Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"FRIDAY ON MY MIND" The RANTS' WEEKLY RECAP.
Anybody remember the song, "FRIDAY ON MY MIND" by The EASYBEATS? Good tune. It was popular back in the SIXTIES. I've been thinking about FRIDAY all week long and by golly, HERE IT IS! The song was written by George Young, one of the EASYBEATS. You know, Malcolm and Angus' older BROTHER. AC/DC! You all knew that, though. (Except the DUMBELLS).
On FRIDAY I usually try to sum up the week and see where we are. (If anywhere). I mean, are we better off or worse than we were at the BEGINNING OF THE WEEK? I don't think we're any better, do you?
Take gas prices. They're just squeezing our BALLS BLUE and DRY what with all the OIL CAPERING going on. How many BILLIONS more will these JOKERS need? Where the hell is all this money going? They can't SPEND it all. They can SPREAD some it around in various BLACK BUDGET OPERATIONS and other SILLINESS but even with THAT they still couldn't spend it all. What are they doing with it, then? Oh, I know. Maybe they're shipping it to the PLANET DRACO where a lot of the REPTILIAN LIZARDOS COME FROM. Maybe they EAT THE STUFF! Or..., MAYBE they just WIPE THEIR LIZARD ASSES WITH IT!
It's not just the GAS PRICES, THE WARS, THE LYING, CHEATING, STEALING FROM THE TREASURY, THE WEATHER-MODIFICATION PROGRAMS (NOAA-47 at last count), THE SHAPE-SHIFTING, THE 911 CONTROLLED DEMOLITION OPERATION/PENTAGON MISSILE STRIKE AND BULLSHIT STORY or the THOUSANDS OF OTHER WAYS THEY ARE SCREWING US but you know what? THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US, TOO!
I say it's time to SPEAK UP! Wipe that SMIRK off your face, you dumb, in-bred CRACKER! Learn how to SPEAK ENGLISH! It isn't pronounced NUC-U-LAR! It's pronounced NUC-LE-AR! and by the way, WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY OF IT! Take a freaking WALK!
We're PROTECTED FROM WAR-MONGERS LIKE YOU BY A CONSTITUTION! We don't live under a CORPORATE CHARTER! Will SOMEBODY please WAKE UP THE DUMBELLS in CONGRESS and THE SENATE before he SHAPESHIFTS BACK INTO ADOLF HITLER????? Puleeeze!
Well, I think I'm GONNA HAVE FUN IN THE CITY like the song suggests. Have a couple of LAUGHS as well. MUSIC AND LAUGHTER, MATES! PREVENTS A DISASTER!
This is DICK VON BLOGGER, signing off.

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"IT PAYS TO COMPLAIN!"
Boy, I was on a roll yesterday. Sorry about that. Let me see if I can pull myself together long enough to come up with a coherent thought (OR TWO). You what though? It worked! The SUN IS SHINING! It's been shining ALL DAY. YIPPEE! By RANTING AND RAVING EVERY DAY for a few weeks, writing letters to and calling MY ELECTED OFFICIALS and CALLING ALL THE NEWSPAPERS AND TEE VEE STATIONS I could think of - they finally got tired of listening to me RANT and, LO AND BEHOLD - it worked.
Now, I don't take full credit for the sunshine by any means. I know you all helped. The PEOPLE are getting WISE to what the WIZENHEIMERS have been up to and THEY AIN'T GONNA PUT UP WIT IT NO MO! New radio shows are popping up WITH REAL HOSTS not the MEDIA SHILLS they have working for them. People are WRITING, BLOGGING, CALLING, FAXING, EMAILING and some of them (Me) are standing outside their CONGRESSMAN'S OFFICE WINDOW and SCREAMING things up at the people who say they will GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE! For example, I might say something like, "HEY, ASSHOLE! WHEN THE HELL IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU GONNA START DOING YOUR JOB? MOTHA-FUKAH! Or I might say, "Listen, SCUMBAG! GET TO WORK AND START TAKING CARE OF SOME OF THE THINGS I ASKED YOU TO!" DON'T MAKE ME SORRY WE ELECTED YOU!"
It usually works after a while.
Before I sign off I just want to say, "Hey, how about that Georgie-Boy, Huh? What the heck will he think up next? Helpin' them OIL BUTT-BOY FRIENDS OF HIS rack up even more OBSCENE PROFITS AT OUR EXPENSE. He wants to repeal the clean air act and also eliminate some of THE TAXES the OIL COMPANIES HAVE TO PAY! He says this will help bring down gas prices. How about a WINDFALL PROFITS TAX, YOU PIECE OF DUBYA! SHITE!
You know, LIZARDS don't have the same HUMAN TRAITS that we have. Things like, THE ABILITY TO LOVE; COMPASSION; KINDNESS, THOUGHFULNESS or just your every day basic motto of, "LIVE AND LET LIVE!" No, they'd rather do it their way.
Till next time, boys and girls. This is DICK VON BLOGGER - BLOGGERER TO THE STARS signing off.

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"HUMP DAY - A MIDWEEK REFLECTION" by D. Von Blogger.
It's so cloudy and grey I'm just blown away. The extended lack of sunlight has rendered my brain into a mass of jelliness unable to carry a thought more than a few milliseconds. But who's to say that's not normal? I'm not a scientist so how would I know? I don't like to start a sentence with BUT but sometimes you have to. Call me a BUTTINSKY.
I was thinking about what I could LET LOOSE WITH A GOOD RANT ABOUT but (there it is again) I haven't decided yet as of this moment. Let me see...., h'mm.
I could start RANTING about THE SCUMBAGS IN WASHINGTON who are as BRAIN DEAD and LACKING IN BASIC DECENCY AS A PILE OF WEEK-OLD COW FLOP! WHEN IT COMES TO THE TASK OF RUNNING A FREE COUNTRY - THEY JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT! Bottom line.
Or could it be that they are so busy carrying out their own PERSONAL AGENDAS that they just are not paying attention and allowing A MADMAN AND HIS MINIONS to destroy the planet?
WAKE UP, MAN! WOMAN! DO YO'JOB, MISTER GEE MAN! SEE-IT!
I'm sure.
I'm looking around and I DON'T SEE ANYONE I RECOGNIZE! Don't see anyone I know. SCARY!
I don't feel up to it. A GOOD RANT, that is.
We could talk about THE LIZARDS! You want to? The REPTOIDS?
The U'mm..., ANNUNAKI? The..., CHITIAURI? What about this topic?
I don't know, ya know? (Thanks, Al/Sonny - Dog Day Afternoon).
It's true, but (wheew!). I think what he meant was he didn't really know what to do. I mean, look at the situation he was in. Sonny. Between a rock and a hard place. Yet - HE STILL TOOK THE TIME TO BE PHLISOPHICAL ABOUT HIS SITUATION!!! I DON'T KNOW, YA KNOW! Brilliant. Way to go, Sonny! Yea, TEAM!
Nah, I don't want to talk about the LIZARDS today. Maybe tomorrow. No, tonight I think I'll just relax and get myself a *****CENSORED***** and then I'll *****CENSORED***** *****CENSORED***** and *****CENSORED*****. By then it'll be time to HIT THE SACK! Tomorrow's another day. DVB signing off.
Oh, wait. Why the title of today's RANT? HUMP DAY. Well, it was way back when - when everyone had jobs (WE Americans, I'm referring to). We called Wednesdays - HUMP DAY! You were halfway through the WEEK! OVER THE HUMP! Got it, YAH?
If you got past HUMP DAY - the rest of the week was IN THE BAG!
Well, today is HUMP DAY but now that THERE IS NO LONGER ANY JOBS OR SUNLIGHT BECAUSE THE LIZARDS ARE MODIFYING OUR WEATHER AND PREVENTING THE SUN FROM SHINING READ H.R. 2995 A BILL TO ESTABLISH WEATHER MODIFICATION OPERATIONS AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES AND THEY CAN'T DENY IT ANYMORE BUT THE DUMBELLS HAVE TO WAKE UP AND START HELPING US AND YELL AT THEM AND WRITE LETTERS EVERY DAY AND MAKE THEM STOP STOP STOP IT STOP IT YOU CRAZY LOONS STOP-A WHAT-CHA DOIN' LOONEY BIN LOONEY TUNE WE WANT THE MOON WE WANT THE SUN WE WANT SOME FUN FOR EVERYONE PASS A NEW H. R. A BILL TO ESTABLISH A LOONEY BIN SQUAD TO ROUND UP ALL THE LOONEY BINS WHO THINK THEY ARE GOVERNMENT WORKERS BUT ARE LOONEY-TOONEY CULT OF MOONEY AND THE LACK OF SUNSHINE AND LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS AND LEMON DROPS IS MAKING IT HARDER TO GET PAST HUMP DAY AND AND AND.....

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"HUMP DAY - A MIDWEEK REFLECTION" by D. Von Blogger.
It's so cloudy and grey I'm just blown away. The extended lack of sunlight has rendered my brain into a mass of jelliness unable to carry a thought more than a few milliseconds. But who's to say that's not normal? I'm not a scientist so how would I know? I don't like to start a sentence with BUT but sometimes you have to. Call me a BUTTINSKY.
I was thinking about what I could LET LOOSE WITH A GOOD RANT ABOUT but (there it is again) I haven't decided yet as of this moment. Let me see...., h'mm.
I could start RANTING about THE SCUMBAGS IN WASHINGTON who are as BRAIN DEAD and LACKING IN BASIC DECENCY AS A PILE OF WEEK-OLD COW FLOP! WHEN IT COMES TO THE TASK OF RUNNING A FREE COUNTRY - THEY JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT! Bottom line.
Or could it be that they are so busy carrying out their own PERSONAL AGENDAS that they just are not paying attention and allowing A MADMAN AND HIS MINIONS to destroy the planet?
WAKE UP, MAN! WOMAN! DO YO'JOB, MISTER GEE MAN! SEE-IT!
I'm sure.
I'm looking around and I DON'T SEE ANYONE I RECOGNIZE! Don't see anyone I know. SCARY!
I don't feel up to it. A GOOD RANT, that is.
We could talk about THE LIZARDS! You want to? The REPTOIDS?
The U'mm..., ANNUNAKI? The..., CHITIAURI? What about this topic?
I don't know, ya know? (Thanks, Al/Sonny - Dog Day Afternoon).
It's true, but (wheew!). I think what he meant was he didn't really know what to do. I mean, look at the situation he was in. Sonny. Between a rock and a hard place. Yet - HE STILL TOOK THE TIME TO BE PHLISOPHICAL ABOUT HIS SITUATION!!! I DON'T KNOW, YA KNOW! Brilliant. Way to go, Sonny! Yea, TEAM!
Nah, I don't want to talk about the LIZARDS today. Maybe tomorrow. No, tonight I think I'll just relax and get myself a *****CENSORED***** and then I'll *****CENSORED***** *****CENSORED***** and *****CENSORED*****. By then it'll be time to HIT THE SACK! Tomorrow's another day. DVB signing off.
Oh, wait. Why the title of today's RANT? HUMP DAY. Well, it was way back when - when everyone had jobs (WE Americans, I'm referring to). We called Wednesdays - HUMP DAY! You were halfway through the WEEK! OVER THE HUMP! Got it, YAH?
If you got past HUMP DAY - the rest of the week was IN THE BAG!
Well, today is HUMP DAY but now that THERE IS NO LONGER ANY JOBS OR SUNLIGHT BECAUSE THE LIZARDS ARE MODIFYING OUR WEATHER AND PREVENTING THE SUN FROM SHINING READ H.R. 2995 A BILL TO ESTABLISH WEATHER MODIFICATION OPERATIONS AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES AND THEY CAN'T DENY IT ANYMORE BUT THE DUMBELLS HAVE TO WAKE UP AND START HELPING US AND YELL AT THEM AND WRITE LETTERS EVERY DAY AND MAKE THEM STOP STOP STOP IT STOP IT YOU CRAZY LOONS STOP-A WHAT-CHA DOIN' LOONEY BIN LOONEY TUNE WE WANT THE MOON WE WANT THE SUN WE WANT SOME FUN FOR EVERYONE PASS A NEW H. R. A BILL TO ESTABLISH A LOONEY BIN SQUAD TO ROUND UP ALL THE LOONEY BINS WHO THINK THEY ARE GOVERNMENT WORKERS BUT ARE LOONEY-TOONEY CULT OF MOONEY AND THE LACK OF SUNSHINE AND LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS AND LEMON DROPS IS MAKING IT HARDER TO GET PAST HUM DAY AND AND AND.....

Bold Billy's Blow Out Your Brains Blog

Bold Billy's Blow Out Your Brains Blog
Today, we have a guest Blog from my Brother, DICKVONBLOGGER from his BLOGSITE. I haven't found my own voice yet so here is DICK's Post for Today.
Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"IT'S JUST ANOTHER ROTTEN TUESDAY".
Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!

Bold Billy's Blow Out Your Brains Blog

Bold Billy's Blow Out Your Brains Blog
Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"WE'RE JUST CLOWNING AROUND"
Another cold, dreary, rainy Monday out here in formerly SUNNY CALIFORNIA. I'd like to give thanks to me Bro, Bill Von B. who took over for me yesterday. I had to split 'cause I couldn't TAKE NO MO' of the media's JIVE TALKIN'. Total BUNCO SQUAD INVESTIGATIVE MATERIAL (for them to investigate, Yah?). Luckily, I managed to track down MARY who was in a playful mood after I gave her one of my DAZZLING SMILES. She already says I have NICE EYES.
We spent the rest of the day and evening listenin' to some ELO and doing some 'rollin' and ridin' and slippin' and slidin' of our own.
"Pass the peanut butter, will ya, Mary?"
I gave Mary the day off so she could catch a little SHUT EYE. We were having so much fun last night - laughing, screaming, bouncing, singing, giggling and behaving like FOOLS that we didn't realize how early in the morning it had gotten until we noticed that although it was light out, THE SUN WAS NOT SHINING AGAIN! We might as well just take the day off and get back to what we were doing last night because otherwise we'll just get DEPRESSED AGAIN FOR LACK OF SUNLIGHT! Mary will be back in a little while. Now, if I can just keep her away from Dirk and Billy Von).
You know, I hate to be thinking bad things about my wonderful ELECTED OFFICIALS who wouldn't KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON - WOULD THEY? I don't want to be considered "ONE OF THEM CON-SPIRACY THEORY NUTS!" My goodness! It seems to me, however, that they HAVE TO KNOW WHAT IN GOOD GAWL-DARN BLAZES THE HECK IS GOIN' ON AROUND HERE! Am I makin' any sense to Y'ALL? Beats me.
I just want to say before I wrap this up today that we should all KEEP OUR EYES OPEN AND START CONNECTING THE DOTS! Now I ain't particulary religious but if our bible-thumping nut job of a pseudo-president and his ASSHOLE BUDDIES - if they are PREDICTING another terrorist attack soon - a DATE I WOULD BE A LITTLE LEERY OF IS: June 6th. June 6, 2006. 06-06-06. 6-6-6 - GET IT? SIX-SIXTY-SIX!
Here's what I say to that: "I AM NOT ALLOWING ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK TO TAKE PLACE IN MY COUNTRY ON THAT DATE OR ANY OTHER! SO THERE!"
Y'all be good, now, hear? Mary, TAKE A BLOG!

DVB.

"THE CLOWNS VS THE CLONES"

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
“THE CLOWNS vs THE CLONES”
sunday april 23rd 2006.
Hark! ‘Tis I, “THE DICKSTER” (that’s the nickname my associates gave me) at your service, this ugly, grey weath-modded day (I hereby officially coin this term as slang for WEATHER MODIFICATION). (ref: H.R. 2995).
This has been a hard week, what with listening to all the HYPERBOLE from the TEE VEE CLONES and all the rest of the garbage they try to feed us. Plus, they just won’t let up with meddlin’ wit duh weather!
Bobby D was right. You don’t have to be a weatherman to know. We KNOW! It’s the wind, all right but now it’s THREE HUNDRED MPH winds we’re talkin’ ABOUT!
What with all the mental battles you go through trying to counteract their constant chatter and jaberwocky just to try and stay SANE for a few minutes longer and NOW THEY THINK THEY CAN SCREW UP THE WEATHER, TOO?
No, no, no! Oh, no, no, no! Noooo! NOOOOO!
NO ‘EFFEN BLINKIN’ WAY! I WANT SOMETHING DONE!
BILLY VON BLOGGER, here. DICK had to leave. He couldn’t take it, anymore. He went to see if he could find Mary. Good luck, Dick.
Speaking of CLONES. I heard about a guy from NOO YAWK who worked for Ma Bell and one day he met a rock star in a bar where the Ma Bell guy was workin’ on the TELEFONO. The GUY and the ROCK STAR had a brief conversation and THE STAR told THE GUY he was going to start a rock and roll CLOWN BAND now that his CURRENT BAND was DYSFUNCTIONAL and DISBANDED. The Ma Bell guy said he should call it, “THE DYSFUNCTIONALS! CLOWNS ON THE RUN!” The STAR said, “Thanks for the input, Mate, but I’m calling it, “The CLOWNS’ ROCK AND ROLL REVIEW!” and spellin’ it REVIEW and not REVUE because what we’re doin’ is reviewing all the OLD ROCK AND ROLL SONGS THERE EVER WERE! That’s cool, the Ma Bell guy replied and went on his MERRY WAY.
So, how weird is this? The STAR gets killed some years later and TWO YEARS AFTER THAT, the Ma Bell guy, now living thousands of miles away hears the STAR’S VOICE in his head. The STAR is telling him that THE FINAL BATTLE he’s heard so much about will actually be a battle between THE CLOWNS AND THE CLONES! But what the heck is a CLONE? The former MA BELL GUY had never heard anyone speak of CLONES before. The STAR EXPLAINED that CLONES were former NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS whose brains had been TAKEN OVER and “CLONED OUT” through the use of computers and other brain-washing techniques. They were now neatly MIND CONTROLLED and that was why NOBODY KNEW WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON! The CLONES were now going to ELIMINATE MUSIC AND REPLACE IT WITH NOISE! And there would be NO MORE FUN FOR ANYONE!
Holy Kowabunga! It made perfect sense, now! The STAR then informed the FORMER MA BELL GUY that in a previous life he (the Ma Bell guy) had been a KNIGHT and had THE KNIGHT’S CODE OF HONOR instilled in him. Would he now be willing to take over where THE STAR had left off and GET THE CLOWN BAND GOING? FOR WORLD PEACE? Huh? Would he?
Of course he would! Wouldn’t you? The STAR then told THE GUY that by combining MUSIC with LAUGHTER, the MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE - “MUSIC & LAUGHTER” would be created and then THE GUY could use the power to DEFEAT THE CLONES and SAVE THE WORLD!
They made a covenent, the STAR and the MA BELL GUY did. The Ma Bell guy would form, ‘THE CLOWNS’ ROCK AND ROLL REVIEW”. THE CLOWNS would start spreading the word THROUGH MUSIC AND LAUGHTER and THE CLONES WOULD BE DEFEATED! THE STAR gave THE GUY the official MOTTO (Battle Cry). “‘MUSIC & LAUGHTER’ - PREVENTS A DISASTER!” to use in THE FINAL BATTLE.
Well, I tell you. When I first heard the story, I thought it was pretty funny. A real group of CLOWNS dressed up in their CLOWN SUITS (Zoot) playing their GUITARS and SINGING straight-up ROCK AND ROLL! That has got to be THE COOLEST THING I EVER HEARD OF!
Funny thing is - it’s working. People are using it to defeat THE CLONES who are TRYING TO CLONE THEM OUT, TOO! Through MUSIC and LAUGHTER, they are starting to remember who they once were and are RESISTING letting their MINDS be TAKEN OVER!
CLOWNROCK, Baby. CLOWNROCK! It's a COSMIC CIRCUS, Lads! I love it! Billy Von Blogger, sitting in for DICK.

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!: "WEEKLY RECAP"

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!:
"THE RANT'S WEEKLY RECAP" FRIDAY 4/20/06"
Hidee Ho, Yo! What up? Dirk Von Blogger, at your service. I be the brother of Dick Von Blogger, the host of the "Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants Of The Day" blog here at the DVB blog site. Poor old Dick had a rough week what with all of his ranting and raving. It does take a lot out of you, it do. Ranting, that is. I know, I talk-a kind-a funny but I just learn-a da English, yah?
Anyway, Dick is spending a little quality time in his custom, made-to-order 12x12 padded room at the old ESTATE.
What Estate, you ask? Oh, no. We can not-a tell ya. Dick is already starting to become a little too well known, if ya know what I mean. It's getting harder and harder to keep the MOPERS, MUTTS, GEEKS and GAWKERS off the property, yah? Yah, Bra'. We did want to say that, overall - it was a GOOD week.
There were many many responses to Dick's blogs and emails to various members of HIGH SOCIETY this week. Good responses, too. He (Dick) received a personal email from the Congressman, who did express his own disappointment with HIMSELF for not being on top of these matters sooner and for being a failure at representation of a constituent. Excellent, excellent.
Only two fly-overs by inmarked military-style helicopters that appeared to be mapping out the layout of THE ESTATE for possible future meddling. Don't worry, we know. JUST SAY NO! A suspicious vehicle or two was last seen cruising backwards on the road clearly marked, "PRIVATE ROAD - NO TRESSPASSING - AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY - PATROLLED BY ARMED SECURITY GUARDS ACCOMPANIED BY VICIOUS ATTACK DOGS - ELECTRONIC SECURITY SYSTEMS IN PLACE - PREMISES UNDER SURVEILLANCE BY HIDING DOWN BOGEYMEN AND CANDID CAMERAS - DANGER - LEVEL FIVE SLEEPERS ACTIVATED - THESE PREMISES RESTRICTED TO - DICK VON BLOGGER - DIRK VON BLOGGER - BILLY VON BLOGGER - MARY THE SECRETARY - OR ANYONE ELSE THE BOYS SAY IS AUTHORIZED!"
What can you do? Some people just don't pay attention to signs.
I was recently asked by a lovely young woman if I was Dick Von Blogger's brother.
"Why do you ask?" I asked.
"Well, you look a lot like him," she replied.
"Do I look like a Dick to you?" I asked with a bit of feined indignation.
She seemed a little started by the question. "Why, no, Dirk," she answered meekly. "I.., didn't mean..., I mean, Dick is very handsome, he is. I wasn't implying..., that you LOOK like a DICK or, that you ACT like a DICK..., or, that you ARE a DICK! Maybe a MICK but certainly not a DICK!"
"Oh, okay," I said, just a bit too smugly.
"But since the SUBJECT'S come up, why don't you take me out tonight, buy me a nice DINNER, get me DRUNK and then you can HAVE AT ME ALL YOU WANT!" She said, sweetly as she batted her eyelashes.
Ah, the perk's of being DICK VON BLOGGER'S BROTHER.
Yup, not a bad week at all, I'd say. Dirk signing off. Talk to ya, soon.

"DUMBELLS"

Thursday 4-20-06
"DUMBELLS”
For today’s blog we are going to be talking about DUMBELLS. Yesterday, we covered a little bit about HOOPLES but today the subject is DUMBELLS.
DUMBELLS are a strange breed. These are people (or clones) who appear to be NORMAL but when you try to talk to them about anything except what they are going to FEED THEIR FACES for dinner, they start to DUMMY UP.
No matter what the topic may be and how much information or credible evidence you present to support your point of view, THEY DON’T SEE IT! They only believe what they see on TEE VEE, read in the newspaper or hear on the radio. In other words, they ONLY BELIEVE BULLSHIT!
Thank God, the people who read the DICK VON BLOGGER’S E-NEWS AND RANTS OF THE DAY are very intelligent. They must be or they wouldn’t have found their way to this BLOGSITE. Plus, they have a very good sense of humor. They are not DUMBELLS.
It is THE DUMBELLS, however, who are enabling all the ATTACKS ON OUR HAPPINESS AND FREEDOM by the CHITIAURI, ILLUMINATI, BILDERBERGING LYING MOTHER FUHYAS - or whatever you want to call them. CLONES, GEEKS, LIZARDS, SCUMBAGS, ASSHOLES, ELITISTS, DEMONS, ROYALISTS, ETC., in positions of POWER who are trying to UPSET THE BALANCE OF THINGS. This is NOT GOOD!
Whatever they have been spraying on us is really affecting peoples’ health and their their emotional state of mind. It’s also affecting the PLANTS, TREES, FLOWERS and also - THE PRODUCTION OF OUR FOOD! It’s time we really began to WAKE UP AND BE ALERT! There’s a WAR ON TERRORISM going on, alright, only - IT’S US AGAINST THEM!
I don’t have much time to RANT as much as I want to this fine, CHEMICAL-LADEN day. It started out beautifully enough until those BLASTED UNMARKED KC135-type TANKER AIRCRAFT started spraying their CHEMICAL WHITE SHIT on us and ruined the sky. After a month of solid rain, why is the grass scorched, the soil dry as a bone and the tips of all the leaves on the plants and trees looking like it is suffering from CHEMICAL BURNS? Their is something EVIL and OMINOUS going on here, my good intelligent folks. We all know it (those of us in the know). We have to start using our own POWER to defeat these morons. It would help, however, if we could somehow WAKE UP SOME OF THE DUMBELLS and get them to help us defeat THESE GOVERNMENT WANKERS WHO WON’T LEAVE THINGS THE WAY THEY WERE MEANT TO BE. How about letting MOTHER NATURE do her job and you MEDDLERS take a really long BREAK! What do you say, HUH?
Today’s BLOG won’t reach you until tomorrow because THE NETWORK IS DOWN (so they say). Or, maybe these BLOGS are starting to have SOME EFFECT and they are messing with my online access so I can’t publish the RANT. We’ll see. Talk to you tomorrow. DICK VON BLOGGER.

"UNBELIEVABLE!"

I can't believe it! After yesterdays "RANT(S) OF THE DAY" where I was talking about the MEDIA SHILLS, who sit there in front of their microphones like the cloned-out talking heads they are and try to feed us PAP SMEAR, EARTHQUAKE ALERTS, BOGUS NEWS, WEATHER ALERTS, LIES, DISINFORMATION, TERROR ALERTS, JIVE TALKING, MUD-SLINGING, POPULATION CONTROL PROPAGANDA TALKIN' AND A HOST OF OTHER FEAR TACTICS - and you start to wonder just when the moment will be when they might..., STOP WITH ALL THE BULLCRAP ALREADY AND SHUT THEIR MEALY-MOUTHS! In other words, YO! START TELLING US THE TRUTH, MOTHER-FUHYA! WHY YOU KEEP LYIN' LIKE DAT? DIN'T YO' MOMMA TEACH YOU NO MANNERS? YOU A LIAR, HOLMES! SHUT YO' PIE-HOLE! WE DON'T PLAY DAT!
I had barely sat down to check out some more TEE VEE after a thorough purging of my brain from these UNIVERSAL LAW WARNING REQUIREMENTS they had already bombarded me with when - would you believe it?
There's these two HUCKSTERS, HARRIGAN & CLONES - no, wait a minute..., HANNITY and COLMES. These two run your basic OPPOSING VIEW, LIBERAL/CONSERVATIVE, GOOD COP/BAD COP, IN/OUT, UP/DOWN, BLACK/WHITE, YUK/YUK, TV SHELL GAME. They're cute, these two guys. Well, one wouldn't be half bad looking if he wasn't so hairsuite but the other one is a "KEEP THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, CREEPO! type. You know what I mean?
Wouldn't You know it? After a full day of radio, newspaper, and television FEAR MONGERING REPORTS which are designed to make us BEG THEM TO PROTECT US BY TAKING AWAY ALL OF OUR RIGHTS LIBERTIES AND FREEDOM,
Oy Vey, I somehow channel-surfed my way to their show. They had this HOOPLE on who was telling them (and us if we are watching) that it WAS ALMOST A CERTAINTY THAT WITHING THREE TO FIVE YEARS THERE WAS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE A NUCLEAR ATTACK ON A UNITED STATES CITY!
Really? Now, how the hell do you know that, Mister HOOPLE? Do you know what a hoople is? It's an asshole that they have on call who is usually bald and wears glasses and who will go on TV or the radio and tell us whatever malarky they told him to tell us. That's how they got the expression, "HE'S FULL OF MALARKY!" In this case an almost a sure thing nuclear terrorist attack! This guy's name was Dallas. Something, Dallas. I can't remember. A USEFUL IDIOT!
The funny thing about HARRIGAN er, HANNITY and COLMES was that THEY WERE AGREEING WITH THIS GUY INSTEAD OF THEIR USUAL OPPOSING VIEWS! This HOOPLE seems to have advanced knowledge of a possible attack. Just like the ones who reported that A MAJOR TERRORIST ATTACK IS 100% CERTAIN - ONE WEEK BEFORE 911! Funny, the paper is DEFUNCT now and the PUBLISHER DIED FROM SKIN CANCER! How convenient.
Remember what I said yesterday. They have to WARN YOU FIRST before they try to pull anything on you. It's a UNIVERSAL LAW. Once you recognize it as a warning, you say, "I AM NOT GOING TO ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!" It's true and it works!
One last thing. I was listening to another show that I like, THE LIONEL SHOW, on KRXA 540AM RADIO. He was talking about the pre-knowledge that FDR had before the Japanese Sneak Attack on Pearl Harbor (Dec 1941), the JFK Assassination Conspiracy and some other interesting topics. Anyway, a young man called in and was agreeing with LIONEL but he asked the question, "Do we want to live in an OLIGARCHY or a DEMOCRACY?"
My answer to that is, "Neither. I want to continue living in what I'm living in now. A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC. The one I was born as a freeperson in - New York State, Republic of the Continental United States. Not the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a foreign CORPORATION."

"CONDITIONING US TO ACCEPT THEIR LIES"

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"Conditioning Us To Accept Their Lies"
Hello there, all you blog junkies. Dick Von B. here. I've noticed that the newspaper shills (don't call them reporters) have begun talking a lot about the big 1906 San Francisco earthquake and how it is inevitable that it will happen again. Scott Lindlaw of the Associated Press wrote in a piece that was picked up by a local paper: "SAN FRANCISCO - Historians of the 1906 earthquake generally agree on this point: San Francisco will fall again in a future quake...." He then goes on to quote two of them. Both agree that SF WILL FALL but they disagree on whether or not to move away to someplace safe.
Are they predicting another quake because they have some sort of insiders knowledge - or is it just their opinions? I tend to go with the former; of course I would also be considered a "Conspiracy Theorist" by the newspaper shills.
I read somewhere that there is a UNIVERSAL LAW which states that you cannot interfere with the destiny of another human being unless you first WARN THEM of what you are about to do to them and then - they have to ACCEPT IT. In other words, they have to give their CONSENT to the interference after receiving the warning. Once warned, they have to take action. If they do nothing, then they have given their consent. By saying, "NO WAY, DUDES", (or words to that effect) you ARE DENYING THEM PERMISSION TO MESS WITH YOU! By planting all of these stories about what IS GOING TO HAPPEN - like another major earthquake, an avian flu pandemic or another terrorist attack, I believe that THIS CONSTITUTES THE UNIVERSAL LAW REQUIRED WARNING.
Do you remember all of the warnings the "experts" were giving out prior to the 911 so-called terrorist attack on the World Trade Center? They were conditioning the people TO ACCEPT THESE ATTACKS. Once the people started to think that it was inevitable and there was nothing they could do about it - THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED! One of our local papers' headlines only ONE WEEK before 911 stated: "A TERRORIST ATTACK IS 100% CERTAIN!" This was ONE WEEK before the fact. How the hell did the publisher know? Do you remember the "URBAN WARFARE" war games exercises conducted by the U.S. Military prior to 911? That was when they had the U. S. Marines conduct amphibious landings on several cities in order to combat "a terrorist attack". Meanwhile they distracted the people with a debate about Posse Comititus. I'M SURE! Another strange coincidence, wasn't it?
You know, it's time that the American people started to wake up and realize that we ARE under attack but we are under attack by OUR OWN GOVERNMENT. They are trying to destroy our country by moving the third world HERE. They are threatening us constantly with their terrorist attack bullshit and talk about earthquakes and tsunamis. Look, they CAN trigger earthquakes by using ELF (extremely low frequency) waves aimed at a fault line. They always refer to it as A NATURALLY OCCURRING disaster. They have been destroying our beautiful weather and replacing it with engineered hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, snowstorms, ice storms, etc. It's cold when it should be hot. It's hot when it should be cold. They use BUZZWORDS like El Nino or Global Warming. POPPYCOCK! They're DOING IT! These people will stop at nothing to usher in their "NEW WORLD ORDER". They are trying to keep us occupied and distracted with all of these things. This is why the media are constantly talking about all of these threats to our peace and security. Well, you are being warned. They have to do it to cover the UNIVERSAL LAW requirement. I'll give you more information about this as soon as I do more research on the subject. In the meantime, my advice to you is - JUST SAY NO!
Expert information on the use of Scaler Technology is available from many sources. One book I read was "OBLIVION" by LT COL THOMAS E. BEARDEN (U. S. Army, retired). "He is the author of numerous books, papers, briefings and presentations dealing with anomalous phenomena, scaler electromagnetics, free energy devices, Soviet Tesla weapons and Soviet scaler electromagnetic weather warfare....." (excerpt from back cover of book).
While I don't agree with everything he says in the book, he seems to be pretty knowledgeable about HOW they do it.
One more bit of info regarding weather manipulation by our government. Remember, they always have to warn you and sometimes it is very subtly done. The next to last sentence of George W. Bush's 2001 Inauguration Speech reads as follows:
"This work continues. This story goes on. And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm."
Yeah, RIGHT! Curiouser and Curiouser.
Hey, guess what? I thought I'd finished this blog when I shut down the computer and went into the living room. I turned on the television set and there on the local ABC television station - LO AND BEHOLD! - They are doing a special ON THE BIG EARTHQUAKES THAT IS DEFINITELY COMING! See what I mean? THE WARNING I AM REFERRING TO. Thank God, people ARE WAKING UP! They won't get away with it. NO WAY!

"What Can A Person Do? - SUE THE BASTARDS!"

Greetings from the La La Capitol of the world. 'Tis I, Dick Von Blogger at your service. I managed to elude the other two nutjobs, Dirk and Billy Von. I was under the impression that his name was Billy D., but I guess not. I thought I knew all of my relatives' names, although I suppose I could have been mistaken. I seem to be getting a lot of things wrong, these days. I'm forgetful as anything - can't even remember what I was thinking about a few seconds ago. What? You're having the same problem, too? I wonder if it could be all those microwave towers and satellites we are being inundated with. We'll talk more about that at a later date.
Today, I'm just exhausted thinking about all the distractions the SCUMBAGS running our government are planning for us. I'm talking about hurricanes, earthquakes, terrorism, floods, avian flu, illegal immigration, AZTLAN (an offshoot of illegal immigration), surveillance cameras, etc. Then there's the 911 INSIDE JOB HOAX, THE WEATHER MODIFICATION PROGRAMS, PHONY WAR ON TERRORISM, ASSAULT ON THE CONSTITUTION, ETC. ETC. ETC. The list goes ON and ON and ON. Let's, for the sake of simplicity just refer to all of these scams as, "THE BIG LIE!"
Of course, we all realize that THEY ARE THE ONES DOING IT! At least most of us realize it. Some people are ignorant. Some are naive. Others believe everything they read in the newspapers or watch on TV - not realizing that almost one hundred percent of what they call the news is BULLSHIT! The television, newspapers, and radio shills sit there and lie right to our faces. Without the traitors operating in these fields who conspire with THE BIG LIE, the LIZARDS would never get away with it.
Take the JFK assassination as an example. These mental midgets who THINK they are controlling the cover-up and conspiracy ARE STILL producing their DISINFORMATION PIECES to try and continue with THE BIG LIE! The got the computer-simulation TV shows which PROVE that the single bullet did all of that damage. Listen, Jerky, (to borrow a quote from THE JERKY BOYS), that phony CIA TWA Flight 800 computer simulatiuon disinformation attempt didn't work and NEITHER DOES THIS! One thing I have to say about all of these attempts at BULLSHIT DISSEMINATION is, "BOY, YOU SUCKERS NEVER GIVE UP, DO YOU?"
I don't have much time to RANT today, so I'm gonna get right to the point. It seems to me that most of the assholes in a position to screw with us HAVE TAKEN AN OATH OF OFFICE TO PROTECT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION! Yet, most of them are HAVE and ARE doing JUST THE OPPOSITE! Now, isn't that considered a form of perjury? If we go into a courtroom and SWEAR to TELL THE TRUTH (an Oath) and then LIE during our testimony, THAT'S PERJURY! A crime.
This is the same thing. A person becomes a peace officer, or an elected official. They next take AN OATH OF OFFICE - THEY SWEAR TO UPHOLD, PROTECT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES! If they then FAIL TO DO SO - IT'S THE SAME AS PERJURY! IT'S A CRIME! Isn't it? I'm not a lawyer so I can't say for sure but I sure as hell think that it is. What do you think?
Now, if it is a crime, or at least a civil violation (contract law), then...., WE'VE GOT THEM BY THE BALLS! HOORAY! Gotta go. My secretary, Mary just walked in. H'mm, she sure looks pretty hot, today. "Hey, Mary. C'MERE!"

"The Boys Are Off For The Weekend"

Hello, Ranters. This is Mary, the Von Blogger's secretary. To give you a little background on me, I'm five-foot four, 120 pounds, blond hair, blue eyes 36-24-36 and people say that i am very, very attractive and yes, I can be had if I like you and if you have a nice car and plenty of money (like The Donald). (I think that's why the boys hired me). Well, Dick and Dirk are off for the weekend and I don't know where Billy D. is at the moment. They did leave instructions for me regarding today's RANT and I hope I can get it right.
The topic for today is - ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, and I'm just supposed to post this information that a person up in Oregon (I think) sent to The Blogger Brothers, Dick and Dirk. So...., gee I hope I get this right...., here goes.
I hope that I can get to do this again real soon and I hope I can get to meet you all as well because I love men and I'm easy and you don't really need a lot of money if you have nice eyes and a warm smile and if you tell me how beautiful I am and...., OH! I'M GETTING MYSELF ALL EXCITED! 'BYE.

 
Hispanic Leaders Brag About
Anti-White Hate, Racism

4-13-6 
 
"Go back to Boston!  Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims!   Get out!  We are the future.  You are old and tired.  Go on.  We have beaten you.  Leave like beaten rats.  You old white people.  It is your duty to die. Through love of having children, we are going to take over." -- Augustin Cebada, Brown Berets  
 
"They're afraid we're going to take over the governmental institutions and other institutions. They're right.  We will take them over. We are here to stay."  -- Richard Alatorre, Los Angeles City Councilman
 
"We have an aging white America.  They are not making babies.   They are dying.  The explosion is in our population . . . I love it.   They are shitting in their pants with fear.  I love it!" -- Professor Jose Angel Gutierrez, University of Texas  
 
"Remember 187--proposition to deny taxpayer funds for services to non-citizens--was the last gasp of white America in California." -- Art Torres, Chairman of the California Democratic Party
 
"We are politicizing every single one of these new citizens that are becoming citizens of this country . . . I gotta tell you that a lot of people are saying, 'I'm going to go out there and vote because I want to pay them back.'" -- Gloria Molina, Los Angeles County Supervisor
 
"California is going to be a Hispanic state.  Anyone who doesn't like it should leave." -- Mario Obledo, California Coalition of Hispanic Organizations and California State Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare under Governor Jerry Brown, also awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Bill Clinton
 
 "We are practicing 'La Reconquista' in California." -- Jose Pescador Osuna, Mexican Consul General
 
"We need to avoid a white backlash by using codes understood by Latinos." -- Professor Fernando Guerra, Loyola Marymount University
 
"The American Southwest seems to be slowly returning to the jurisdiction of Mexico without firing a single shot." -- Excelsior, the national newspaper of Mexico  
 
Are these just the words of a few extremists?  Consider that we could fill up many pages with such quotes.  Also, consider that these are mainstream Mexican leaders.   THE U.S. VS MEXICO
 
On February 15, 1998, the U.S. and Mexican soccer teams met at the Los Angeles Coliseum.  The crowd was overwhelmingly pro-Mexican even though most lived in this country.  They booed during the National Anthem and U.S. flags were held upside down.  As the match progressed, supporters of the U.S. team were insulted, pelted with projectiles, punched and spat upon.  Beer and trash were thrown at the U.S. players before and after the match.  The coach of the U.S. team, Steve Sampson said, "This was the most painful experience I have ever had in this profession."         
 
Did you know that immigrants from Mexico and other non-European countries can come to this country and get preferences in jobs, education, and government contracts?  It's called affirmative action or racial privilege.  The Emperor of Japan or the President of Mexico could migrate here and immediately be eligible for special rights unavailable for Americans of European descent.  Recently, a vote was taken in the U.S. Congress to end this practice.  It was defeated.  Every single Democratic senator except Ernest Hollings voted to maintain special privileges for Hispanic, Asian and African immigrants.  They were joined by thirteen Republicans.  Bill Clinton and Al Gore have repeatedly stated that they believe that massive immigration from countries like Mexico is good.  They have also backed special privileges for these immigrants.        
 
 Corporate America has signed on to the idea that minorities and third world immigrants should get special, privileged status.  Some examples are Exxon, Texaco, Merrill Lynch, Boeing, Paine Weber, Starbucks and many more.         
 
DID YOU KNOW?
 
Did you know that Mexico regularly intercedes on the side of the defense in criminal cases involving Mexican nationals?  Did you know that Mexico has NEVER extradited a Mexican national accused of murder in the U.S. in spite of agreements to do so?  According to the L.A. Times, Orange County, California is home to 275 gangs with 17,000 members; 98% of which are Mexican and Asian.  How's your county doing?         
 
According to a New York Times article dated May 19, 1994, 20 years after the great influx of legal immigrants from Southeast Asia, 30% are still on welfare compared to 8% of households nationwide.  A Wall Street Journal editorial dated December 5, 1994 quotes law enforcement officials as stating that Asian mobsters are the "greatest criminal challenge the country faces."  Not bad for a group that is still under 5% of the population.         
 
Is education important to you?  Here are the words of a teacher who spent over 20 years in the Los Angeles School system.  "Imagine teachers in classes containing 30-40 students of widely varying attention spans and motivation, many of whom aren't fluent in English. Educators seek learning materials likely to reach the majority of students and that means fewer words and math problems and more pictures and multicultural references."         
 
WHEN I WAS YOUNG
 
When I was young, I remember hearing about the immigrants that came through  Ellis Island.  They wanted to learn English.  They wanted to breath free.  They wanted to become Americans.  Now too many immigrants come here with demands.  They demand to be taught in their own language.  They demand special privileges--affirmative action.  They demand ethnic studies that glorify their culture.         
 
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
 
Send copies of this letter to at least two other people, 100 would be even better.  Help us get the word out. 
 
Organizations working to save America -
 
www.NumbersUSA.com  www.carryingcapacity.org ; www.balance.org ; www.thewakeupamericafoundation.com.  Also, check out www.alipac.us at 1 866 329 3999; www.theamericanresistance.com ; www.ccir.net ; http://www.janhall.org/  ;   www.theByteShow.com ;  www.vasquezforidaho.org ; www.projectusa.org ; www.borderguardians.org ; www.immigrationwatchcanada.com ;www.mothersagainstillegalaliens.org ; www.unitedpatriotsofamerica.com

 

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"A Word To The Wise Is Sufficient!" Musings From The Little Irishman, Billy D. Blogger.
Top 'O the afternoon, me little darlings. Billy D. Blogger, here. I'm related to the Von Blogger Brothers in some way but I don't quite remember how, exactly. It seems me Irish Mother, Mary McCree (we called her Mother), married a Von B and they begat - ME! The Brothers were adopted after that. It makes me older than them or younger..., I'm not sure.
Well, anyways, the brothers are busily ranting and raving at one another about what to write or not write for today's E-News And Rant Of The Day Blog. Luckily for them I happened by.
Regardless of all the bickerin', moanin' and groanin' goin' on, I thought I'd just pass along a few musings of me own. What is a musing, anyway? No matter.
Getting back to the title, "A Word To The Wise...", etc., I remember hearing me elders say it to me all the time. I didn't know what it meant then and I still don't know what it means.
Does it mean that, a word - to the wise - IS sufficient? Or does it mean, a word - to the wise - SHOULD BE sufficient? Does it have to be just ONE word, or could more than one word be allowed? What if the word goes to someone who is UNWISE? Does that cancel it out? What if more than one word went to THE WISE - would it still be SUFFICIENT - or, would it be like, OVERLY SUFFICIENT? Sort of like an over-achiever! You know what I mean. These are the questions that puzzle me. I'm going to actively try to find the answers to these questions 'ere the whole caboodle drives me bonkers. (Not the kit mind you, just the caboodle). One more question. Where did that come from, "A Word To The Wise Is Sufficient"? Did someone say it to someone else to try and help them or did they know it was hopeless because they knew that A WORD would never be enough and they weren't WISE to begin with? By the way, Dirk (or was it Dick) spelled Moussaoui wrong in yesterday's blog. He spelled it, Moussoui instead of Moussaoui. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha yuk, yuk, yuk. Note: DVB replies: "NO I DIDN'T! THAT WAS THE GUY WHO WROTE THE LETTER TO THE CONGRESSMAN, YOU TWIT! BESIDES, WHO GIVES A CRAP? IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF LIES, ANYWAY!"
I think what I'm starting to get out of the whole musing session is that "A WORD TO THE WISE IS SUFFICIENT" will never work. Why, you ask? Because one word TO THE WISE (if you can find THE WISE at all) WILL NEVER BE SUFFICIENT! You've got to bombard their wee little brains with WORD after WORD after WORD and by the time it becomes sufficient - IT'll ALL BE OVER! Well, that's me musings for the day, lasses and laddies. Keep up the good work. I hope I haven't spoiled your lovely day with me insecurities about certain things but I'm not the type to want to join in with me relatives and start rantin' and ravin' about the state of the union. I'd rather have a good laugh. Best 'O Luck To Ya. Billy D. Blogger. "BLOGGER TO THE STARS".

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Hello, there all you blog junkies. Dirk Von B. here. My brother Dick was cartwheeling down the driveway the last time I saw him, so I'd better make today's post. He's still reeling, rocking and ranting because of the miserable weather we've had this past month. I don't even know if he was aware that it hasn't rained so far today. Not yet, anyway.
Today I want to skip over the subject of weather and touch on the September 11, 2001 attack on New York City's World Trade Center and on The Pentagon in Washington, DC. I haven't wanted to get involved in all of the hoopla about who did it and why, but I do know that it wasn't Osama Bin Laden, Al Quida, The Taliban or whomever else they are trying to blame it on. I mean, the truth is out there for anyone who can keep an open mind. Let's skip over all the emotion connected with this tragedy and try to approach the subject scientifically, shall we? First, does the subject matter pass the first test? Does it pass The Five Percent Level of Significance Test? Yes, it does. Now, we have to either prove or disprove the hypothesis. 1. The Attack on the twin towers and pentagon was carried out by nineteen terrorists working for Bin Laden. Or, 2. The U.S. Government carried out these attacks in order to create a Pearl harbor-like incident so that they could start a phony war on terrorism. Personally, I think there is ample evidence to DISPROVE Hype. 1 and there is overwhelming evidence to PROVE Hype 2. We'll cover more of this on a later blog.
My brother Dick just came in and he told me to get off his Blogsite and he wants to show you a letter someone wote to Congressman Sam Farr, from California's 17th Congressional Disctrict. Rep. Farr is Leon Panetta's successor to Congress. I'll be talkin' witcha. Regards, Dirk Von B.
LETTER FROM A CONSTITUENT TO CONGRESSMAN SAM FARR:
It looks like the truth about the phony 911 story is starting to make a lot of people nervous. They've stepped up the disinformation campaign.
Get this through your dumb-ass heads. IT AIN'T GONNA WORK!
I guess these government hacks really think we are that ignorant. The phony Moussaoui trial; the shills who call in to talk shows and try to feed us BULLSHIT. I heard NY Newsday even published a photograph of purported aircraft wreckage from 911. BOGUS!!!
Yes, they are running scared. Luckily, there is MORE THAN ENOUGH EVIDENCE to show what really happened and IT IS COMING OUT. They can try all the DELPHI TECHNIQUE, CONTROLLED-MEDIA DISINFORMATION HYPE they want. Time for all the LIZARDS to go back to their hell-holes where they came from.
How in God's name can you stand being around these soul-less SCUMBAGS, Sam?
You name was mentioned on a local radio show, today. (No, it wasn't me). The caller said you WILL NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ON 911. They're ON TO YOU.
I really don't think you can sit this one out, Sam. Not if you expect to be re-elected, that is.
You know, the very SYSTEMS THAT ARE IN PLACE are the reasons why they CAN NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE. Do they think they are making a movie, or what? The military response was non-existent (except for the military jet fighters that shot down the one in Pennsylvania). I used to work for the airlines and I'm also a licensed pilot. Let me make this perfectly clear - IT (THE PHONY STORY AND COVERUP) IS NOT GOING TO WORK!
The same thing about the Government's Weather Modification Operations. Don't you get it? H.R. 2995 and S-517 ARE THE SMOKING GUN! This is all the evidence the people needed. Once people start to realize (and they are) that the food production is being threatened, I guarantee you, THEY WILL TAKE ACTION!
I hope you enjoy these little fireside chats, Sam. Of course they are one-sided but I know you can hear me. Tell Bush, Chaney, Rumsfield, Rice, Powell, Ashcroft and the rest of them that this time - this time their little game is NOT GOING TO GO THE WAY THEY EXPECTED. The Military Commanders who ARE NOT TRAITORS are going to make sure of that. There are PLENTY of NEW YORK COPS AND FIREMEN WHO KNOW THE REAL STORY. A lot of them are friends of mine. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M FROM NOO YAWK! We're not dumb like you people are.
By the way, did you happen to catch last Saturday's radio show on KSCO? It was about the U. S. Government's Weather Modification Programs. Most of the people who called in were HIP TO THE TRUTH. There was only one shill - a guy named Terry who called in and tried to BULLSHIT the Panel but he was immediately humiliated and he hung up. Now, THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. It shows that THEY AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH THAT EITHER!
You know, you can kill JFK and cover it up. You can kill RFK and cover it up. You can kill Dorothy Kilgallen and cover it up. You can kill Martin Luther King and cover it up. You can blow JFK Jr.'s plane out of the sky and cover it up BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA PULL A PHONY TERRORIST ATTACK ON THE TWIN TOWERS IN ORDER TO LAUNCH A PHONY WAR ON TERRORISM SO YOU CAN INVADE OTHER COUNTRIES - AND YOU AIN'T GONNA MESS UP OUR WEATHER ANY MORE, EITHER. Signed: We the people who are clear thinkers!

"Calm Down, Dickie-Boy"

Wednesday, April 12, 2006. Hello, folks. I'm Dick Von Bloggers twin brother, Dirk. I just happened to read Dick's recent posts about the weather and realized that he was starting to rant just a bit, so I thought I'd post today's blog.
Of course, Dick, we know that the weather is manipulated. Shucks, who doesn't? Whether or not we should start ranting about making them stop doing it is another story. I mean, how're you gonna stop a bunch of clones riding around in bimbo jets with giant spray nozzles filled with chemical shit from doing what they're told to do, which is, "SPRAY THE SHIT OUT OF THEIR BREATHING AIR!"
I mean, just watch the movies. They always tell you what they're gonna do next.
I heard it from a reliable source, Commander Cockerell, that they were planning
on launching another new "Operation". Oh, yeah. That's what they call it when they try to pull shit on us. You might have heard of the Commander. He was in a documentary I saw, once. It was called "The Aviator." Really enlightening.
Who's "THEY", you ask? Oh, no, I ain't going there. No, way. You think I wanna be called one of them, con..., con..., Conspiracy Theorists? Nope.
Nah, leave it up to G-Boy. He'll deal with all of it, later.
I just received a message from one of my old teachers, Sister Mary Clarabella. She wanted to tell me that they were lying about everything the whole time I was in grammer school. "We bullshitted you, Dirk. You and your unsuspecting brother, Dick. Bullshitted the both of you! In fact, we were bullshitting everyone the whole time!"
Can you believe it? They were bullshitting us the whole time! I don't know how to take that. I mean, these were G-Boy's wives! They were supposed to be holy. If they were bullshitting us, maybe there were others doing it, too!
Ah, what're you gonna do? I ain't gonna worry about it. I got too much to think about, now. I know I should say I HAVE too much to think about, now but I like to talk like a normal person and not try to put on airs, so I say I GOT instead of I HAVE.
Anyway, I think they managed to get Dick's mind off the rain for a while. They're letting him watch the movie, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE again. He says it reminds him of his job when he was a boy of job age.
anyway, it is called DICK VON BLOGGER'S E-News & Rants of the Day so I guess we should let him rant a bit, if he wants to. Dick likes to rant. What can I say?
Until next time, this is Dirk Von B, bidding you Adieu. Wow, the rain suddenly stopped! Oh, Goody!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Tuesday, April 11, 2006. WOW! Talk about serendipity. After posting Friday's blog, the very next day I heard a radio show on KSCO-AM1080 Radio about....WEATHER MODIFICATION! The guests were Michael Zwerling, Dave Allen, Richard Dunne and Scott Stevens, a former weatherman. They confirmed what I had mentioned about the government manipulating our weather but I learned SO MUCH MORE. They talked about scaler technology being utilized to manipulate the weather and that the CHEMTRAILS were used as a sort of marker to monitor their activities.
Scott Stevens talked about how Hurricane Katrina was manipulated and turned into a KILLER STORM which devastated New Orleans. A lady caller also said that Hurricane Andrew (Florida) was also one of these manipulated storms. Can you believe it? Our own government officials and the military are doing it!!!
It's about time the American people started to WAKE UP and finally see what these low lifes are doing. I personally have known about weather modification since about 1991 but it is becoming much worse. Many people called in to the show and agreed with what the guests were saying. There was one asshole from Colorado named Terry who tried to pull the old DELPHI TECHNIQUE (an Intelligence Agency tactic) to try to discredit what they were saying but he was quickly proved to be the idiot he was. Let's all start calling our elected officials and DEMAND THAT THEY STOP WITH THIS CRAP! Look at how effective the Immigration Protesters have become. Also, if Blacks, Women, Gays and others had not spoken up, they would STILL be discriminated against. Remember - WE ARE THE PEOPLE - WE ARE THE POWER - not the government officials.
I think you can still listen to the show on the web - www.ksco1080radio.com. Scott Stevens has a website: www.weatherwars.info. Check it out. It's EXTREMELY INTERESTING! Any comments out there? SCUMBAGS, ASSHOLES AND DISINFORMATION EXPERTS NEED NOT APPLY. I'll be talkin' to ya! DVB.

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!

Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
FRIDAY, April 7, 2006. Hello, there, all of my faithful readers. Just a quick hello this rainy, miserable man-made, weather-modified crummy Friday of a night. How's the WEATHER where you live? Whatever happened to our once-beautiful California weather? We used to have over 300 days of SUNNY weather but no more; thanks to the SCUMBAGS who have learned how to DESTROY a perfectly sunny day and turn it into a horribly SEATTLE-like WINTER RAINSTORM of a day - every day for most of the month of March and now, into April.
What's that? You have doubts that the LIZARDS are controlling our weather? You've never seen the CHEMTRAILS in the sky laid down by the unmarked KC-135 Tanker-type aircraft which then turn into cloud cover? (Not contrals, mind you - CHEMTRAILS).
Look closely and you will notice the chemical residue emanating from this stuff. Yep, they're doing it and have been for a long time. Who are they, you ask? Well, The U. S. Air Force has a report titled, "Owning The Weather By 2025". Maybe it's them. Look up CHEMTRAILS on the web - There's a wealth of information about it. The mainstream news media won't touch this story - except for the occasional DISINFORMATION piece explaining how these lines in the sky are normal contrails. BULL TICKEY!
Still don't believe it? Check out H.R. 2995 - A BILL "To Establish The Weather Modification Operations and Research Board and for other purposes". Also, U.S. Senate Bill S-527. There's your proof. Now we have the evidence we need to SUE THE BASTARDS! Mr. UDALL from Colorado introduced it in the House of Representatives. (6-20-05). I'll be talking more about this, later. I've got to run. My girlfriend just promised me a blogjob and I'm horny as heck. Regards, DVB.

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