Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"FRIDAY ON MY MIND" The RANTS' WEEKLY RECAP.
Anybody remember the song, "FRIDAY ON MY MIND" by The EASYBEATS? Good tune. It was popular back in the SIXTIES. I've been thinking about FRIDAY all week long and by golly, HERE IT IS! The song was written by George Young, one of the EASYBEATS. You know, Malcolm and Angus' older BROTHER. AC/DC! You all knew that, though. (Except the DUMBELLS).
On FRIDAY I usually try to sum up the week and see where we are. (If anywhere). I mean, are we better off or worse than we were at the BEGINNING OF THE WEEK? I don't think we're any better, do you?
Take gas prices. They're just squeezing our BALLS BLUE and DRY what with all the OIL CAPERING going on. How many BILLIONS more will these JOKERS need? Where the hell is all this money going? They can't SPEND it all. They can SPREAD some it around in various BLACK BUDGET OPERATIONS and other SILLINESS but even with THAT they still couldn't spend it all. What are they doing with it, then? Oh, I know. Maybe they're shipping it to the PLANET DRACO where a lot of the REPTILIAN LIZARDOS COME FROM. Maybe they EAT THE STUFF! Or..., MAYBE they just WIPE THEIR LIZARD ASSES WITH IT!
It's not just the GAS PRICES, THE WARS, THE LYING, CHEATING, STEALING FROM THE TREASURY, THE WEATHER-MODIFICATION PROGRAMS (NOAA-47 at last count), THE SHAPE-SHIFTING, THE 911 CONTROLLED DEMOLITION OPERATION/PENTAGON MISSILE STRIKE AND BULLSHIT STORY or the THOUSANDS OF OTHER WAYS THEY ARE SCREWING US but you know what? THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US, TOO!
I say it's time to SPEAK UP! Wipe that SMIRK off your face, you dumb, in-bred CRACKER! Learn how to SPEAK ENGLISH! It isn't pronounced NUC-U-LAR! It's pronounced NUC-LE-AR! and by the way, WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY OF IT! Take a freaking WALK!
We're PROTECTED FROM WAR-MONGERS LIKE YOU BY A CONSTITUTION! We don't live under a CORPORATE CHARTER! Will SOMEBODY please WAKE UP THE DUMBELLS in CONGRESS and THE SENATE before he SHAPESHIFTS BACK INTO ADOLF HITLER????? Puleeeze!
Well, I think I'm GONNA HAVE FUN IN THE CITY like the song suggests. Have a couple of LAUGHS as well. MUSIC AND LAUGHTER, MATES! PREVENTS A DISASTER!
This is DICK VON BLOGGER, signing off.
"FRIDAY ON MY MIND" The RANTS' WEEKLY RECAP.
Anybody remember the song, "FRIDAY ON MY MIND" by The EASYBEATS? Good tune. It was popular back in the SIXTIES. I've been thinking about FRIDAY all week long and by golly, HERE IT IS! The song was written by George Young, one of the EASYBEATS. You know, Malcolm and Angus' older BROTHER. AC/DC! You all knew that, though. (Except the DUMBELLS).
On FRIDAY I usually try to sum up the week and see where we are. (If anywhere). I mean, are we better off or worse than we were at the BEGINNING OF THE WEEK? I don't think we're any better, do you?
Take gas prices. They're just squeezing our BALLS BLUE and DRY what with all the OIL CAPERING going on. How many BILLIONS more will these JOKERS need? Where the hell is all this money going? They can't SPEND it all. They can SPREAD some it around in various BLACK BUDGET OPERATIONS and other SILLINESS but even with THAT they still couldn't spend it all. What are they doing with it, then? Oh, I know. Maybe they're shipping it to the PLANET DRACO where a lot of the REPTILIAN LIZARDOS COME FROM. Maybe they EAT THE STUFF! Or..., MAYBE they just WIPE THEIR LIZARD ASSES WITH IT!
It's not just the GAS PRICES, THE WARS, THE LYING, CHEATING, STEALING FROM THE TREASURY, THE WEATHER-MODIFICATION PROGRAMS (NOAA-47 at last count), THE SHAPE-SHIFTING, THE 911 CONTROLLED DEMOLITION OPERATION/PENTAGON MISSILE STRIKE AND BULLSHIT STORY or the THOUSANDS OF OTHER WAYS THEY ARE SCREWING US but you know what? THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US, TOO!
I say it's time to SPEAK UP! Wipe that SMIRK off your face, you dumb, in-bred CRACKER! Learn how to SPEAK ENGLISH! It isn't pronounced NUC-U-LAR! It's pronounced NUC-LE-AR! and by the way, WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY OF IT! Take a freaking WALK!
We're PROTECTED FROM WAR-MONGERS LIKE YOU BY A CONSTITUTION! We don't live under a CORPORATE CHARTER! Will SOMEBODY please WAKE UP THE DUMBELLS in CONGRESS and THE SENATE before he SHAPESHIFTS BACK INTO ADOLF HITLER????? Puleeeze!
Well, I think I'm GONNA HAVE FUN IN THE CITY like the song suggests. Have a couple of LAUGHS as well. MUSIC AND LAUGHTER, MATES! PREVENTS A DISASTER!
This is DICK VON BLOGGER, signing off.
posted by Dick Von Blogger at 8:41 PM
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