Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day! "BIG MIKE FOR PRESIDENT!" That's right, BIG MIKE. If you DON'T KNOW who BIG MIKE is by now, read YESTERDAY'S BLOG. Of all the candidates for President of the United States that I've listened to in recent years, I'd have to say that BIG MIKE is the MOST QUALIFIED, MOST TALENTED, MOST INTELLIGENT AND THE MOST FUN OF ANY OF THEM! He deserves OUR VOTES! VOTE FOR BIG MIKE! You can reach him at: bigmike@thekidfrombrooklyn.com.
Actually, he's not officially running but you can WRITE HIM IN.
I'm serious, everybody. We've got to send a message to these BOZOS in government who think that while they're RIPPING US OFF IN A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS, THEY CAN TRY TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM, TOO! NOT!
Have you seen this MOOK that BUSH-boy wants to appoint as CIA DIRECTOR TO REPLACE PORTER GOSS? What's his name, General SHMADEN? Oh wait, I remember, General Hayden. Michael Hayden. Air Force General. (I wonder if he knows anything 'BOUT WEATH-MODDIN? I think I wrote to him at the NSA once and he claimed 'He din't no nuttin about it!'). Didn't the AIR FORCE write the report, "WEATHER AS A FORCE MULTIPLIER. OWNING THE WEATHER BY 2025"? But I digress.
This same GENERAL MICHAEL HAYDEN who is connected with the NSA is the same IGNORANT CHAP who doesn't know that YOU NEED PROBABLE CAUSE before you can REQUEST A SEARCH WARRANT. He says, "IT DOESN'T SAY THAT IN THE CONSTITUTION!" Yes it does, ASSHOLE! (I'm not going to respect a general who doesn't even understand the CONSTITUTION THAT HE HAS TAKEN AN OATH TO PROTECT AND DEFEND! Oh, no). He's also the same GENERAL MICHAEL HAYDEN who TOOK PART IN THE ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL SURVEILLANCE OF AMERICANS WITHOUT A SEARCH WARRANT, or a COURT ORDER SIGNED BY A JUDGE!
We have RIGHTS in this country, Buddy! Stop TRYING TO SUBVERT THEM! YOU ARE A CRIMINAL - THE LOWEST KIND OF CRIMINAL WHO HIDES BEHIND AND DISHONORS THE UNIFORM HE WEARS! In fact, HE DISHONORS THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE! Are there ANY HONORABLE LEADERS LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY? Are there any REAL OFFICERS left in our MILITARY WHO HAVE THE COURAGE TO SPEAK OUT - EVEN AT THE RISK OF THEIR CAREERS? Hey, man, I HAD TO DO IT! I had to quit the POLICE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO VIOLATE THE RIGHTS OF MY FELLOW AMERICANS LIKE MOST OF THE OTHER OFFICERS WERE DOING, SO I HAD TO RESIGN! I still get POLITICAL REPERCUSSIONS FROM SPEAKING OUT!
MUSTER UP SOME CHARACTER, MISTER! Get some HONOR BACK IN THAT RANK! I'M TALKING TO YOU, BIPPY!
GENERAL DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER was right. "Beware the Military-Industrial Complex!" He was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! That's exactly what we have running things in this country. TOTALLY DISHONORABLE POOR EXCUSES FOR HUMAN-BEINGS!
No, HAYDEN. SORRY, BOY. Why don't you go back to wherever it was you came from and let REAL LEADERS WHO ARE HONEST AND HONORABLE AND WHO BELIEVE IN THE SOVERIGNTY OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES run things instead.
I rest my case, Your Honor. DVB wishing you, "Happy Trails."
Actually, he's not officially running but you can WRITE HIM IN.
I'm serious, everybody. We've got to send a message to these BOZOS in government who think that while they're RIPPING US OFF IN A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS, THEY CAN TRY TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM, TOO! NOT!
Have you seen this MOOK that BUSH-boy wants to appoint as CIA DIRECTOR TO REPLACE PORTER GOSS? What's his name, General SHMADEN? Oh wait, I remember, General Hayden. Michael Hayden. Air Force General. (I wonder if he knows anything 'BOUT WEATH-MODDIN? I think I wrote to him at the NSA once and he claimed 'He din't no nuttin about it!'). Didn't the AIR FORCE write the report, "WEATHER AS A FORCE MULTIPLIER. OWNING THE WEATHER BY 2025"? But I digress.
This same GENERAL MICHAEL HAYDEN who is connected with the NSA is the same IGNORANT CHAP who doesn't know that YOU NEED PROBABLE CAUSE before you can REQUEST A SEARCH WARRANT. He says, "IT DOESN'T SAY THAT IN THE CONSTITUTION!" Yes it does, ASSHOLE! (I'm not going to respect a general who doesn't even understand the CONSTITUTION THAT HE HAS TAKEN AN OATH TO PROTECT AND DEFEND! Oh, no). He's also the same GENERAL MICHAEL HAYDEN who TOOK PART IN THE ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL SURVEILLANCE OF AMERICANS WITHOUT A SEARCH WARRANT, or a COURT ORDER SIGNED BY A JUDGE!
We have RIGHTS in this country, Buddy! Stop TRYING TO SUBVERT THEM! YOU ARE A CRIMINAL - THE LOWEST KIND OF CRIMINAL WHO HIDES BEHIND AND DISHONORS THE UNIFORM HE WEARS! In fact, HE DISHONORS THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE! Are there ANY HONORABLE LEADERS LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY? Are there any REAL OFFICERS left in our MILITARY WHO HAVE THE COURAGE TO SPEAK OUT - EVEN AT THE RISK OF THEIR CAREERS? Hey, man, I HAD TO DO IT! I had to quit the POLICE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO VIOLATE THE RIGHTS OF MY FELLOW AMERICANS LIKE MOST OF THE OTHER OFFICERS WERE DOING, SO I HAD TO RESIGN! I still get POLITICAL REPERCUSSIONS FROM SPEAKING OUT!
MUSTER UP SOME CHARACTER, MISTER! Get some HONOR BACK IN THAT RANK! I'M TALKING TO YOU, BIPPY!
GENERAL DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER was right. "Beware the Military-Industrial Complex!" He was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! That's exactly what we have running things in this country. TOTALLY DISHONORABLE POOR EXCUSES FOR HUMAN-BEINGS!
No, HAYDEN. SORRY, BOY. Why don't you go back to wherever it was you came from and let REAL LEADERS WHO ARE HONEST AND HONORABLE AND WHO BELIEVE IN THE SOVERIGNTY OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES run things instead.
I rest my case, Your Honor. DVB wishing you, "Happy Trails."
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