Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!"LOOK AT THIS!"
Hello, dere. Well, it seems that most of the NEWS today was about the SURVEILLANCE OF US by THE GOVERNMENT! Hold on, wait a second - WE'RE THE GOVERNMENT! You mean we're spying on OURSELVES?
No, that can't be. It must be the CRIMINALS in CERTAIN AGENCIES who are SPYING ON US AND DOING IT ILLEGALLY! Let's see if I have this down correctly. They're EAVESDROPPING on our TELEPHONE CALLS. They're INTERCEPTING OUR EMAILS. THEY HAVE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE! THEY ARE MONITORING THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES WITH CAMERAS; FILMING US FROM ORBITING SATELLITES! God knows what else. Probably mail covers (Spy Shit).
Hey! Hold on a minute! This isn't how our country is SUPPOSED TO OPERATE! ABSOLUTELY NOT! These CRIMES ARE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN BECAUSE the CRIMINALS IN GOVERNMENT POSITIONS ARE IN COLLUSION WITH THE LIZARDS WHO ARE GIVING THE ORDERS FROM BEHIND THE SCENES!
It does reveal the LACK OF HONOR, LOYALTY or CHARACTER IN THEIR NON-HUMAN BODIES, I'd say. They have no SOULS! Maybe we should get THE TERMINATOR TO GIVE THESE GIRLY-MAN and MANLY-GIRL OFFICIALS A GOOD TALKING TO!
Can their feeble brains handle the fact that - WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION THAT PROTECTS US FROM ILLEGAL ACTIVITY OF THIS KIND AND AS CORNY AS IT SOUNDS - WE, THE PEOPLE, ARE GOING TO SEEK ALL OF OUR LEGAL REMEDIES TO ENSURE THAT ALL OF OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS WILL CONTINUE TO BE PROTECTED. OUR RIGHTS ARE INVIOLATE, MOTHER-FUCKER! (Oops, there's my first f-word. Sorry, Sister Mary Jive-talker). THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T MESS WITH THEM! IT'S A UNIVERSAL LAW - NOT JUST OUR NATIONAL LAW! DON'T MESS WITH GOD! GOD'S THE ONE WHO GAVE THEM TO US! SO, THERE! BTHPTZZSPH! (Sound of FLATULENCE).
LISTEN TO THIS, JERKY! (Thanks, Jerky Boys). WE THE PEOPLE RESERVE OUR RIGHTS AND WE DO NOT WAIVE ANY OF THEM!
TAKE NOTICE! WE WILL FILE A CIVIL ACTION AGAINST EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO VIOLATES HIS OR HER OATH OF OFFICE AND ATTEMPTS, BY ANY AND ALL MEANS, TO VIOLATE THOSE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS THAT WE, THE PEOPLE, HAVE RESERVED. /S/ "Without Prejudice, Dick Von Blogger, Bloggerer To The Stars - UCC 1-207." Roger, Dodger, Over And Out!
Hello, dere. Well, it seems that most of the NEWS today was about the SURVEILLANCE OF US by THE GOVERNMENT! Hold on, wait a second - WE'RE THE GOVERNMENT! You mean we're spying on OURSELVES?
No, that can't be. It must be the CRIMINALS in CERTAIN AGENCIES who are SPYING ON US AND DOING IT ILLEGALLY! Let's see if I have this down correctly. They're EAVESDROPPING on our TELEPHONE CALLS. They're INTERCEPTING OUR EMAILS. THEY HAVE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE! THEY ARE MONITORING THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES WITH CAMERAS; FILMING US FROM ORBITING SATELLITES! God knows what else. Probably mail covers (Spy Shit).
Hey! Hold on a minute! This isn't how our country is SUPPOSED TO OPERATE! ABSOLUTELY NOT! These CRIMES ARE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN BECAUSE the CRIMINALS IN GOVERNMENT POSITIONS ARE IN COLLUSION WITH THE LIZARDS WHO ARE GIVING THE ORDERS FROM BEHIND THE SCENES!
It does reveal the LACK OF HONOR, LOYALTY or CHARACTER IN THEIR NON-HUMAN BODIES, I'd say. They have no SOULS! Maybe we should get THE TERMINATOR TO GIVE THESE GIRLY-MAN and MANLY-GIRL OFFICIALS A GOOD TALKING TO!
Can their feeble brains handle the fact that - WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION THAT PROTECTS US FROM ILLEGAL ACTIVITY OF THIS KIND AND AS CORNY AS IT SOUNDS - WE, THE PEOPLE, ARE GOING TO SEEK ALL OF OUR LEGAL REMEDIES TO ENSURE THAT ALL OF OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS WILL CONTINUE TO BE PROTECTED. OUR RIGHTS ARE INVIOLATE, MOTHER-FUCKER! (Oops, there's my first f-word. Sorry, Sister Mary Jive-talker). THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T MESS WITH THEM! IT'S A UNIVERSAL LAW - NOT JUST OUR NATIONAL LAW! DON'T MESS WITH GOD! GOD'S THE ONE WHO GAVE THEM TO US! SO, THERE! BTHPTZZSPH! (Sound of FLATULENCE).
LISTEN TO THIS, JERKY! (Thanks, Jerky Boys). WE THE PEOPLE RESERVE OUR RIGHTS AND WE DO NOT WAIVE ANY OF THEM!
TAKE NOTICE! WE WILL FILE A CIVIL ACTION AGAINST EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO VIOLATES HIS OR HER OATH OF OFFICE AND ATTEMPTS, BY ANY AND ALL MEANS, TO VIOLATE THOSE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS THAT WE, THE PEOPLE, HAVE RESERVED. /S/ "Without Prejudice, Dick Von Blogger, Bloggerer To The Stars - UCC 1-207." Roger, Dodger, Over And Out!
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