"WHAT IN THE WORLD CAME OVER ME?" by Dick Von Blogger
Hey, all you Blog Junkies out there. How the heck you found this blogsite is beyond me. They try to hide my blogs as best they can because I don't think they like what I say about them. Who are "they" you ask? I believe I've already covered that in a previous blog but I don't remember what I said. Maybe I'll take the time and trouble to scroll back to yesteryear and see if I can find it.
No, matter. I think you all have a good idea who "they" are, anyway.
Today, I'd like to talk about some of the crap that's been going on on our formerly great planet. It appears that SOMEONE has been trying to MUCK IT UP! Okay, I won't pull any punches or use tame words - FUCK IT UP!
Yes, you heard me correctly. SOMEONE, or SOMETHING (like THE LIZARDS), have been doing their darndest to trash the planet and screw it up for the rest of us. I don't know how long it's been going on but it seems like as long as I've been living. No, I ain't gonna tell you how old I am because I don't want all of you sending me birthday cards or presents every year. I'd rather have you spend the money on yourselves.
BUT - If you insist on sending me something, I want it to be special. I want it to be something I can use. One thing I'd like to see is - all of you WAKING UP AND STOP LISTENING TO THE SHILLS AND LIARS on TV and Radio. Stop BELIEVING EVERYTHING YOU READ IN THE NEWSPAPERS! Stop buying into the SCAM!
Here's a short list of what's happening. They are SPRAYING OUR SKIES WITH CHEMICALS AND OTHER HARMFUL SUBSTANCES! They have been BEAMING HIGH POWERED RADIO WAVES INTO OUR IONOSPHERE AND HAVE PROBABLY SUCCEEDED IN BLOWING AWAY A PIECE OF OUR ATMOSPHERE! THEY ARE CAUSING UNTOLD POLLUTION AND DESTRUCTION OF OUR NATURAL RESOURCES! They have been INTERFERING WITH OUR WEATHER AND OUR FOOD PRODUCTION! THEY ARE MEDDLING IN OUTER SPACE! They are sending up THOUSANDS OF SATELLITES to SPY ON US! They are MICROWAVING US AND SUCKING ALL OF THE MOISTURE OUT OF THE GROUND!
Ah, I could go on and on but I'm tired. I'm going to call it a night. You've probably heard all or some of this before but haven't had a moment to deal with it. I know, you're all working ten jobs and have bills to pay. If there wasn't so much basketball, football, baseball and all of the other sports on TV, you might have a moment to stop and say, "HEY! WHY DON'T YOU ASSHOLES STOP TRYING TO DESTROY THE PLANET, HUH????"
Thanks for letting me vent.
Dick Von Blogger, OVER AND OUT!
No, matter. I think you all have a good idea who "they" are, anyway.
Today, I'd like to talk about some of the crap that's been going on on our formerly great planet. It appears that SOMEONE has been trying to MUCK IT UP! Okay, I won't pull any punches or use tame words - FUCK IT UP!
Yes, you heard me correctly. SOMEONE, or SOMETHING (like THE LIZARDS), have been doing their darndest to trash the planet and screw it up for the rest of us. I don't know how long it's been going on but it seems like as long as I've been living. No, I ain't gonna tell you how old I am because I don't want all of you sending me birthday cards or presents every year. I'd rather have you spend the money on yourselves.
BUT - If you insist on sending me something, I want it to be special. I want it to be something I can use. One thing I'd like to see is - all of you WAKING UP AND STOP LISTENING TO THE SHILLS AND LIARS on TV and Radio. Stop BELIEVING EVERYTHING YOU READ IN THE NEWSPAPERS! Stop buying into the SCAM!
Here's a short list of what's happening. They are SPRAYING OUR SKIES WITH CHEMICALS AND OTHER HARMFUL SUBSTANCES! They have been BEAMING HIGH POWERED RADIO WAVES INTO OUR IONOSPHERE AND HAVE PROBABLY SUCCEEDED IN BLOWING AWAY A PIECE OF OUR ATMOSPHERE! THEY ARE CAUSING UNTOLD POLLUTION AND DESTRUCTION OF OUR NATURAL RESOURCES! They have been INTERFERING WITH OUR WEATHER AND OUR FOOD PRODUCTION! THEY ARE MEDDLING IN OUTER SPACE! They are sending up THOUSANDS OF SATELLITES to SPY ON US! They are MICROWAVING US AND SUCKING ALL OF THE MOISTURE OUT OF THE GROUND!
Ah, I could go on and on but I'm tired. I'm going to call it a night. You've probably heard all or some of this before but haven't had a moment to deal with it. I know, you're all working ten jobs and have bills to pay. If there wasn't so much basketball, football, baseball and all of the other sports on TV, you might have a moment to stop and say, "HEY! WHY DON'T YOU ASSHOLES STOP TRYING TO DESTROY THE PLANET, HUH????"
Thanks for letting me vent.
Dick Von Blogger, OVER AND OUT!
posted by Dick Von Blogger at 10:44 PM
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