"IT'S TUESDAY AND I GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY!"
Yeah! Dick Von Blogger, here. Maybe I can think of something to say if you give me half a chance. Oh, yeah. I was thinking about DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. I don't think I LIKE IT! It seems to throw me off-kilter, somehow. Maybe one reason is because by the time it gets dark, it's WAY past my BEDTIME and I haven't EATEN DINNER YET! Or, maybe it's because when I used to wake up IN THE MORNING it was DAYLIGHT and now when I wake up, IT'S STILL DARK AND FEELS LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! Could that be it? Or, maybe It's because I FEEL LIKE I'M ALWAYS AN HOUR BEHIND IN MY NORMAL EVERY DAY SCHEDULE! GET RID OF THIS DAMN DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IMMEDIATELY! It's actually giving us LESS DAYLIGHT! Wake up, LEMMINGS!
Of course you know by now, that my BROTHERS AND I don't really trust "THEM!" I mean, when do "THEY" ever come up with a plan that will be BENEFICIAL TO US? Huh? No. It seems like everything they say they're doing for our benefit is really DETRIMENTAL to us.
For instance, take the SOCIAL SECURITY Situation. Years and years ago, our FRIENDS IN THE GOVERNMENT decided they would make us pay money that we really couldn't afford by WITHHOLDING IT from our meager PAYCHECKS and "THEY" would then put it into a "RETIREMENT FUND" which would be used by us TO LIVE ON when we retired. OH, HOW NICE OF YOU! We're SO GLAD you're THINKING ABOUT OUR WELFARE!
Really! How much do they pay you, 'cause I DON'T GET SHIT! A few hundred dollars a month? WHAT'S THAT? Then they want to TAKE A PIECE OF THAT and make me pay for all of the PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE THEY'RE TRYING TO FORCE ON ME! Part B, my BUTT!
If we had been able to put THAT SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY STOLE FROM US into OUR OWN BANK ACCOUNTS, we could be LIVING OFF THE INTEREST AND NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH THE PRINCIPAL - know what I mean? They're also trying to say that THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH MONEY IN THE SOCIAL SECURITY ACCOUNT FUND TO PAY US WITH! Well, maybe that's because YOU GAVE MOST OF IT AWAY TO THE FOREIGNERS WHO WEREN'T ENTITLED TO IT BECAUSE THEY WERE HERE ILLEGALLY IN THE FIRST PLACE! I'm not kidding. I was in the local SS Office (That's a good pair of initials) several years ago when this ILLEGAL CHINESE IMMIGRANT was just finishing up at the window. As she was leaving, the lady behind the SS WINDOW said to her, "When your brother gets back from CHINA, make sure he comes in to see me." WHY, SO YOU CAN GIVE HIM SOME MORE OF OUR RETIREMENT MONEY?
You notice that THEY don't have the same "RETIREMENT ACCOUNT" as we do. Oh, no. They have their OWN. They make as much as they did when they were PRETENDING TO REPRESENT US! Ah, I could go on and on.
One thing I picked up on and, I must say, they are SO SLICK that I ALMOST MISSED IT! Do you remember a while back when there were a few newspaper articles about how THEY had passed a law making it MANDATORY for all ANALOG TV SIGNALS to be CONVERTED TO DIGITAL ONLY? This would be completed by the year 2008. That's only two years away. The reason they were doing this was FOR OUR BENEFIT because ANALOG is NOT AS GOOD AS DIGITAL and they wanted us to HAVE THE BEST TV SIGNALS AVAILABLE! What they really mean is, THEY CAN'T HAVE INTERACTIVE TV WITH AN ANALOG SIGNAL! THEY NEED DIGITAL AND FIBER OPTICS SO THAT THEY WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH US WATCH TV. That's why those annoying little LOGOS have been added to our TV screens for several years, now. THEY ARE CONDITIONING US TO GET USED TO THESE LITTLE SUCKERS SO WE WON'T NOTICE THAT THEY ARE, IN REALITY, SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS! They will be able to LOOK RIGHT INTO OUR LIVING ROOMS THROUGH THE TELEVISION! IT'S INTERACTIVE! GET IT? They are SO ARROGANT, I've even seen a TEE VEE COMMERCIAL where they show a guy WATCHING US WATCH TV! What WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?
I think whether or not I want DIGITAL CABLE or regular ANALOG should be my choice, not theirs.
Look, they already have thousands of EYES IN THE SKY which they are using to LOOK UP OUR ASSHOLES, now. Why the heck do they need SURVEILLANCE TELEVISION, too? Well, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, MY WONDERFUL, ALWAYS-THINKING-OF-YOU PRETEND-TO-BE BENEFACTORS! GO FUCK YOURSELVES! (Thank you, Big Mike from www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com). THAT FELT GOOD! I have news for you, DUDES and DOODIES - by 2008 I WILL HAVE GOTTEN RID OF MY TEE VEE! HA, HA, HA, YUK, YUK, YUK!
AH, I COULD GO ON AND ON but IT'S TUESDAY AND I GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY! This is DICK VON BLOGGER, OVER AND OUT! Psst..., turn off that television, will ya? Mary is about to give me a BLOG JOB!
Of course you know by now, that my BROTHERS AND I don't really trust "THEM!" I mean, when do "THEY" ever come up with a plan that will be BENEFICIAL TO US? Huh? No. It seems like everything they say they're doing for our benefit is really DETRIMENTAL to us.
For instance, take the SOCIAL SECURITY Situation. Years and years ago, our FRIENDS IN THE GOVERNMENT decided they would make us pay money that we really couldn't afford by WITHHOLDING IT from our meager PAYCHECKS and "THEY" would then put it into a "RETIREMENT FUND" which would be used by us TO LIVE ON when we retired. OH, HOW NICE OF YOU! We're SO GLAD you're THINKING ABOUT OUR WELFARE!
Really! How much do they pay you, 'cause I DON'T GET SHIT! A few hundred dollars a month? WHAT'S THAT? Then they want to TAKE A PIECE OF THAT and make me pay for all of the PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE THEY'RE TRYING TO FORCE ON ME! Part B, my BUTT!
If we had been able to put THAT SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY STOLE FROM US into OUR OWN BANK ACCOUNTS, we could be LIVING OFF THE INTEREST AND NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH THE PRINCIPAL - know what I mean? They're also trying to say that THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH MONEY IN THE SOCIAL SECURITY ACCOUNT FUND TO PAY US WITH! Well, maybe that's because YOU GAVE MOST OF IT AWAY TO THE FOREIGNERS WHO WEREN'T ENTITLED TO IT BECAUSE THEY WERE HERE ILLEGALLY IN THE FIRST PLACE! I'm not kidding. I was in the local SS Office (That's a good pair of initials) several years ago when this ILLEGAL CHINESE IMMIGRANT was just finishing up at the window. As she was leaving, the lady behind the SS WINDOW said to her, "When your brother gets back from CHINA, make sure he comes in to see me." WHY, SO YOU CAN GIVE HIM SOME MORE OF OUR RETIREMENT MONEY?
You notice that THEY don't have the same "RETIREMENT ACCOUNT" as we do. Oh, no. They have their OWN. They make as much as they did when they were PRETENDING TO REPRESENT US! Ah, I could go on and on.
One thing I picked up on and, I must say, they are SO SLICK that I ALMOST MISSED IT! Do you remember a while back when there were a few newspaper articles about how THEY had passed a law making it MANDATORY for all ANALOG TV SIGNALS to be CONVERTED TO DIGITAL ONLY? This would be completed by the year 2008. That's only two years away. The reason they were doing this was FOR OUR BENEFIT because ANALOG is NOT AS GOOD AS DIGITAL and they wanted us to HAVE THE BEST TV SIGNALS AVAILABLE! What they really mean is, THEY CAN'T HAVE INTERACTIVE TV WITH AN ANALOG SIGNAL! THEY NEED DIGITAL AND FIBER OPTICS SO THAT THEY WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH US WATCH TV. That's why those annoying little LOGOS have been added to our TV screens for several years, now. THEY ARE CONDITIONING US TO GET USED TO THESE LITTLE SUCKERS SO WE WON'T NOTICE THAT THEY ARE, IN REALITY, SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS! They will be able to LOOK RIGHT INTO OUR LIVING ROOMS THROUGH THE TELEVISION! IT'S INTERACTIVE! GET IT? They are SO ARROGANT, I've even seen a TEE VEE COMMERCIAL where they show a guy WATCHING US WATCH TV! What WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?
I think whether or not I want DIGITAL CABLE or regular ANALOG should be my choice, not theirs.
Look, they already have thousands of EYES IN THE SKY which they are using to LOOK UP OUR ASSHOLES, now. Why the heck do they need SURVEILLANCE TELEVISION, too? Well, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, MY WONDERFUL, ALWAYS-THINKING-OF-YOU PRETEND-TO-BE BENEFACTORS! GO FUCK YOURSELVES! (Thank you, Big Mike from www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com). THAT FELT GOOD! I have news for you, DUDES and DOODIES - by 2008 I WILL HAVE GOTTEN RID OF MY TEE VEE! HA, HA, HA, YUK, YUK, YUK!
AH, I COULD GO ON AND ON but IT'S TUESDAY AND I GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY! This is DICK VON BLOGGER, OVER AND OUT! Psst..., turn off that television, will ya? Mary is about to give me a BLOG JOB!
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