL SECURITY ACCOUNT FUND TO PAY US WITH! Well, maybe that's because YOU GAVE MOST OF IT AWAY TO THE FOREIGNERS WHO WEREN'T ENTITLED TO IT BECAUSE THEY WERE HERE ILLEGALLY IN THE FIRST PLACE! I'm not kidding. I was in the local SS Office (That's a good pair of initials) several years ago when this ILLEGAL CHINESE IMMIGRANT was just finishing up at the window. As she was leaving, the lady behind the SS WINDOW said to her, "When your brother gets back from CHINA, make sure he comes in to see me." WHY, SO YOU CAN GIVE HIM SOME MORE OF OUR RETIREMENT MONEY?
You notice that THEY don't have the same "RETIREMENT ACCOUNT" as we do. Oh, no. They have their OWN. They make as much as they did when they were PRETENDING TO REPRESENT US! Ah, I could go on and on.
One thing I picked up on and, I must say, they are SO SLICK that I ALMOST MISSED IT! Do you remember a while back when there were a few newspaper articles about how THEY had passed a law making it MANDATORY for all ANALOG TV SIGNALS to be CONVERTED TO DIGITAL ONLY? This would be completed by the year 2008. That's only two years away. The reason they were doing this was FOR OUR BENEFIT because ANALOG is NOT AS GOOD AS DIGITAL and they wanted us to HAVE THE BEST TV SIGNALS AVAILABLE! What they really mean is, THEY CAN'T HAVE INTERACTIVE TV WITH AN ANALOG SIGNAL! THEY NEED DIGITAL AND FIBER OPTICS SO THAT THEY WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH US WATCH TV. That's why those annoying little LOGOS have been added to our TV screens for several years, now. THEY ARE CONDITIONING US TO GET USED TO THESE LITTLE SUCKERS SO WE WON'T NOTICE THAT THEY ARE, IN REALITY, SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS! They will be able to LOOK RIGHT INTO OUR LIVING ROOMS THROUGH THE TELEVISION! IT'S INTERACTIVE! GET IT? They are SO ARROGANT, I've even seen a TEE VEE COMMERCIAL where they show a guy WATCHING US WATCH TV! What WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?
I think whether or not I want DIGITAL CABLE or regular ANALOG should be my choice, not theirs.
Look, they already have thousands of EYES IN THE SKY which they are using to LOOK UP OUR ASSHOLES, now. Why the heck do they need SURVEILLANCE TELEVISION, too? Well, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, MY WONDERFUL, ALWAYS-THINKING-OF-YOU PRETEND-TO-BE BENEFACTORS! GO FUCK YOURSELVES! (Thank you, Big Mike from www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com). THAT FELT GOOD! I have news for you, DUDES and DOODIES - by 2008 I WILL HAVE GOTTEN RID OF MY TEE VEE! HA, HA, HA, YUK, YUK, YUK!
AH, I COULD GO ON AND ON but IT'S TUESDAY AND I GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY! This is DICK VON BLOGGER, OVER AND OUT! Psst..., turn off that television, will ya? Mary is about to give me a BLOG JOB!

"DOCTOR QUACKMAN WISHES TO SEE YOU!"

DICKVONBLOGGER: "You wanted to see me, Doc?"
DR QUACKMAN: "Yes, Dick. Nurse RIPPLE tells me she heard you last night in your room. You were screaming at the top
of your lungs at three o'clock in the morning!"
DVB: "She's a liar!"
DR QUACKMAN: "You weren't screaming?"
DVB: "No."
DR QUACKMAN: "Well, then, I wonder where she got the idea that you were screaming?"
DVB: "How the hell should I know?"
DR QUACKMAN: "Yes, well never mind. How have things been going for you lately? Any problems with your
medication?"
DVB: "What medication?"
DR QUACKMAN: "Why, those pills the nurses give you every day."
DVB: "Those little blue ones?"
DR QUACKMAN: "Why, yes, I believe they're blue."
DVB: "Your BALLS ARE BLUE! I don't take that shit."
DR QUACKMAN: "I beg you pardon, what did you say?"
DVB: "I said, I DON'T TAKE THAT SHIT! OPEN YOUR FUCKIN' EARS, JACKASS!"
DR QUACKMAN: "Calm down, Dick, there's no reason to get excited!"
DVB: "I'm NOT getting excited!"
DR QUACKMAN: "Good, good. Very good. By the way, that was a line from THE JERKY BOYS you pulled on me, wasn't it?"
DVB: "What line was that?"
DR QUACKMAN: "Where you said, 'OPEN YOUR FUCKIN' EARS, JACKASS!' That line."
DVB: "Ha ha. Yeah, it was. You're pretty smart, Doc. For a shrink, that is."
DR QUACKMAN: "Why, thank you, Dick. Yes, I guess I am pretty smart. I have to be to try and keep up with you and your
brothers."
DVB: "What brothers?"
DR QUACKMAN: "YOUR brothers. DIRK and BILLY VON."
DVB: "What're you on pills or something? I don't have any brothers."
DR QUACKMAN: "No brothers. I see, h'mm. Well never mind about that, right now. How have your blogs been going?"
DVB: "What BLOGS?"
DR QUACKMAN: "The blogs that you write every day. You know, on your blog site, DICKVONBLOGGER.BLOGSPOT.COM.
DVB: "I don't know what you're talking about."
DR QUACKMAN: "You don't know what I'm talking about?"
DVB: "No."
DR QUACKMAN: "You don't have a blogsite and you don't write blogs every day?"
DVB: "No."
DR QUACKMAN: "Then who's been writing them?"
DVB: "I don't know, maybe my brothers wrote them."
DR QUACKMAN: "But you just told me you don't have any brothers."
DVB: "I don't."
DR QUACKMAN: "Now, wait just a minute, here, Dick. I asked you if....."
DVB: "YOU ASKED ME HOW HAVE MY BLOGS BEEN GOING AND I ANSWERED WHAT BLOGS AND THEN YOU SAID
THE BLOGS THAT YOU WRITE EVERY DAY ON YOUR BLOGSITE AND I SAID I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT AND I STILL DON'T!"
DR QUACKMAN: "Okay, okay, okay, calm down, Dick, please."
DVB: "I AM CALM!"
DR QUACKMAN: "Yes, all right, I can see that you're calm. Good good."
DVB: "Don't try to bullshit me, Doc."
DR QUACKMAN: "Absolutely not. I would never try to bullshit you."
DVB: "Good."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Yes. Now, where were we? Oh, yes. The pills. If you didn't take the pills, what happened to them?"
DVB: "My brothers stole them!"
DR QUACKMAN: "Your brothers?"
DVB: "Yeah, MY BROTHERS! DIRK AND BILLY VON! WHAT'RE YOU, HARD OF HEARING?"
DR QUACKMAN: "I..., goodness, NURSE RIPPLE, WOULD YOU PLEASE COME IN HERE?"
DVB: "STOP YELLING IN MY EAR, ASSHOLE! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT WE DID WITH THE PILLS? WE GAVE THEM
TO OUR SECRETARY, MARY AND THEN SHE...."
DR QUACKMAN: "That's all right, Dick. Never mind."

"MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND"

It's the MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND and let's try not to forget that this is the time when we think about all of those brave souls who gave their lives in service to their country. Let us also remember the heroes and true patriots who NEVER stop FIGHTING FOR THE CAUSE OF FREEDOM, no matter HOW GREAT THE ODDS or HOW STRONG THE ENEMY.
We take this time to remember to be STRONG and to be willing to HOLD FIRM OUR RESOLVE TO DEFEAT THOSE WHO WOULD INFRINGE UPON OUR RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!
May God Bless and Rest In Peace the souls of all those innocenmt people who died on 9-11-01.
Let us remember to GIVE HONOR AND THANKS TO OUR VETERANS OF THE ARMED FORCES AND OUR ACTIVE DUTY MILITARY PERSONNELL. May those whose ORDERS THEY FOLLOW BE HONORABLE, LOYAL AND PURE OF HEART!
DICK VON BLOGGER.

"THE PEOPLE ARE DEMANDING ACTION!"

You would think, by reading the newspapers or watching the news on Tee Vee that people just aren't interested in what really happened on September 11, 2001 or that they just want to forget about the entire episode. THE EXACT OPPOSITE is TRUE! Most of the people in the Private Sector DO NOT BELIEVE THE OFFICIAL STORY and are DEMANDING AN INVESTIGATION that will REVEAL THE TRUTH OF WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
Those of us who haven't been DUMBED DOWN by official lies and the ENTIRE MAINSTREAM LYING MEDIA realize that the OFFICIAL STORY JUST DOES NOT HOLD WATER! In fact, had they not been AIDED and ABETTED by the media contributing to the cover-up by not reporting the truth or creating ENTIRELY FALSE STORIES LIKE THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS' PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO SPIN US WITH THE "PANCAKED DOWN ON THEMSELVES THEORY" AS CAUSING THE COLLAPSE OF THE TWIN TOWERS, those LYING LIARS would never have gotten anywhere! THE NEWS IS ENTIRELY CONTROLLED BY THEM!
Well, sorry, all of you government do-nothings, cover-up operatives and evil military commanders/intelligence officer TRAITORS - BUT WE AIN'T BUYING IT!
There are so many DISBELIEVERS OF THE OFFICIAL STORY now, that Symposiums on the matter have been planned for major cities like Chicago and Los Angeles in the near future. They have been LYING TO US for too long. THE PEOPLE ARE TAKING ACTION!
I'd like to read from the back cover (DVD) of a DOCUMENTARY called, "LOOSE CHANGE 2ND EDITION". You might have heard about this film but if not, I urge you to order it as soon as possible.
WHAT IF...
SEPTEMBER 11TH WAS NOT A SURPRISE ATTACK ON AMERICA, BUT RATHER,
A COLD AND CALCULATED GENOCIDE BY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT?
WE WERE TOLD THAT THE TWIN TOWERS WERE HIT BY COMMERCIAL AIRLINERS
AND SUBSEQUENTLY BROUGHT DOWN BY JET FUEL.
WE WERE TOLD THAT THE PENTAGON WAS HIT BY A BOEING 757.
WE WERE TOLD THAT FLIGHT 93 CRASHED IN SHANKSVILLE, PENNSYLVANIA.
WE WERE TOLD THAT NINETEEN ARABS FROM HALFWAY ACROSS THE GLOBE,
ACTING UNDER ORDERS FROM OSAMA BIN LADEN, WERE RESPONSIBLE.
WHAT YOU WILL SEE INSIDE WILL PROVE WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT
THAT EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT 9-11 IS A COMPLETE FABRICATION.
CONSPIRACY THEORY?
IT'S NOT A THEORY IF YOU CAN PROVE IT

A LOUDER THAN WORDS PRODUCTION
"LOOSE CHANGE 2ND EDITION"
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY DYLAN AVERY PRODUCED BY KOREY ROWE
MUSIC BY SKOOLY, SWAE, NICK THA 1DA, SMOKE
FEATURING FOOTAGE FROM CNN, FOX, MSNBC, PBS, CBC, CAMERAPLANET
2005/COLOR/NTSC/16:9/UNRATED/APPROX. 80 MIN
WWW.LOOSECHANGE911.COM
P. O. BOX 716, ONEONTA, NY. 13820

NOTE: Neither DICK VON BLOGGER OR ANYONE ELSE CONNECTED WITH THIS BLOGSITE IS AFFILIATED WITH
THE DOCUMENTARY, "LOOSE CHANGE" IN ANY WAY, OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT WE BOUGHT THE VIDEO AND BELIEVE IT TO BE TRUE. WE HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS VIDEO.

TOGETHER, WE CAN WIN THIS FIGHT TO UNCOVER THE TRUTH AND EXPOSE THE TREASON THAT HAS BEEN PERPETRATED AGAINST US AND OUR COUNTRY! This is DICK VON BLOGGER, signing off.

"DO THESE SCUMBAGS EVER QUIT?"

One of the major news stories on the tee vee, radio and in the newspapers is, "2006 MAY SEE SIX MAJOR HURRICANES!" Oh, really? I guess you ought to know, SCUMBAGS, since you're the ONES DOING IT! I've told you about H.R. 2995 and S-517 which are the House of Representatives and Senate Bills, "TO ESTABLISH WEATHER MODIFICATION OPERATIONS AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES". That's what our wonderful GOVERNMENT TRAITORS AND SCIENTISTS are up to these days. Yes, that's right, folks. These wonderful mental midgets (who think they have intelligence but don't have an ounce of it) are planning on utilizing their toys to AGAIN CREATE MAJOR HURRICANES AND STORMS for us unsuspecting folk. Well, it's not going to work this time, ASSHOLES, because NOW THE PEOPLE ARE AWARE OF YOUR PLANS! SCREW YOU AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON!
My local paper (I won't name the rag because it SUCKS) carried an ASSOCIATED PRESS STORY out of Miami that began, "The next Atlantic hurricane season could produce up to 16 named storms, six of them major hurricanes suggesting another active year but not the record pounding of 2005, scientists said Monday." They use buzz words like "atmospheric conditions" to blame on THE CAUSE OF THE STORMS instead of placing the blame where it belongs - SCALER TECHNOLOGY, HAARP (High Altitude Auroral Resonance Program) and THE CONSTANT SPRAYING OF CHEMICAL TRAILS (CHEMTRAILS) IN OUR SKIES! You know, when you add up all of these TACTICS BEING USED AGAINST US it reveals a CULT OF EVIL IN OUR GOVERNMENT THAT IS TRULY FRIGHTENING! How did we ever let things get so far out of control? Start connecting the dots and you will see their EVIL INTENTIONS EXPOSED!
I just heard another good one. You know they've been peppering the newspapers and other media with stories about the so-called BIRD FLU and how it's supposed to drop down on us from the skies, infect all of the birds in this part of the world and then MUTATE INTO A GERM THAT ATTACKS HUMANS! They just never stop with their GARBAGE! It's sickening (pun intended)! when you realize that these people (PEOPLE?) will stop at nothing to carry out their agenda. In my opinion, this bird-shit causing flu is just another one of their many MAN-MADE, MANUFACTURED-IN-THE-LAB DISEASES which they plan on using against us. Look, I know it sounds crazy but take the AIDS VIRUS, for instance. This was TWO DISEASES (Bovine Leukemia; Sheep Visnu) that were GENETICALLY SPLICED TOGETHER IN THE LAB to create AIDS. You can look up in THE CONGRESSIONAL RECORD in 1969 where they mentioned creating a virus which HAD NO CURE! I don't make this crap up.
Now they're acting like A PANDEMIC IS IMMINENT! Two stories were published today in the same newspaper RAG I mentioned earlier. The first one about this BIRD-SHIT FLU being found in ROMANIA and how ROMANIAN AUTHORITIES have QUARANTINED DOZENS OF COMMUNITIES and CULLED (KILLED) the LOCAL CHICKEN POPULATION! The second story reads, "Local health officials presented a shopping list to the federal government Monday that included face masks, oxygen equipment, IVs and other medical supplies." It then went on to state how the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S (A FOREIGN CORPORATION - yup, check it out)) BIRD FLU PLAN, "emphasises development of a vaccine, now under way, and international surveillance (there's that word again) but it places too little emphasis on providing them with the equipment and supplies they would need to treat masses of sick people, the officials told congressional staff members."
Is it just ONLY ABOUT THE MONEY?
To continue with the story, "Vaccines are the answer to dealing with a pandemic," said HHS (Health and Human Services) spokesman Bill Hall. "That's the ultimate answer to combatting a pandemic. Today, should a pandemic occur, the United States doesn't have the domestic capability to produce quickly enough a vaccine for all Americans."
Actually, Bill, VACCINES DO NOT WORK AND NEVER DID! Remember the 1918 FLU PANDEMIC they talk so much about? Well, the reason why so many people died from this particular flu strain was because ASPIRIN had just been developed and DOCTORS (those wise, old souls) began PRESCRIBING THIS ASPIRIN TO TREAT THE FLU! The aspirin KILLED THE FEVER THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED THE FLU AND THAT'S WHY THE PEOPLE DIED! It was a SET-UP!
Speaking about FLU VACCINES, did you know that DONALD RUMSFELD (good old, Donny-Boy) owns a LARGE CHUNK of the company that makes TAMIFLU? Now they want to make vaccines MANDATORY FOR EVERYONE! Well, listen, SCUMBAGS, YOU CAN'T DO THAT! IT'S NOT ALLOWED! IT'S AGAINST OUR RELIGION! IT VIOLATES OUR RIGHTS UNDER THE CONSTITUTION! GO FUCK YOURSELF, RUMSFELD! (Thanks to BIG MIKE, THE KID FROM BROOKLYN - www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com).
BIG MIKE is so right. "If someone displeases you, tell them to GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
This is DICK VON BLOGGER, BLOGGERER TO THE STARS saying Sayonara!

"WE'RE PISSED!"

Boy are we pissed off! What the heck is wrong with that DOCTOR QUACKMAN and NURSE RIPPLE, anyway? Do they realize that everything they said about my brothers and me was secretly recorded and posted to the web as a BLOG? I thought MEDICAL INFORMATION was supposed to be sacred! We really didn't want our readers to know where we were BLOGGING from, you know? Nobody needs to know that we are LOCKED UP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION, now do they?
In this day and age, people will try to use any and all means available to try to DISCREDIT you - especially when you start to reveal INSIDER INFORMATION and SECRET PROGRAMS that the GOVERNMENT HACKS don't want the PEOPLE to know about. We try and try to protect ourselves from GOVERNMENT AGENTS and ABUSERS who would use ANY INFORMATION they can get their hands on to try and SWAY PUBLIC OPINION against ME and my brothers, DIRK and BILLY VON. It's not easy to keep a person's WHEREABOUTS CONFIDENTIAL in this GEORGE ORWELL-INFLUENCED WORLD! Here we've gone to GREAT LENGTHS to keep our PRESENT LOCATION a secret from PRYING EYES and the next thing you know, some BIG-MOUTHED, MEDDLING MEDICO has to start YAPPING AND SPILLING THE BEANS! SHAME ON YOU, DOC!
SECRETARY MARY wasn't too thrilled, either. WHAT she does for us and HOW she does it is NOBODY'S BUSINESS but ours.
I've got a good mind to TELL DADDY, aka COUNT vonBLOGGER, just WHAT UP! He can make sure that it won't happen again. In case you don't know it, DADDY is on the BOARD OF DIRECTORS of some MAJOR CORPORATIONS and wields a great deal of INFLUENCE! In other words, he CAN GET SHIT DONE! If we tell him we need someone, like DOCTOR QUACKMAN, transferred the hell out of here - POOF - IT HAPPENS! Same goes for you, NURSE RIPPLE! Watch your step, HONEY! We don't appreciate all the GOSSIP AND WRITING STUFF DOWN ABOUT US, HEAR? DADDY will make sure your ASS GETS SHIPPED DOWN TO GITMO before you can say, "Whose panties are these?"
Actually, we're not TOO WORRIED. Our faithful readers just don't GIVE A HOOT about how NUTS we are or what INSTITUTION we happen to be in at the moment. Most of them are as LOONEY, LOONEY, LOONEY as we are, SO THERE! Let this BE A LESSON TO YOU! A WORD TO THE WISE IS SUFFICIENT! STRIKE BACK WHILE THE IRON IS HOT! A FOOL AND HIS HONEY ARE SOON PARTED! YOU CAN'T CATCH A FLY WITH VINEGAR BUT YOU CAN WITH MONEY! THE ROAD TO RICHES IS PAVED WITH BAD INTENTIONS! THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES ALL THE FLACK! THE WORMS ARE TURNING IN THE APPLESAUCE! MY BONNEY LIES OVER MY SHOULDER! AUNT JAMIMA PANCAKED DOWN ON HERSELF AND NOW SHE'S WAFFLING ABOUT! I DON'T CARE IF IT RAINS OR FREEZES AS LONG AS I HAVE MY PLASTIC BE-JEEZES! LET'S GIVE SPINNERS A CHANCE! WILL THOSE WHO HAVE AN OPPOSING VIEW PLEASE TURN AROUND? EVERYTHING I LEARNED I LEARNED IN CATHOLIC SCHOOL AS A CATHOLIC BOY!
WE ARE NEITHER HERE NOR THERE! A FOOL WHO HAS NO MONEY CAN NEVER WIN! DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL US THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH OR WILL YOU JUST KEEP LYING? I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO WHATEVER IT IS THEY WANT ME TO! CLOWNING ABOUT IS FORBIDDEN BEFORE SIX AM! DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO TERRI'S YACKY? PARDON ME BOY, IS THAT THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO? WHO YOU CALLIN' A BOY, MOTHA-FUCKAH? WANT NOT NOT WANT!
IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD AND THE WORD WAS, "YOU'RE SO TOTALLY SCREWED, DUDE!" THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF PRISON BARS GO I! TO EACH HIS PHONE! HOW ARE THINGS IN GLOCKA-WARMONGER? "YOU, THERE, FIRST ON LINE! YOU SHALL BE LAST! YOU, THERE, LAST ON LINE, YOU SHALL BE FIRST!" YEAH, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, ASSHOLE BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US IN THE MIDDLE?" I think that about does it for today. Tune in next time for another INSANE RANTING BLOG by those loveable VON BLOGGER BROTHERS, DICK, DIRK and BILLY VON. It's MEDICATION TIME!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!SUNDAY'S BLOG. EARTHDATE UNKNOWN. LOCATION: The Psychiatric Ward of the STATE MENTAL INSTITUTION.
DR. QUACKMAN: "Nurse, it says on their charts they've been on the internet again."
NURSE RIPPLE: "Yes, Doctor. Doctor RAZZLE and his staff members thought it would be best to let them direct all of their ranting and raving energy at hyper-space and not on the rest of us."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Excellent idea. The three of them can become quite noisy when they get on a roll. All three were on the web?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "Not BILLY so much, but DIRK and DICK were. Actually, DICK wrote most of the BLOGS from what we can tell, although they interchange so much we're never sure which one is actually writing them at any given moment."
DR. QUACKMAN: "I see. Isn't one of them a MARY?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "A Mary?"
DR. QUACKMAN: "Yes, Mary. Secretary Mary, I believe one of them wrote."
NURSE RIPPLE: "No, Doctor. Mary IS their secretary. She comes in around four o'clock to handle the boys' correspondence and take care of their needs."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Well, why wasn't I informed of this?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "We thought you already knew about her."
DR. QUACKMAN: "No, I hadn't. How long has she been coming here?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "She started working for the boys when she was eighteen. She's twenty-two, now. Four years."
DR. QUACKMAN: "No problems?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "Not a one. She's actually quite good at what she does."
DR. QUACKMAN: "And what is that?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "Why, secretarial services, Doctor, of course. Why do you ask?"
DR. QUACKMAN: "Never mind. Just so there's no hanky panky going on, understand, Nurse RIPPLE?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "No hanky panky, Doctor. I'll see to it."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Another thing. Make sure that they don't go overboard with the conspiracy revelation theories or exposing too many cover-ups! We don't need a bunch of SECRET STUFF TYPES hanging around this institution and writing down everything we do!"
NURSE RIPPLE: "I'm sure they know that the boys are just harmless, ranting and raving loonies who found a new toy and besides, Doctor, the von BLOGGER Family is pretty high up on the HIERARCY LADDER. I'm pretty certain there's a HANDS OFF ORDER assigned to them."
DR. QUACKMAN: "You're probably right. Well, then, I'll be running. Say, Nurse RIPPLE, do you think Secretary Mary could do a little secretarial work for me?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "I'll see what I can do. Goodnight, Doctor."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Goodnight."

'THE WEEKLY RECAP" by Secretary Mary

Hi. This is Mary, the BOYS' secretary. If you remember, I'm 22, blond hair, blue eyes, 34-22-34 and I started working for THE BOYS when I was eighteen. I'm twenty-two, now. Did I say that already? Oops! My duties include expert and efficient SECRETARIAL SERVICES of all kind and HOT, WILD, FRENZIED, EXTRA-CURRICULAL activities of the kind I'd rather not say.
I couldn't take much more of their raving and ranting and screaming and yelling and using risque words like BULLSHIT and CRAP and SCUMBAG and SHILL O'REILLY THE LYING LIAR and a lot of other STUFF so I asked them to take a break if they would be so kind 'cause I was startin' not to be able to stand it and I'm glad they listened to me and left but now I have to write today's BLOG 'cause I told them I would If they would. (Leave). I don't mind if they use words like, ASS or even ASSHOLE because I had five older brothers who had been in PRISON for making MOONSHINE back home in DUCK HILL and they talked like that all the time. Well, we were all born in DUCK HILL but then we moved to RAYVILLE until DADDY got caught but MOMMA couldn't STAND her boss, so we moved over to WEST MUNRA and lived at my CUZZINS' HOUSE but we found out they were KISSIN' CUZZINS and MOMMA didn't like them PAWIN' ALL OVER US and my BROTHERS were being RELEASED FROM PRISON so we had to leave there and hitchhike out here to California where we got jobs pickin' peaches until the year was up and then we got to go to school and get grants which gave us enough money to live on while MOMMA looked for WORK but she had NO LUCK until she met that MOVIE PRODUCER who cast MOMMA in the lead role of his SEXUAL REVOLUTION EPIC but so far the VIDEO hasn't been RELEASED yet and I heard the MOVIE PRODUCER had to go to COURT on another matter which made MOMMA upset and then she started screaming about how HE HAD PROMISED HER SOME POINTS (whatever they are) but that SHE ENDED UP WITH NOTHING but CRAP! (Ooh, now I'm doing it). I think when I heard THE BOYS use the CRAP word, it brought back some of those BAD MEMORIES about MOMMA and the PRODUCER and even about SOME OF THE OTHER MEN SHE HAD BEEN INVOLVED WITH, like that guy who owned that popular restaurant in town, I don't know if I can say that name on a BLOG; all right it was called, BUSY BIMBOS' HOUSE OF A THOUSAND DELIGHTS or something like that and I was trying REAL HARD to forget all that stuff, to no avail I can assure you, because all they did there was use THE CRAP word as well, saying crap like, "CRAP THIS, CRAP THAT! YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP! YOU'RE A PIECE OF CRAP! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT CRAP! I DON'T GIVE A CRAP! I GOTTA TAKE A CRAP! WILL YOU CUT OUT THE CRAP? GET THAT CRAP OUTTA MY FACE! OH, FOR CRAP'S SAKE! I WILL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! YOU'RE THE LOWEST PIECE OF CRAP ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH!" Crap like that. It was hard to take listening to them ALL WEEK LONG so I finally had to tell them, I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR CRAP! It worked. They left me alone but said they'd be back and if they liked MY BLOG they would teach me some new SECRETARIAL SKILLS so I have to get going, now and start this BLOG. Now, what am I going to WRITE ABOUT? Darn. I can't think of ANYTHING! OH, CRAP!

"ENLIGHTENMENT - The Road To Salvation" by Billy von Blogger

My brother Dick has been ranting just a wee bit, lately, so we give 'im the day off. He's outside enjoying the LOVELY WEATHER in our neck of the woods. Looks like some of his tirades about WEATHER MODIFICATION PROGRAMS have been somewhat effective. THOR and HIS BOYS seem to have moved EASTWARD to the NEW ENGLAND AREA where their LONG-SUPPRESSED TESLA TECHNOLOGY is wreaking HAVOC on the UNSUSPECTING POPULATION. Well, they may be UNSUSPECTING right now but IT WON'T BE LONG (thanks, Beatles) before they start to WAKE UP! A lot of people ARE AWARE OF IT but not saying anything. Once the HUNDREDTH MONKEY learns of it though, there will be a MAJOR BACKLASH! Can you imagine how PISSED OFF the people are going to be when they learn that their HOUSES and PROPERTY and LIVES were DESTROYED by the use of SECRET WEATHER MODIFICATION OPERATIONS utilizing SCALAR WAVE TECHNOLOGY (see www.weatherwars.info; also, H. R. 2995; S.517). These UN-NATURALLY-OCCURRINNG SUPER HURRICANES such as those occurring in FLORIDA and NEW ORLEANS in recent years are the latest in the DIABOLICAL GOVERNMENT/MILITARY BAG OF TRICKS which they seem fond of USING AGAINST WE, THE PEOPLE! Would someone please keep their EYES ON NOAA? Why don't you people just STOP, ALREADY?
It's really about time that people started listening to that voice inside of them when it starts YELLING AT THEM TO WAKE THE HELL UP! Stop believing what the SHILLS on TEE VEE, RADIO & THE NEWSPAPERS are saying unless their VERBAL GARBAGE passes a few tests, first. 1. IS IT CREDIBLE? 2. IS IT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE? 3. Is EVERY CHANNEL, STATION and PAGE SAYING THE SAME THING ABOUT THE SAME THINGS? 4. Do the TV & RADIO HOSTS START CALLING THOSE WHO DISAGREE WITH THE OFFICIAL STORY, "CONSPIRACY-THEORIST NUTS"? 5. DO YOU SOMEHOW GET THE FEELING THAT WHAT THEY ARE TELLING YOU IS ALMOST 100& BULLSHIT?
You do? Then you're on the RIGHT TRACK. This is called "ENLIGHTENMENT". KNOWING WHAT YOU KNOW WITHOUT REALLY KNOWING WHY. It's built in, lads and lassies. Act like SCIENTISTS before you start believing EVERYTHING YOU HEAR. Most of it simply isn't true. PROVE or DISPROVE THE INFORMATION THEY'RE GIVING YOU. What's the evidence? Is it REAL, CONTRIVED, COVERED-UP, DE FACTO, EMPIRICAL, LACKING IN CREDIBILITY, SOLID, REMOVED, HIDDEN AWAY IN THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES, SEIZED BY THE FBI, CIA, NTSB, DOD, ONI, NRO, NSA, ASS, HOL, OCD, NYP, BBC, CIT, TAU, RIE or the like? I mean, YOU GOTTA BE DISCERNING, YA KNOW?
It's almost like a RELIGIOUS CULT. They get your mind when you're young and it's hard to break away from the PROGRAMMING! That's what you get on TEE VEE - PROGRAMMING! Get it?
Take a break from it all. Try to find a quiet place where you can THINK WITHOUT ALL THE MAN-MADE CHATTER and then take a few deep breaths, relax and START TO THINK. Ask yourself, "Is what I know up to now a result of my own voice in my head or SOMEONE ELSE'S VOICE IN MY HEAD? Have I PROVEN what I know up to now or am I just TAKING THEIR WORD FOR IT?"
That's the first step - thinking for yourself. Once you get that - YOU'RE HOME FREE! Good luck Mates & Mateys. I'll be running along. Billy von Blogger, Brother of DICK VON BLOGGER, BLOGGERER TO THE STARS!

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"DICK VON BLOGGER'S RESPONSE" Hello, Lou. You're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! Big Mike should have anything he wants. I've already NOMINATED HIM FOR PRESIDENT on one of my recent blogs. www.dickvonblogger.blogspot.com. I know of another guy who declared BIG MIKE his new IDOL after he saw a few videos. A friend told him about thekidfrombrooklyn website. I think that's pretty cool, don't you?
As far as Howie STERN goes - if he doesn't acknowledge BIG MIKE and give him a shot on his show, then we'll know that he's just A PUSSY from LONG ISLAND and NOT from BROOKLYN like BIG MIKE! Howie's from ROOSEVELT. What were you doin', HOWIE, hanging around THE HIGHWAY INN digging CLAY COLE? Before I forget, I'M FROM BROOKLYN, TOO! SCREW THOSE DODGERS FOR LEAVING! TEAR DOWN EBBITS FIELD! YOU FREAKIN' RATS!
Don't worry, BIG MIKE. I KNOW YOU'RE A STAR, ALREADY!
Best wishes, DICK VON BLOGGER, "BLOGGERER TO THE STARS" transmitting from LA LA LAND. Hey, Clint, what's up?



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Lou Minatti: Michael Caracciolo. Why isn't he on Howard Stern?

Lou Minatti: Michael Caracciolo. Why isn't he on Howard Stern?
"DICK VON BLOGGER'S RESPONSE" Hello, Lou. You're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! Big Mike should have anything he wants. I've already NOMINATED HIM FOR PRESIDENT on one of my recent blogs. www.dickvonblogger.blogspot.com. I know of another guy who declared BIG MIKE his new IDOL after he saw a few videos. A friend told him about thekidfrombrooklyn website. I think that's pretty cool, don't you?
As far as Howie STERN goes - if he doesn't acknowledge BIG MIKE and give him a shot on his show, then we'll know that he's just A PUSSY from LONG ISLAND and NOT from BROOKLYN like BIG MIKE! Howie's from ROOSEVELT. What were you doin', HOWIE, hanging around THE HIGHWAY INN digging CLAY COLE? Before I forget, I'M FROM BROOKLYN, TOO! SCREW THOSE DODGERS FOR LEAVING! TEAR DOWN EBBITS FIELD! YOU FREAKIN' RATS!
Don't worry, BIG MIKE. I KNOW YOU'RE A STAR, ALREADY!
Best wishes, DICK VON BLOGGER, "BLOGGERER TO THE STARS" transmitting from LA LA LAND. Hey, Clint, what's up?

"DESPERATE ACTS OF THE LYING LIARS!"

Hooray! It looks like the truth-seekers are finally winning the battle to combat all of the DISINFORMATION about certain CONSPIRACIES; hence the DESPERATE ATTEMPTS to further cloud issues like 911, the MISSILE ATTACK on the Pentagon, the JFK ASSASSINATION, etc., etc. Now the worry-warts at the Pentagon have released a video which PURPORTS to be Flight 77 hitting the building but actually PROVES THAT IT WAS NOT AN AIRCRAFT which hit the building but MOST LIKELY A MISSILE!
It would really be amusing if it wasn't so tragic. These SHILLS, LIARS, SCUMBAGS AND TRAITORS in our government are really RUNNING SCARED. They've got LYING LIARS like BILL (The SCUMBAG) O'REILLY SHILLING FOR THEM. (Thank you for that label on him, Al Franken). O'REILLY (THE SCUMBAG) is calling all of US who DO NOT BELIEVE THE OFFICIAL STORY - "NUTS". Well then, "BILLY" I'm PROUD TO SAY THAT I AM "NUTS"!
You know, this SHILL, O'REILLY is particularly OFFENSIVE to me. Here's a guy from LONG ISLAND as I am (he claims to be from LEVITTOWN but he's really from WESTBURY); he went to CATHOLIC SCHOOL - CHAMINADE - (I went to a real Catholic School, not a PUSSY SCHOOL like CHAMINADE) and here he is LYING HIS ASS OFF and trying to CONVINCE HIS AUDIENCE that the Pentagon video is the REAL DEAL! I have news for you, BILLY-BOY, IT'S NOT! Didn't you learn in CATHOLIC SCHOOL that LYING IS A SIN? A lie of this magnitude has got to be A MORTAL SIN! Every time I hear your MEALY-MOUTH VOICE I want to PUKE! There you are, up there on your SELF-RIGHTEOUS THRONE PONTIFICATING about how anyone who DOESN'T BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT LIES ARE ALL NUTS! Maybe you're the one who is NUTS, Bill. You have to be NUTS if you think any of us are BUYING IT! Get a life, ASSHOLE. From this moment on, you will be referred to by me on this BLOGSITE as, "SHILL O'REILLY THE LYING LIAR"! You DISHONOR THE NAME, O'REILLY, you FUCKING SCUMBAG! (Oops, I did it, again. That's twice now that I've used the F-word). OHMYGODDY-BOY!
Another LYING SHILLING SCUMBAG is MARK FURHMAN the ex-LA DETECTIVE who was involved in the O. J. SIMPSON MURDER TRIAL. I'm not going to get into whether or not O. J. did the deed or not but FURHMAN WAS CERTAINLY INVOLVED IN ATTEMPTING TO PLANT EVIDENCE AT O.J.'S HOUSE! You call yourself a DETECTIVE? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A CORRUPT COP - A CRIMINAL WITH A BADGE!
Anyway, FURHMAN has a new book about the JFK HIT! He's solved the case ALL BY HIMSELF BY USING HIS "DETECTIVE" SKILLS. "Oswald did it", he claims, CONTRARY TO MOST OF THE EVIDENCE! THREE BULLETS, DONE DEAL! NAH. NOPE! NOT SO!
You know, you LYING LIAR SCUMBAG SHILLS can talk yourselves BLUE IN THE FACE and write all of the DISINFORMATION BOOKS you want. WE STILL AIN'T BUYING IT! If you want to know who some of the SHOOTERS OF JFK were try doing a little HONEST RESEARCH. Focus on FRANK FIORINI (aka Sturges) and the VILLAVERDI BROTHERS! Whew, didn't think I knew about them, huh)? OSWALD WAS NOT THE SHOOTER! He was on the second floor of the Texas Book Depository Building having lunch when the SHOOTING OCCURRED. Like OSWALD said at the time - "I'm A PATSY!" The OFFICIAL STORY STINKS! They know it, we know it and now, THEY HAVE TO BRING OUT THE LYING LIAR SCUMBAG SHILLS like FURHMAN AND SHILL O'REILLY THE LYING LIAR to make a DESPERATE AND FUTILE ATTEMPT AT WINNING OUR HEARTS AND MINDS AND MAKING US BELIEVE THEIR LIES! It AIN'T gonna happen, SHILLS! You don't even get "A" for effort because you're TOO PATHETIC!
Meanwile, they've moved some of the WEATHER MODIFICATION OPERATIONS TO NEW ENGLAND! It's been warm and sunny in my neck of the woods lately and that's because THERE HAVE BEEN RADIO PROGRAMS THAT HAVE EXPOSED THESE WEATHER MANIPULATING OPERATIONS so the COWARDS and TRAITORS have had to go elsewhere. (H. R. 2995 and S-517 - look them up).
Remember - June 6, 2006 equals 666! Start putting out the word so that NOTHING HAPPENS ON THAT DATE! Remember, the LIZARDS are into NUMEROLOGY and SACRED GEOMETRY and that's why some of these "CONSPIRACIES" (They're really just criminal acts, folks) happen on their SATANIC HOLY DAYS. Take September 11th, for instance. 911 - EMERGENCY! Get it?
This is DICK VON BLOGGER, BLOGGERER TO THE STARS, signing off.

"TROOPS ON THE BORDER?"

Hey, man, what's up with this guy? Now he wants to send troops to patrol our Borders? Where the hell does he think he is? In a COMMUNIST COUNTRY? Listen, ASSHOLE! This is THE REPUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES! You can't put troops on OUR BORDERS! We have laws AGAINST SUCH THINGS! It's called the POSSE COMITITUS ACT and it PROHIBITS USING THE MILITARY FOR CIVILIAN APPLICATIONS!
We have the U. S. CUSTOMS SERVICE, THE U. S. BORDER PATROL AND OTHER AGENCIES FOR THAT PURPOSE!
You know, I DON'T TRUST THIS GUY! It's just a GUT FEELING but THIS MOOK IS UP TO NO GOOD! (Well, we already know he's up to no good but this is a new feeling of NO-GOODNESS! (I coined this term).
These low-life "LEADERS" (they think) just don't seem to stop with their JIVE, do they? It's ONE PHONY CRISES AFTER ANOTHER. PROBLEM, REACTION, SOLUTION (like David ICKE and others have pointed out). If you recall, in a previous BLOG I mentioned MAE BRUSSEL talking about the NEW WORLD ORDER AGENDA that was going to take place. It appears that they have STEPPED IT UP and are trying to attack us from all sides. The LIZARDS never seem to learn, though. We have THE POWER.
You SCUMBAGS ARE NOT TAKING OUR COUNTRY AWAY FROM US! YOU'RE NOT PUTTING TROOPS ON OUR BORDERS (legally, that is). IF YOU ATTEMPT TO DO THIS THE WORLD WILL FINALLY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO!
Why don't you all just TAKE A BREAK AND WE'LL SEE ALL OF YOU AT THIS YEAR'S BOHEMIAN GROVE GATHERING! NOT!
Adios, from DICK VON BLOGGER!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!"LOOK AT THIS!"
Hello, dere. Well, it seems that most of the NEWS today was about the SURVEILLANCE OF US by THE GOVERNMENT! Hold on, wait a second - WE'RE THE GOVERNMENT! You mean we're spying on OURSELVES?
No, that can't be. It must be the CRIMINALS in CERTAIN AGENCIES who are SPYING ON US AND DOING IT ILLEGALLY! Let's see if I have this down correctly. They're EAVESDROPPING on our TELEPHONE CALLS. They're INTERCEPTING OUR EMAILS. THEY HAVE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE! THEY ARE MONITORING THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES WITH CAMERAS; FILMING US FROM ORBITING SATELLITES! God knows what else. Probably mail covers (Spy Shit).
Hey! Hold on a minute! This isn't how our country is SUPPOSED TO OPERATE! ABSOLUTELY NOT! These CRIMES ARE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN BECAUSE the CRIMINALS IN GOVERNMENT POSITIONS ARE IN COLLUSION WITH THE LIZARDS WHO ARE GIVING THE ORDERS FROM BEHIND THE SCENES!
It does reveal the LACK OF HONOR, LOYALTY or CHARACTER IN THEIR NON-HUMAN BODIES, I'd say. They have no SOULS! Maybe we should get THE TERMINATOR TO GIVE THESE GIRLY-MAN and MANLY-GIRL OFFICIALS A GOOD TALKING TO!
Can their feeble brains handle the fact that - WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION THAT PROTECTS US FROM ILLEGAL ACTIVITY OF THIS KIND AND AS CORNY AS IT SOUNDS - WE, THE PEOPLE, ARE GOING TO SEEK ALL OF OUR LEGAL REMEDIES TO ENSURE THAT ALL OF OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS WILL CONTINUE TO BE PROTECTED. OUR RIGHTS ARE INVIOLATE, MOTHER-FUCKER! (Oops, there's my first f-word. Sorry, Sister Mary Jive-talker). THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T MESS WITH THEM! IT'S A UNIVERSAL LAW - NOT JUST OUR NATIONAL LAW! DON'T MESS WITH GOD! GOD'S THE ONE WHO GAVE THEM TO US! SO, THERE! BTHPTZZSPH! (Sound of FLATULENCE).
LISTEN TO THIS, JERKY! (Thanks, Jerky Boys). WE THE PEOPLE RESERVE OUR RIGHTS AND WE DO NOT WAIVE ANY OF THEM!
TAKE NOTICE! WE WILL FILE A CIVIL ACTION AGAINST EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO VIOLATES HIS OR HER OATH OF OFFICE AND ATTEMPTS, BY ANY AND ALL MEANS, TO VIOLATE THOSE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS THAT WE, THE PEOPLE, HAVE RESERVED. /S/ "Without Prejudice, Dick Von Blogger, Bloggerer To The Stars - UCC 1-207." Roger, Dodger, Over And Out!

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Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day! "NOT MUCH RANTING, TODAY!"
Hello, there. Not much ranting going on, today. Things have been pretty quiet. The news on the SHILLADIO is about the same; there's not much of ANYTHING OF INTEREST in the local paper and I haven't watched any TEE VEE, yet.
I think I'm just going to have a nice dinner and call it an early day.
If you haven't read or heard about Big Mike at www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com yet, do yourself a favor and visit his website. This guy is FUNNY! Yeah, he uses rough language, but remember, it's a CHARACTER he's doing. Don't let a few F-Yous spoil the fun. Nobody can say F-You better than Big Mike.
I think I'm gonna start using that on my elected officials. "F-You, CONGRESSMAN!" "Up Yours, SENATOR!"
Man, it sure feels good. I do remember using that expression on some local cops, politicians and government officials in the past, as well as on a few members of my family. Could that be why they wrote me out of the will and put me on all those BLACKLISTS? Probably. The area where I live is RIPE with CIA-Types and SPIES of every ilk. It's a strange place. CLINT EASTWOOD was Mayor of this town back in 1986, so that should give you a clue to where I live. The way it works out here is, if you somehow PISS THEM OFF (the locals), they then spend the rest of their days TRYING TO SCREW YOU OVER IN RETALIATION! They also practice SHUNNING YOU, LYING ABOUT YOU, KANGAROO COURTING YOU and various other NEFARIOUS WAYS of meddling into your affairs.
Luckily for me, I'm IMMUNE TO ALL OF IT! I'm protected by a HIGHER POWER, you see. We'll get more into THAT SUBJECT at a later date. Gotta go, now. Bye! DVB.

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day! "BIG MIKE FOR PRESIDENT!" That's right, BIG MIKE. If you DON'T KNOW who BIG MIKE is by now, read YESTERDAY'S BLOG. Of all the candidates for President of the United States that I've listened to in recent years, I'd have to say that BIG MIKE is the MOST QUALIFIED, MOST TALENTED, MOST INTELLIGENT AND THE MOST FUN OF ANY OF THEM! He deserves OUR VOTES! VOTE FOR BIG MIKE! You can reach him at: bigmike@thekidfrombrooklyn.com.
Actually, he's not officially running but you can WRITE HIM IN.
I'm serious, everybody. We've got to send a message to these BOZOS in government who think that while they're RIPPING US OFF IN A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS, THEY CAN TRY TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM, TOO! NOT!
Have you seen this MOOK that BUSH-boy wants to appoint as CIA DIRECTOR TO REPLACE PORTER GOSS? What's his name, General SHMADEN? Oh wait, I remember, General Hayden. Michael Hayden. Air Force General. (I wonder if he knows anything 'BOUT WEATH-MODDIN? I think I wrote to him at the NSA once and he claimed 'He din't no nuttin about it!'). Didn't the AIR FORCE write the report, "WEATHER AS A FORCE MULTIPLIER. OWNING THE WEATHER BY 2025"? But I digress.
This same GENERAL MICHAEL HAYDEN who is connected with the NSA is the same IGNORANT CHAP who doesn't know that YOU NEED PROBABLE CAUSE before you can REQUEST A SEARCH WARRANT. He says, "IT DOESN'T SAY THAT IN THE CONSTITUTION!" Yes it does, ASSHOLE! (I'm not going to respect a general who doesn't even understand the CONSTITUTION THAT HE HAS TAKEN AN OATH TO PROTECT AND DEFEND! Oh, no). He's also the same GENERAL MICHAEL HAYDEN who TOOK PART IN THE ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL SURVEILLANCE OF AMERICANS WITHOUT A SEARCH WARRANT, or a COURT ORDER SIGNED BY A JUDGE!
We have RIGHTS in this country, Buddy! Stop TRYING TO SUBVERT THEM! YOU ARE A CRIMINAL - THE LOWEST KIND OF CRIMINAL WHO HIDES BEHIND AND DISHONORS THE UNIFORM HE WEARS! In fact, HE DISHONORS THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE! Are there ANY HONORABLE LEADERS LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY? Are there any REAL OFFICERS left in our MILITARY WHO HAVE THE COURAGE TO SPEAK OUT - EVEN AT THE RISK OF THEIR CAREERS? Hey, man, I HAD TO DO IT! I had to quit the POLICE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO VIOLATE THE RIGHTS OF MY FELLOW AMERICANS LIKE MOST OF THE OTHER OFFICERS WERE DOING, SO I HAD TO RESIGN! I still get POLITICAL REPERCUSSIONS FROM SPEAKING OUT!
MUSTER UP SOME CHARACTER, MISTER! Get some HONOR BACK IN THAT RANK! I'M TALKING TO YOU, BIPPY!
GENERAL DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER was right. "Beware the Military-Industrial Complex!" He was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! That's exactly what we have running things in this country. TOTALLY DISHONORABLE POOR EXCUSES FOR HUMAN-BEINGS!
No, HAYDEN. SORRY, BOY. Why don't you go back to wherever it was you came from and let REAL LEADERS WHO ARE HONEST AND HONORABLE AND WHO BELIEVE IN THE SOVERIGNTY OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES run things instead.
I rest my case, Your Honor. DVB wishing you, "Happy Trails."

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!"THE KID FROM BROOKLYN"
HELLO THERE, all of you BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE and SO LONG, SCUMBAGS to all of you SCUMBAGS! (You know who you are). If you've bothered to check my profile you might know a LITTLE BIT about me (if I haven't completely lied to you; no, I haven't). In fact, I'm too honest and outspoken for my own good and that gets me into trouble sometimes. Being an ex-NEW YORKER - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? - I do tend to be a bit OUTSPOKEN about certain things, such as FREEDOM, INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS, TRUTH, HONESTY, A SENSE OF FAIR PLAY, LIVE AND LET LIVE PHILOSOPHY, etc., etc. I have a BIG DISLIKE for CORRUPT POLITICIANS, BROWN-NOSING NAVAL OFFICERS, MOOKS, GEEKS, LIARS, GEORGE BUSH, DICK CHANEY, DONALD RUMSFELD, LAWYERS WHO LIE (I guess that's all of them), COPS WHO OPERATE UNDER COLOR OF LAW TO DENY PEOPLE THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, (probably most of them due to their flawed training), FBI AGENTS WHO HELP COVER-UP CRIMINAL ACTS LIKE 911, OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING, TWA FLIGHT 800, ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENTS AND OTHER PUBLIC FIGURES, etc., AND SHAPE-SHIFTING LIZARDS!
Since we live in a world where a lot of these DESPICABLE CREATURES unfortunately reside along with us and continue to cause us GRIEF of one sort or another, I find that it sometimes helps me to LET OFF A LITTLE STEAM BY BLOWING MY TOP A LITTLE BIT FROM TIME TO TIME! (Or even every day if I feel the need). Well, you know what? I'M NOT ALONE!
I want to share something with you that I discovered yesterday. I came across a website - www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com - and I spent the rest of yesterday afternoon LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! There's this guy from BROOKLYN (that's in NEW YORK for any of you DUMMIES who are reading my BLOGS when you're not supposed to) who calls himself, BIG MIKE. He RANTS AND RAVES about things that PISS HIM OFF and he's the FUNNIEST GUY I've ever seen. On his website you can watch him LETTING OFF STEAM about his own personal PET PEEVES and I swear, it's just like getting THERAPY! I get so FRUSTRATED at the way the SCUMBAGS IN CHARGE ARE LYING TO US, SCREWING US, TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTS, TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY, TRYING TO ROB OUR MONEY, SHIPPING OUR JOBS AND FACTORIES OVERSEAS, CORRUPTING OUR POLITICAL PROCESS, SUBVERTING OUR CONSTITUTION or just plain ANNOYING ME that I need a little DISTRACTION FROM IT ALL every now and then. Well, this guy, MIKE - THE KID FROM BROOKLYN.COM - delivers!
Now, I have NO AFFILIATION with him at all. I don't know the guy but I CAN DEFINITELY RELATE TO WHAT HE'S SAYING AND HOW HE'S SAYING IT! Of course, being from BROOKLYN myself ABSOLUTELY helps me to UNDERSTAND where MIKE is COMING FROM. People who were born in BROOKLYN are a SPECIAL BREED and we UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER PERFECTLY! It doesn't matter if you're BLACK, WHITE, BROWN, YELLOW, RED OR MULTI-COLORED; whether you're IRISH, ITALIAN, JEWISH, CATHOLIC, PROTESTANT, GREEK, PUERTO RICAN, SPANISH, RUSSIAN or whatever - If you were BORN AND RAISED IN BROOKLYN you've GOT THE BROOKLYN HEAD. ("To Know Brooklyn Is To Know The World". Arthur Miller) Even if you're from somewhere else, I think you will enjoy watching MIKE do his thing - if you have A SENSE OF HUMOR, that is. I'm going to stop my blog right now and TUNE IN. I need some more laughter. It's true what they say - LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE! Now, remember, if you combine MUSIC and LAUGHTER then you tap in to the SECRET FORMULA - "MUSIC AND LAUGHTER PREVENTS A DISASTER!" (Thanks to, "THE CLOWNS' ROCK AND ROLL REVUE"). Take it away, MIKE! DICK VON BLOGGER, signing off.

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Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!"IT'S MY DAY OFF"
Yah, it's SUNDAY and it's my day off so I won't be writing too much down. I did have a good week, though. I got BLOGGED last night and it was great! The perfect ending to a good week. Lots of RANTING AND RAVING. I checked out some OLDIES, SOME BEATLES, BUDDY HOLLY, FATS DOMINO, AND A LOT OF OTHER GOOD STUFF. There's nothing like IMMERSING ONESELF IN OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL!
Just a quick note on the political scene. THE LIARS are STILL LYING! The SHILLS are STILL SHILLING! The MOOKS are STILL MOOKING! The TOKERS are STILL TOKING! The DISINFORMATION AGENTS are STILL DISINFORMATIONING! The SCUMBAGS are STILL SCUMBAGGING! The COPS are STILL COPPING! The SURVEILLERS are STILL SURVEILLING! The BLOWERS are STILL BLOWING! The RATS are STILL RATTING! The CORN-HOLERS are STILL CORN-HOLLING! Ah, it goes on and on. Makes life INTERESTING, though, doesn't it?
I'll talk to ya DURING THE WEEK! Stay Cool! This is, DICK VON BLOGGER, "BLOGGERER TO THE STARS" signing off.

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Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!"SHIT FROM SHINOLA"
Saturday May 6, 2006.
Well, it's been a busy week. Thanks to RICHIE D. for filling in for me on Thursday. Last night I went to see a FIFTIES/SIXTIES ROCK AND ROLL BAND, "THE AFFECTIONS". I needed a DOUBLE FIX OF ROCK AND ROLL and they certainly provided it.
I've been listening to a lot of talk radio, lately. It's getting to where I can INSTANTLY pick up on whether the HOST is a) SINCERE b) A DISINFORMATION OPERATIVE OR c) DOESN'T KNOW SHIT FROM SHINOLA!
Usually, the only radio hosts I've listened to who are SINCERE are on the FEW INDEPENDENT RADIO STATIONS THAT ARE LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY. The MAINSTREAM STATIONS just BLABBER ON and ON about NOTHING of IMPORTANCE or they just REPEAT THE PARTY LINE, over and over and over again. Then...., the DUMBELLS and MENTAL MIDGETS who believe everything they HEAR on the RADIO or READ in the NEWSPAPERS or WATCH on TEE VEE and WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT FROM SHINOLA IF IT FELL OUT OF THE SKY AND HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD start REPEATING VERBATIM everything they've been BRAINWASHED TO BELIEVE! If ANYONE with an OUNCE OF INTELLIGENCE or is A CLEAR THINKER attempts to QUESTION the OFFICIAL STORY OF AN EVENT - they are then labelled, "CONSPIRACY THEORISTS"!
"I'M A CONSPIRACY THEORIST AND I'M PROUD OF IT!"
Have you ever heard of MAE BRUSSEL? She was a POLITICAL RESEARCHER and the GRANDDAUGHTER of I. MAGNIN. She was one of the first people I ever heard who had THE GUTS to say that THE JFK ASSASSINATION was a CONSPIRACY and that LEE HARVEY OSWALD DID NOT ACT ALONE! In my opinion, she was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! You know, except for THE DUMBELLS AND MENTAL MIDGETS who do not KNOW SHIT FROM SHINOLA, I believe that most of us have a built-in INTELLIGENCE that ALERTS US when we are being FED BULLSHIT!
When I first saw the TWIN TOWERS COLLAPSE, for instance, my absolutely FIRST THOUGHT was, Look at that, they imploded those buildings!
It's just INSTINCT, I guess. Part of the FIGHT/FLIGHT TRIGGER RESPONSE MECHANISM we all have. (Except for THE DUMBELLS and MENTAL MIDGETS who do not know SHIT FROM SHINOLA!).
Getting back to Mae. She had her own radio show for many years and talked about a LOT OF CONSPIRACIES that were happening. She had an article published in REBEL MAGAZINE (financed by JOHN LENNON) titled, WHY WAS MARTHA MITCHELL KIDNAPPED?"
When I heard her for the VERY FIRST TIME she said, "Hi. This is Mae Brussel and this is my last show. I've been threatened. Now, I've been threatened many times before, but this one I'm taking seriously!" This was my first introduction to Mae Brussel. She did quit her show after that but another radio station played tapes of her archived shows for many years after that. I believe EVERYTHING SHE SAID mainly because IT CAME TRUE.
For instance, she was very clear about THE SECRET AGENDA to destroy our country. She told her radio listeners that THE ELITISTS of the world - The INTERNATIONAL BANKERS - were behind the plan to SHIP MOST OF THE MANUFACTURING PLANTS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY and THE JOBS ALONG WITH THEM! They were then going to bring in THIRD WORLD WORKERS to take over all of the SERVICE INDUSTRY JOBS! There would then be only TWO KINDS of people. The SLAVES and the ELITISTS. Has this happened yet? ABSOLUTELY! The jobs are GONE. The THIRD WORLD is here!
Look around you, people. The illegal MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS actually believe they are going to take the United States away from us and give it back to MEXICO! Have you been paying attention to what's been happening, LATELY? UNDOCUMENTED ILLEGAL MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS have been FREELY AND OPENLY MARCHING IN OUR STREETS, DISPLAYING THE MEXICAN FLAG AND ENCOURAGING SEDITION AND NOBODY STOPS THEM! Where the hell are THE COPS, THE FBI, HOMELAND SECURITY and all the OTHER "SWORN TO UPHOLD THE LAW AND THE CONSTITUTION", DO-NOTHINGS? OUR COUNTRY HAS BEEN INVADED, ASSHOLES! DO YOUR FREAKING JOBS!
Do you think there's an AGENDA here or am I just one of those, 'CONSPIRACY THEORIST NUTJOBS!
This woman, Mae, was uncanny. She was RIGHT about so many things that it makes your blood boil to see what these SCUMBAG LIZARDS are up to.
Of course, THEY AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH IT! WE CREATE OUR OWN REALITY and that's what THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW! They ain't gonna take over MY COUNTRY. OH, NO! FONG-GOOL! (I don't remember what that means). I want to share with you something that I read on THE RUMOR MILL NEWS WEBSITE at www.rumormillnews.com. I'm NOT AFFILIATED WITH THEM in any way. I do log on to the site frequently because they post some interesting things. I DON'T AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THEY SAY but they have PROVEN TO BE RIGHT MANY TIMES! Regards, DICK VON BLOGGER.
Here - read this:
The Rumor Mill News Reading Room

CORPORATE ARMIES & CORPORATE MEXICAN SLAVES VERSUS AMERICAN WORKERS
Posted By: Rayelan
Date: Friday, 28 April 2006, 3:34 p.m.

I spoke with an informed Source last night who told me what is really behind the Mexican demonstrations.

The corporations will use their hired guns... aka hired Armies... to fight Americans. Once Americans are on the run... the corporations can exploit their Mexican workers anyway they want.

As most RMN readers know... I have been talking about the Atzlan reconquista movement for almost 10 years.

Here is one of the first articles RMN ever ran on this. This is from 1996:

"I did it for the brotherhood and the brown side.
We have a hit list."

From Rumor Mill News Print Edition November 1996
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=6334

Over the years I have tried to make people realize that the movement to take back the South Western United States is exactly the same manuever that the NWO used to break up Yugoslavia.

From an old article:

The new world order divided itself into two plans to control the world - a two prong plan - a corrupt capitalist plan and a corrupt communist plan. It pitted the two sides of the world and the people who lived in these countries against each other. While people are fighting perceived enemies, they can never take the time to find out who is really behind all the troubles in the world.

When the nwo discovered that Americans are innately loyal to America, no matter how much they criticize and condemn her, they realized that they had to put plan B into play. Plan B is a revolution/war that will be instigated by the ALA - Atzlan Liberation Army -- They have now changed their name -- probably because I outed them - I don't know the new name, but the members call themselves "The Brown Berets".

The Brown Berets are trained by cubans and ex soviets. They are a para military unit that has been infiltrating our country for at least 30 years... probably longer. This group is as fanatical as any marxist leninist communist revolutionary group. You can compare their dedication and their zeal to the Shining Path, the Kosovo Liberation Army, the Maoists in Nepal, and all the other communist backed and trained revolutionary armies around the world.

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=27017

From another old article:

In California, a movement is growing to reclaim California for Mexico. Some of the first steps were taken several years ago when California citizens of Mexican descent were given permission to retain their American citizenship and also have Mexican citizenship with voting rights. With the help of the present Democratic Federal government, hundreds of thousands of illegal Mexican aliens are given their citizenship each year. These new United States citizens do not speak English nor do they believe the United States is their home. They are Mexican citizens, and the United States is the enemy. Californians of European descent become frustrated and angry as more and more illegal aliens flow across the border and reclaim what they believe is rightfully theirs.

In Yugoslavia, the same thing happened. In Kosovo, illegal immigrants from Albania began moving in. This happened during the occupation of Yugoslavia by the Soviet Union. During the 50 year occupation, Muslim Albanians moved into Christian Serbian Kosovo. Soon there were almost as many Albanian Muslims in Kosovo as there were Christian Serbs.

Finally the Albanians decided that they wanted to go to their own schools. They wanted to speak their own language and they wanted to have their own police departments and governments. This is akin to the Mexicans who live in California demanding that they be taught in Spanish in the schools. Have government documents written in their language and be allowed to set up their own schools, police departments and governments.

At the moment, bilingual education in California has been voted out, but most school districts ignore the law and continue teaching Mexican children in Spanish. Government documents are still written in Spanish, and the fight between the two tiered Californian cultures continues.

In Kosovo, as in California, the ?illegal immigrants? consider the land theirs by hereditary right. In Kosovo, the Muslim Kosovo Liberation Army is backed by communist sympathizers around the world. Drugs supply the money they need to buy weapons. In Mexico, the Atzlan Liberation Army is also funded by drugs. Their training comes from Sandinista and Cuban communists and their weapons come from Chinese and Russian communists.

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?read=4598

If my Source is correct in what he told me last night, the Second Mexican/American war is on the near horizon. However, this time Mexico won't be bankrupt from fighting a war of independence from Spain. This time Mexico will be backed by multi national corporations who want cheap Mexican labor. These Multi-national corporations have their own armies. All you have to do is look to Iraq to realize that "private contractor" today means the same thing that Hessian or Gurkas used to mean... i.e. hired guns for those who have money!!

Don't be under the illusion that these "hired guns" are Americans. In the case of the coming Mexican/American war, these hired contractors are probably Mexicans.

The corporations will use their hired guns... aka hired Armies... to fight Americans. Once Americans are on the run... the corporations can exploit their Mexican workers anyway they want.

In other words, the same ideology that created Lenin and the Useful Idiots is now planning to wipe out White America and replace White America with a "tan race" of slaves. Any of the organizers of the movements who wake up and realize that they just led their people into slavery, will be killed... just like Lenin killed all the Useful Idiots who helped him take over Russia.

Please remember that Mexico has a long love affair with Communism. Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo were friends of Leon Trotsky. Frida Kahlo is revered by Mexican youth!! Che Guevera is their other hero. These people have been brainwashed and I see nothing being done by our government or our country to counter this brainwashing.

If I were you... I would stock up on guns and ammo... as our Second Amendment people have been saying for a while now... guns may still be legal... but the ammo will be hard... if not impossible to find.

But the multi-national corporations will have all they need because they manufacture it and will give it to their hired guns!!

If you don't think we are on the verge of annililation... I don't know how to convince you...

What can we do? I don't know. I don't know of an area that will be safe. The northwest... Idaho and Utah are probably the best bets.

Frankly, I think the only thing that will save us is the Underground Army. Let's pray they haven't all died... that was the solution the NWO had for them... wait them out... wait until everyone who understood the truth was dead or too sick to do anything.

I hope I related the seriousness of what my source told me.

Rayelan

ps... I had to post this before I proofed it for errors... I will proof it later this afternoon.

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Cosmic Circus

Cosmic Circus
There are so many COSMIC CONNECTIONS flying around that it's almost a certainty that everything is CONNECTED in some way or another.
A friend of mine who is in a ROCK and ROLL Band called "The AFFECTIONS" told me that he recently started performing the song, "HALF HEAVEN, HALF HEARTACHE" by GENE PITNEY. It was just shortly after that he heard the news that GENE PITNEY had passed away. Coincidence? Maybe.
Another song he started performing was "STRANGE MAGIC" by ELO. The next week, on the cover of GOLDMINE MAGAZINE was a picture of - you guessed it - ELO! Last week he added some material by THE BEATLES and THE BLUES BROTHERS. The next several weeks, the same magazine, GOLDMINE had pictures articles about PAUL MCCARTNEY, THE BEATLES, STEVE CROPPER and AN ARTICLE ABOUT GENE PITNEY! No, there were too many "COINCIDENCES" for it to be a COINCIDENCE!
Look for the COSMIC CONNECTIONS in your life. I bet you find many of them. This BLOG is from RICHIE D. 5/4/06.

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Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!"THEY'RE RUNNING SCARED!"
Well, it looks like those 911 COVER-UP SCUMBAGS (LIZARDS) are worried. They've been showing THAT CONTRIVED MOVIE ABOUT FLIGHT 93 over and over again on TEE VEE and NOW HOLLYWOOD HAS GOTTEN INTO THE ACT BY MAKING THEIR OWN VERSION OF THE SAME BULLSHIT STORY CALLED, "UNITED FLIGHT 93". The only problem is, they are acting LIKE IT REALLY HAPPENED THAT WAY.
Look, man. There has NEVER BEEN A SHRED OF AIRCRAFT WRECKAGE found in NEW YORK, WASHINGTON, DC or in PENNSYLVANIA! No PASSENGER BODIES, LUGGAGE, PERSONAL EFFECTS, AIRCRAFT PARTS, NONE! They managed to publish ONE OR TWO PHONY PICTURES in a couple of NEWSPAPERS but THEY ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE (except mabe THE DUMBELLS! The real United FLIGHT 93 LANDED IN CLEVELAND! That's right, CLEVELAND!
They're also trying to CON US with that CONTRIVED BULLSHIT MOUSSAOUI trial! Oh, my Goodness - WHAT A SHAM! This guy was IN NO WAY CONNECTED TO ANY OF THE EVENTS OF 911. Even a couple of members of the JURY admitted that HE PROBALY PLAYED NO ROLE IN THE CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY CONDUCTED BY TRAITORS IN OUR GOVERNMENT AND MILITARY! The desperation of THESE PERPS would be almost LAUGHABLE if it wasn't SO TRAGIC!
NO, MAN! SORRY, MAN. IT AIN'T GONNA FLY! (Pun intended). Too many people are SPEAKING OUT against the OFFICIAL 911 STORY. I mean, are they kidding or what? That BULLSHIT STORY never had AN OUNCE OF CREDIBILITY and the CLEAR-THINKING PEOPLE (US)are not going to tolerate a continued COVER-UP OF WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. Namely, it was a MISSILE that hit the PENTAGON and THE TWIN TOWERS WERE FELLED BY A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION - NOT BY HIJACKERS (Arab or Otherwise) flying TWO COMMERCIAL AIRCRAFT INTO THE TOWERS! Ask any FIREMAN WHO WAS THERE WHAT THEY THINK! Luckily, there are SEVERAL GOOD 911 VIDEOS AVAILABLE that were made by REPUTABLE PEOPLE BASED ON THE EVIDENCE - Not on wishful thinking or an attempt TO DISTORT THE TRUTH! Check out www.prisonplanet.com for info on 911. It's EXCELLENT!
Remember that PHONY VIDEO THE CIA MADE ON TWA-FLIGHT 800 THAT WAS PROVEN TO BE A BLATANT LIE? This is the same kind of attempt to BRAINWASH YOU INTO BELIEVING THEIR UNTRUE VERSION OF EVENTS! You know what? THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS COME OUT! It's a fact! They can try all of the DISINFORMATION AGENDAS they want. They wouldn't even have gotten THIS FAR without the CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY AND MANIPULATION OF THE EVIDENCE BY AGENTS OF THE FBI AND OTHER GOVERNMENT AGENCIES! Rudy G., the former MAYOR OF NYC - A FORMER PROSECUTOR - ALLOWED ALL OF THE EVIDENCE OF WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO BE REMOVED FROM THE CRIME SCENE! Where was the CHIEF OF DETECTIVES OF THE NYPD all this time? HUH? HUH?? Where were you, WILLY-BOY?
THE NEWSPAPERS, TELEVISION AND RADIO are all part of the COVER-UP. They also couldn't have HATCHED THIS PLAN without the TRAITORS IN THE MILITARY HIGHER-UP CHAIN OF COMMAND going along with it! It STILL AIN'T GONNA FLY! PATHETIC! That's what I say. KEEP RUNNING SCARED, YOU DIRTBAGS! You'd better not LOOK BACK because - WE'RE GAINING ON YOU!
Sayonara until next time. DICK VON BLOGGER, "BLOGGER TO THE STARS" signing off.

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"BLOG THIS!" - Tuesday - May 2, 2006. I took yesterday off. Anybody got a PROBLEM with that? Yeah, I know, I'm only a NATIVE-BORN, VERY HANDSOME AND TALENTED EX-NEW YORKER who is also A NAVY VETERAN who served MY COUNTRY HONORABLY. I'm not ILLEGAL like the PEOPLE who want to TRY TO TAKE MY COUNTRY AWAY FROM ME! I'm also not GOING TO SOMEONE ELSE'S COUNTRY ILLEGALLY TO TRY TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO! No. I'm in MY OWN COUNTRY where I happened to have BEEN BORN! Still, I thought I'd just TAKE THE FREAKIN' DAY OFF TO SHOW THAT - NO - THIS IS OUR COUNTRY! It BELONGS TO US! NATIVE AMERICANS! No, I am not an INDIAN. Yes, I am a NATIVE AMERICAN by virtue of the fact that I WAS BORN HERE! I'll tell you another thing. I don't give A CRAP about AZTLAN or SMATZLAN or SCUMBAGSLAN or SHIT-HEELS-LAN or even UP YOUR ASSES-LAN! So, ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT?
Now look, I don't have a problem with anyone else, personally, you know what I'm SAYING? BUT! Don't COME HERE ILLEGALLY and then start waving around a FOREIGN SOVERIGN NATIONS'S FLAG AND START ACTING LIKE MY COUNTRY IS YOUR COUNTRY!! It AIN'T!
You know, WE DUMB AMERICAN GRINGOS ARE NOT REALLY THAT DUMB. In fact, YOU'RE THE DUMB ONES! You don't get it! You don't know who or WHAT you are DEALING WITH! Now, I'm not talking about me or the other NATIVE AMERICANS! Oh, no. I'm talking about THEM! Our GOVERNMENT LIZARD OFFICIALS who have A SECRET AGENDA to LET YOU SNEAK IN HERE ANY WAY YOU CAN SO THAT THEY CAN TURN YOU INTO SLAVES! The LIZARDS (GEEKS, REPTILIANS, SHAPESHIFTERS, whatever term turns you on) think that THEY ARE GOING TO BE THE ELITISTS AND YOU - YOU BE THE SLAVES!
They want to wipe out the MIDDLE CLASS by SHIPPING ALL THE JOBS OUT TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES BUT AT THE SAME TIME, THEY'RE LETTING IN ALL OF YOU THIRD WORLD COUNTRY PEOPLE! Why would you want to come HERE? THERE AIN'T NO BLOOMIN' JOBS LEFT! Except fast-food joints for THE CLONES. DUMMY UP! YOU'VE BEEN HAD! Go back home and try to salvage what YOU HAD before IT'S TOO LATE! Believe me, these LIZARDS ARE NOT GOING TO LET YOU HAVE A STANDARD OF LIVING THAT'S AS GOOD AS THE ONE YOU HAD BEFORE YOU CAME HERE! Nope. You've been HAD!
You know, I just might TAKE TOMMORROW OFF, TOO! See Ya!