Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!SUNDAY'S BLOG. EARTHDATE UNKNOWN. LOCATION: The Psychiatric Ward of the STATE MENTAL INSTITUTION.
DR. QUACKMAN: "Nurse, it says on their charts they've been on the internet again."
NURSE RIPPLE: "Yes, Doctor. Doctor RAZZLE and his staff members thought it would be best to let them direct all of their ranting and raving energy at hyper-space and not on the rest of us."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Excellent idea. The three of them can become quite noisy when they get on a roll. All three were on the web?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "Not BILLY so much, but DIRK and DICK were. Actually, DICK wrote most of the BLOGS from what we can tell, although they interchange so much we're never sure which one is actually writing them at any given moment."
DR. QUACKMAN: "I see. Isn't one of them a MARY?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "A Mary?"
DR. QUACKMAN: "Yes, Mary. Secretary Mary, I believe one of them wrote."
NURSE RIPPLE: "No, Doctor. Mary IS their secretary. She comes in around four o'clock to handle the boys' correspondence and take care of their needs."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Well, why wasn't I informed of this?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "We thought you already knew about her."
DR. QUACKMAN: "No, I hadn't. How long has she been coming here?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "She started working for the boys when she was eighteen. She's twenty-two, now. Four years."
DR. QUACKMAN: "No problems?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "Not a one. She's actually quite good at what she does."
DR. QUACKMAN: "And what is that?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "Why, secretarial services, Doctor, of course. Why do you ask?"
DR. QUACKMAN: "Never mind. Just so there's no hanky panky going on, understand, Nurse RIPPLE?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "No hanky panky, Doctor. I'll see to it."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Another thing. Make sure that they don't go overboard with the conspiracy revelation theories or exposing too many cover-ups! We don't need a bunch of SECRET STUFF TYPES hanging around this institution and writing down everything we do!"
NURSE RIPPLE: "I'm sure they know that the boys are just harmless, ranting and raving loonies who found a new toy and besides, Doctor, the von BLOGGER Family is pretty high up on the HIERARCY LADDER. I'm pretty certain there's a HANDS OFF ORDER assigned to them."
DR. QUACKMAN: "You're probably right. Well, then, I'll be running. Say, Nurse RIPPLE, do you think Secretary Mary could do a little secretarial work for me?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "I'll see what I can do. Goodnight, Doctor."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Goodnight."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Nurse, it says on their charts they've been on the internet again."
NURSE RIPPLE: "Yes, Doctor. Doctor RAZZLE and his staff members thought it would be best to let them direct all of their ranting and raving energy at hyper-space and not on the rest of us."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Excellent idea. The three of them can become quite noisy when they get on a roll. All three were on the web?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "Not BILLY so much, but DIRK and DICK were. Actually, DICK wrote most of the BLOGS from what we can tell, although they interchange so much we're never sure which one is actually writing them at any given moment."
DR. QUACKMAN: "I see. Isn't one of them a MARY?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "A Mary?"
DR. QUACKMAN: "Yes, Mary. Secretary Mary, I believe one of them wrote."
NURSE RIPPLE: "No, Doctor. Mary IS their secretary. She comes in around four o'clock to handle the boys' correspondence and take care of their needs."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Well, why wasn't I informed of this?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "We thought you already knew about her."
DR. QUACKMAN: "No, I hadn't. How long has she been coming here?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "She started working for the boys when she was eighteen. She's twenty-two, now. Four years."
DR. QUACKMAN: "No problems?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "Not a one. She's actually quite good at what she does."
DR. QUACKMAN: "And what is that?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "Why, secretarial services, Doctor, of course. Why do you ask?"
DR. QUACKMAN: "Never mind. Just so there's no hanky panky going on, understand, Nurse RIPPLE?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "No hanky panky, Doctor. I'll see to it."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Another thing. Make sure that they don't go overboard with the conspiracy revelation theories or exposing too many cover-ups! We don't need a bunch of SECRET STUFF TYPES hanging around this institution and writing down everything we do!"
NURSE RIPPLE: "I'm sure they know that the boys are just harmless, ranting and raving loonies who found a new toy and besides, Doctor, the von BLOGGER Family is pretty high up on the HIERARCY LADDER. I'm pretty certain there's a HANDS OFF ORDER assigned to them."
DR. QUACKMAN: "You're probably right. Well, then, I'll be running. Say, Nurse RIPPLE, do you think Secretary Mary could do a little secretarial work for me?"
NURSE RIPPLE: "I'll see what I can do. Goodnight, Doctor."
DR. QUACKMAN: "Goodnight."
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