Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"BLOG THIS!" - Tuesday - May 2, 2006. I took yesterday off. Anybody got a PROBLEM with that? Yeah, I know, I'm only a NATIVE-BORN, VERY HANDSOME AND TALENTED EX-NEW YORKER who is also A NAVY VETERAN who served MY COUNTRY HONORABLY. I'm not ILLEGAL like the PEOPLE who want to TRY TO TAKE MY COUNTRY AWAY FROM ME! I'm also not GOING TO SOMEONE ELSE'S COUNTRY ILLEGALLY TO TRY TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO! No. I'm in MY OWN COUNTRY where I happened to have BEEN BORN! Still, I thought I'd just TAKE THE FREAKIN' DAY OFF TO SHOW THAT - NO - THIS IS OUR COUNTRY! It BELONGS TO US! NATIVE AMERICANS! No, I am not an INDIAN. Yes, I am a NATIVE AMERICAN by virtue of the fact that I WAS BORN HERE! I'll tell you another thing. I don't give A CRAP about AZTLAN or SMATZLAN or SCUMBAGSLAN or SHIT-HEELS-LAN or even UP YOUR ASSES-LAN! So, ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT?
Now look, I don't have a problem with anyone else, personally, you know what I'm SAYING? BUT! Don't COME HERE ILLEGALLY and then start waving around a FOREIGN SOVERIGN NATIONS'S FLAG AND START ACTING LIKE MY COUNTRY IS YOUR COUNTRY!! It AIN'T!
You know, WE DUMB AMERICAN GRINGOS ARE NOT REALLY THAT DUMB. In fact, YOU'RE THE DUMB ONES! You don't get it! You don't know who or WHAT you are DEALING WITH! Now, I'm not talking about me or the other NATIVE AMERICANS! Oh, no. I'm talking about THEM! Our GOVERNMENT LIZARD OFFICIALS who have A SECRET AGENDA to LET YOU SNEAK IN HERE ANY WAY YOU CAN SO THAT THEY CAN TURN YOU INTO SLAVES! The LIZARDS (GEEKS, REPTILIANS, SHAPESHIFTERS, whatever term turns you on) think that THEY ARE GOING TO BE THE ELITISTS AND YOU - YOU BE THE SLAVES!
They want to wipe out the MIDDLE CLASS by SHIPPING ALL THE JOBS OUT TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES BUT AT THE SAME TIME, THEY'RE LETTING IN ALL OF YOU THIRD WORLD COUNTRY PEOPLE! Why would you want to come HERE? THERE AIN'T NO BLOOMIN' JOBS LEFT! Except fast-food joints for THE CLONES. DUMMY UP! YOU'VE BEEN HAD! Go back home and try to salvage what YOU HAD before IT'S TOO LATE! Believe me, these LIZARDS ARE NOT GOING TO LET YOU HAVE A STANDARD OF LIVING THAT'S AS GOOD AS THE ONE YOU HAD BEFORE YOU CAME HERE! Nope. You've been HAD!
You know, I just might TAKE TOMMORROW OFF, TOO! See Ya!
"BLOG THIS!" - Tuesday - May 2, 2006. I took yesterday off. Anybody got a PROBLEM with that? Yeah, I know, I'm only a NATIVE-BORN, VERY HANDSOME AND TALENTED EX-NEW YORKER who is also A NAVY VETERAN who served MY COUNTRY HONORABLY. I'm not ILLEGAL like the PEOPLE who want to TRY TO TAKE MY COUNTRY AWAY FROM ME! I'm also not GOING TO SOMEONE ELSE'S COUNTRY ILLEGALLY TO TRY TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO! No. I'm in MY OWN COUNTRY where I happened to have BEEN BORN! Still, I thought I'd just TAKE THE FREAKIN' DAY OFF TO SHOW THAT - NO - THIS IS OUR COUNTRY! It BELONGS TO US! NATIVE AMERICANS! No, I am not an INDIAN. Yes, I am a NATIVE AMERICAN by virtue of the fact that I WAS BORN HERE! I'll tell you another thing. I don't give A CRAP about AZTLAN or SMATZLAN or SCUMBAGSLAN or SHIT-HEELS-LAN or even UP YOUR ASSES-LAN! So, ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT?
Now look, I don't have a problem with anyone else, personally, you know what I'm SAYING? BUT! Don't COME HERE ILLEGALLY and then start waving around a FOREIGN SOVERIGN NATIONS'S FLAG AND START ACTING LIKE MY COUNTRY IS YOUR COUNTRY!! It AIN'T!
You know, WE DUMB AMERICAN GRINGOS ARE NOT REALLY THAT DUMB. In fact, YOU'RE THE DUMB ONES! You don't get it! You don't know who or WHAT you are DEALING WITH! Now, I'm not talking about me or the other NATIVE AMERICANS! Oh, no. I'm talking about THEM! Our GOVERNMENT LIZARD OFFICIALS who have A SECRET AGENDA to LET YOU SNEAK IN HERE ANY WAY YOU CAN SO THAT THEY CAN TURN YOU INTO SLAVES! The LIZARDS (GEEKS, REPTILIANS, SHAPESHIFTERS, whatever term turns you on) think that THEY ARE GOING TO BE THE ELITISTS AND YOU - YOU BE THE SLAVES!
They want to wipe out the MIDDLE CLASS by SHIPPING ALL THE JOBS OUT TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES BUT AT THE SAME TIME, THEY'RE LETTING IN ALL OF YOU THIRD WORLD COUNTRY PEOPLE! Why would you want to come HERE? THERE AIN'T NO BLOOMIN' JOBS LEFT! Except fast-food joints for THE CLONES. DUMMY UP! YOU'VE BEEN HAD! Go back home and try to salvage what YOU HAD before IT'S TOO LATE! Believe me, these LIZARDS ARE NOT GOING TO LET YOU HAVE A STANDARD OF LIVING THAT'S AS GOOD AS THE ONE YOU HAD BEFORE YOU CAME HERE! Nope. You've been HAD!
You know, I just might TAKE TOMMORROW OFF, TOO! See Ya!
posted by Dick Von Blogger at 9:39 PM
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