Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"WE'RE JUST CLOWNING AROUND"
Another cold, dreary, rainy Monday out here in formerly SUNNY CALIFORNIA. I'd like to give thanks to me Bro, Bill Von B. who took over for me yesterday. I had to split 'cause I couldn't TAKE NO MO' of the media's JIVE TALKIN'. Total BUNCO SQUAD INVESTIGATIVE MATERIAL (for them to investigate, Yah?). Luckily, I managed to track down MARY who was in a playful mood after I gave her one of my DAZZLING SMILES. She already says I have NICE EYES.
We spent the rest of the day and evening listenin' to some ELO and doing some 'rollin' and ridin' and slippin' and slidin' of our own.
"Pass the peanut butter, will ya, Mary?"
I gave Mary the day off so she could catch a little SHUT EYE. We were having so much fun last night - laughing, screaming, bouncing, singing, giggling and behaving like FOOLS that we didn't realize how early in the morning it had gotten until we noticed that although it was light out, THE SUN WAS NOT SHINING AGAIN! We might as well just take the day off and get back to what we were doing last night because otherwise we'll just get DEPRESSED AGAIN FOR LACK OF SUNLIGHT! Mary will be back in a little while. Now, if I can just keep her away from Dirk and Billy Von).
You know, I hate to be thinking bad things about my wonderful ELECTED OFFICIALS who wouldn't KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON - WOULD THEY? I don't want to be considered "ONE OF THEM CON-SPIRACY THEORY NUTS!" My goodness! It seems to me, however, that they HAVE TO KNOW WHAT IN GOOD GAWL-DARN BLAZES THE HECK IS GOIN' ON AROUND HERE! Am I makin' any sense to Y'ALL? Beats me.
I just want to say before I wrap this up today that we should all KEEP OUR EYES OPEN AND START CONNECTING THE DOTS! Now I ain't particulary religious but if our bible-thumping nut job of a pseudo-president and his ASSHOLE BUDDIES - if they are PREDICTING another terrorist attack soon - a DATE I WOULD BE A LITTLE LEERY OF IS: June 6th. June 6, 2006. 06-06-06. 6-6-6 - GET IT? SIX-SIXTY-SIX!
Here's what I say to that: "I AM NOT ALLOWING ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK TO TAKE PLACE IN MY COUNTRY ON THAT DATE OR ANY OTHER! SO THERE!"
Y'all be good, now, hear? Mary, TAKE A BLOG!
DVB.
"WE'RE JUST CLOWNING AROUND"
Another cold, dreary, rainy Monday out here in formerly SUNNY CALIFORNIA. I'd like to give thanks to me Bro, Bill Von B. who took over for me yesterday. I had to split 'cause I couldn't TAKE NO MO' of the media's JIVE TALKIN'. Total BUNCO SQUAD INVESTIGATIVE MATERIAL (for them to investigate, Yah?). Luckily, I managed to track down MARY who was in a playful mood after I gave her one of my DAZZLING SMILES. She already says I have NICE EYES.
We spent the rest of the day and evening listenin' to some ELO and doing some 'rollin' and ridin' and slippin' and slidin' of our own.
"Pass the peanut butter, will ya, Mary?"
I gave Mary the day off so she could catch a little SHUT EYE. We were having so much fun last night - laughing, screaming, bouncing, singing, giggling and behaving like FOOLS that we didn't realize how early in the morning it had gotten until we noticed that although it was light out, THE SUN WAS NOT SHINING AGAIN! We might as well just take the day off and get back to what we were doing last night because otherwise we'll just get DEPRESSED AGAIN FOR LACK OF SUNLIGHT! Mary will be back in a little while. Now, if I can just keep her away from Dirk and Billy Von).
You know, I hate to be thinking bad things about my wonderful ELECTED OFFICIALS who wouldn't KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON - WOULD THEY? I don't want to be considered "ONE OF THEM CON-SPIRACY THEORY NUTS!" My goodness! It seems to me, however, that they HAVE TO KNOW WHAT IN GOOD GAWL-DARN BLAZES THE HECK IS GOIN' ON AROUND HERE! Am I makin' any sense to Y'ALL? Beats me.
I just want to say before I wrap this up today that we should all KEEP OUR EYES OPEN AND START CONNECTING THE DOTS! Now I ain't particulary religious but if our bible-thumping nut job of a pseudo-president and his ASSHOLE BUDDIES - if they are PREDICTING another terrorist attack soon - a DATE I WOULD BE A LITTLE LEERY OF IS: June 6th. June 6, 2006. 06-06-06. 6-6-6 - GET IT? SIX-SIXTY-SIX!
Here's what I say to that: "I AM NOT ALLOWING ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK TO TAKE PLACE IN MY COUNTRY ON THAT DATE OR ANY OTHER! SO THERE!"
Y'all be good, now, hear? Mary, TAKE A BLOG!
DVB.
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