"WE'RE PISSED!"
Boy are we pissed off! What the heck is wrong with that DOCTOR QUACKMAN and NURSE RIPPLE, anyway? Do they realize that everything they said about my brothers and me was secretly recorded and posted to the web as a BLOG? I thought MEDICAL INFORMATION was supposed to be sacred! We really didn't want our readers to know where we were BLOGGING from, you know? Nobody needs to know that we are LOCKED UP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION, now do they?
In this day and age, people will try to use any and all means available to try to DISCREDIT you - especially when you start to reveal INSIDER INFORMATION and SECRET PROGRAMS that the GOVERNMENT HACKS don't want the PEOPLE to know about. We try and try to protect ourselves from GOVERNMENT AGENTS and ABUSERS who would use ANY INFORMATION they can get their hands on to try and SWAY PUBLIC OPINION against ME and my brothers, DIRK and BILLY VON. It's not easy to keep a person's WHEREABOUTS CONFIDENTIAL in this GEORGE ORWELL-INFLUENCED WORLD! Here we've gone to GREAT LENGTHS to keep our PRESENT LOCATION a secret from PRYING EYES and the next thing you know, some BIG-MOUTHED, MEDDLING MEDICO has to start YAPPING AND SPILLING THE BEANS! SHAME ON YOU, DOC!
SECRETARY MARY wasn't too thrilled, either. WHAT she does for us and HOW she does it is NOBODY'S BUSINESS but ours.
I've got a good mind to TELL DADDY, aka COUNT vonBLOGGER, just WHAT UP! He can make sure that it won't happen again. In case you don't know it, DADDY is on the BOARD OF DIRECTORS of some MAJOR CORPORATIONS and wields a great deal of INFLUENCE! In other words, he CAN GET SHIT DONE! If we tell him we need someone, like DOCTOR QUACKMAN, transferred the hell out of here - POOF - IT HAPPENS! Same goes for you, NURSE RIPPLE! Watch your step, HONEY! We don't appreciate all the GOSSIP AND WRITING STUFF DOWN ABOUT US, HEAR? DADDY will make sure your ASS GETS SHIPPED DOWN TO GITMO before you can say, "Whose panties are these?"
Actually, we're not TOO WORRIED. Our faithful readers just don't GIVE A HOOT about how NUTS we are or what INSTITUTION we happen to be in at the moment. Most of them are as LOONEY, LOONEY, LOONEY as we are, SO THERE! Let this BE A LESSON TO YOU! A WORD TO THE WISE IS SUFFICIENT! STRIKE BACK WHILE THE IRON IS HOT! A FOOL AND HIS HONEY ARE SOON PARTED! YOU CAN'T CATCH A FLY WITH VINEGAR BUT YOU CAN WITH MONEY! THE ROAD TO RICHES IS PAVED WITH BAD INTENTIONS! THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES ALL THE FLACK! THE WORMS ARE TURNING IN THE APPLESAUCE! MY BONNEY LIES OVER MY SHOULDER! AUNT JAMIMA PANCAKED DOWN ON HERSELF AND NOW SHE'S WAFFLING ABOUT! I DON'T CARE IF IT RAINS OR FREEZES AS LONG AS I HAVE MY PLASTIC BE-JEEZES! LET'S GIVE SPINNERS A CHANCE! WILL THOSE WHO HAVE AN OPPOSING VIEW PLEASE TURN AROUND? EVERYTHING I LEARNED I LEARNED IN CATHOLIC SCHOOL AS A CATHOLIC BOY!
WE ARE NEITHER HERE NOR THERE! A FOOL WHO HAS NO MONEY CAN NEVER WIN! DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL US THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH OR WILL YOU JUST KEEP LYING? I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO WHATEVER IT IS THEY WANT ME TO! CLOWNING ABOUT IS FORBIDDEN BEFORE SIX AM! DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO TERRI'S YACKY? PARDON ME BOY, IS THAT THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO? WHO YOU CALLIN' A BOY, MOTHA-FUCKAH? WANT NOT NOT WANT!
IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD AND THE WORD WAS, "YOU'RE SO TOTALLY SCREWED, DUDE!" THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF PRISON BARS GO I! TO EACH HIS PHONE! HOW ARE THINGS IN GLOCKA-WARMONGER? "YOU, THERE, FIRST ON LINE! YOU SHALL BE LAST! YOU, THERE, LAST ON LINE, YOU SHALL BE FIRST!" YEAH, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, ASSHOLE BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US IN THE MIDDLE?" I think that about does it for today. Tune in next time for another INSANE RANTING BLOG by those loveable VON BLOGGER BROTHERS, DICK, DIRK and BILLY VON. It's MEDICATION TIME!
In this day and age, people will try to use any and all means available to try to DISCREDIT you - especially when you start to reveal INSIDER INFORMATION and SECRET PROGRAMS that the GOVERNMENT HACKS don't want the PEOPLE to know about. We try and try to protect ourselves from GOVERNMENT AGENTS and ABUSERS who would use ANY INFORMATION they can get their hands on to try and SWAY PUBLIC OPINION against ME and my brothers, DIRK and BILLY VON. It's not easy to keep a person's WHEREABOUTS CONFIDENTIAL in this GEORGE ORWELL-INFLUENCED WORLD! Here we've gone to GREAT LENGTHS to keep our PRESENT LOCATION a secret from PRYING EYES and the next thing you know, some BIG-MOUTHED, MEDDLING MEDICO has to start YAPPING AND SPILLING THE BEANS! SHAME ON YOU, DOC!
SECRETARY MARY wasn't too thrilled, either. WHAT she does for us and HOW she does it is NOBODY'S BUSINESS but ours.
I've got a good mind to TELL DADDY, aka COUNT vonBLOGGER, just WHAT UP! He can make sure that it won't happen again. In case you don't know it, DADDY is on the BOARD OF DIRECTORS of some MAJOR CORPORATIONS and wields a great deal of INFLUENCE! In other words, he CAN GET SHIT DONE! If we tell him we need someone, like DOCTOR QUACKMAN, transferred the hell out of here - POOF - IT HAPPENS! Same goes for you, NURSE RIPPLE! Watch your step, HONEY! We don't appreciate all the GOSSIP AND WRITING STUFF DOWN ABOUT US, HEAR? DADDY will make sure your ASS GETS SHIPPED DOWN TO GITMO before you can say, "Whose panties are these?"
Actually, we're not TOO WORRIED. Our faithful readers just don't GIVE A HOOT about how NUTS we are or what INSTITUTION we happen to be in at the moment. Most of them are as LOONEY, LOONEY, LOONEY as we are, SO THERE! Let this BE A LESSON TO YOU! A WORD TO THE WISE IS SUFFICIENT! STRIKE BACK WHILE THE IRON IS HOT! A FOOL AND HIS HONEY ARE SOON PARTED! YOU CAN'T CATCH A FLY WITH VINEGAR BUT YOU CAN WITH MONEY! THE ROAD TO RICHES IS PAVED WITH BAD INTENTIONS! THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES ALL THE FLACK! THE WORMS ARE TURNING IN THE APPLESAUCE! MY BONNEY LIES OVER MY SHOULDER! AUNT JAMIMA PANCAKED DOWN ON HERSELF AND NOW SHE'S WAFFLING ABOUT! I DON'T CARE IF IT RAINS OR FREEZES AS LONG AS I HAVE MY PLASTIC BE-JEEZES! LET'S GIVE SPINNERS A CHANCE! WILL THOSE WHO HAVE AN OPPOSING VIEW PLEASE TURN AROUND? EVERYTHING I LEARNED I LEARNED IN CATHOLIC SCHOOL AS A CATHOLIC BOY!
WE ARE NEITHER HERE NOR THERE! A FOOL WHO HAS NO MONEY CAN NEVER WIN! DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL US THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH OR WILL YOU JUST KEEP LYING? I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO WHATEVER IT IS THEY WANT ME TO! CLOWNING ABOUT IS FORBIDDEN BEFORE SIX AM! DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO TERRI'S YACKY? PARDON ME BOY, IS THAT THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO? WHO YOU CALLIN' A BOY, MOTHA-FUCKAH? WANT NOT NOT WANT!
IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD AND THE WORD WAS, "YOU'RE SO TOTALLY SCREWED, DUDE!" THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF PRISON BARS GO I! TO EACH HIS PHONE! HOW ARE THINGS IN GLOCKA-WARMONGER? "YOU, THERE, FIRST ON LINE! YOU SHALL BE LAST! YOU, THERE, LAST ON LINE, YOU SHALL BE FIRST!" YEAH, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, ASSHOLE BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US IN THE MIDDLE?" I think that about does it for today. Tune in next time for another INSANE RANTING BLOG by those loveable VON BLOGGER BROTHERS, DICK, DIRK and BILLY VON. It's MEDICATION TIME!
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