"OBAMA BIN BAMA YO MAMA" by Dirk Von Blogger

Hello, dere, you blog junkies. Try as we might, we couldn't coax old Dickie-Boy away from his vices to write down his thoughts so we could share them with you. Instead, they managed to coax me, Brother Dirk, to write in his stead.
Since I know the lad pretty well, I thought I'd give me own similar point of view as to the state of the state.
In a word? SILLY!
The Jerky Boys were right! It's SILLY! They're SILLY! In fact, they're getting SILLY WITH SILLINESS!
Now, who're we talking about? Well, speaking of whores, let's start with Hil-liar-y. She's SILLY with whorin'. If she got any SILLIER with it, she'd feel SILLY enough to return the furniture she and BILLY-BOP stole from Casa da Blanca.
Then there's A-Wop-Bop-a-Lula-O-Bop-Bin-Bimbo! Bamba-Dolly-Llama-o'Sama Bin Bama!
Dey goin' HOOK-UP! They're SILLY WITH IT!
My sources told me long ago about that SILLY ticket! Two agendas in ONE. Lez and Fez. No can salute SILLY flag! Me want be SILLY Queenie! Goodness, how SILLY are we?
Of course, let's not forget about....,"HEEEREEE's, JOHNNY! "If you pick me, you'll have SEVERAL SILLY multiple personality types to contend with.
"HE'S A PUNK! Can I say that on National TV?"
We don't know, Geraldo. You're SILLY!
Then there's the SILLY guy who plays a Duh; no, a DA. You know he's SILLY no sooner (or is it later?) he opens his MOUT 'cause HE AIN'T GOT NO FRIGGEN NOO YAWK ACCENT! Send this cracker back to DUCK HILL, will ya? Back to the Delta.
Another one of them, a SILLY ROODIE TOADIE was told, "TAKE A FUCKING WALK, ASSHOLE!" So, he dropped out.
A guy I know, who can also be SILLY with SILLINESS as well as himselvis, told me that he told ROODIE TOADIE to, "STAY THE FUCK OUT OF BROOKLYN!" As far as we know, he hasn't gone back but neither has the guy I know. (His godson back there flies the pizza pies out to him every few months).
Have I forgotten anyone? Yes, lots of ones.
There's the SHILLS and the GEEKS and the COPS and the CREEPS and the LIARS and the MOOKS, and the KILLERS and the CROOKS and the PUSHERS and the DOPES and the WEASELS and the MOPES - and they're all - RUNNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
OHMIGAWD! That's SILLY!