Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"HUMP DAY - A MIDWEEK REFLECTION" by D. Von Blogger.
It's so cloudy and grey I'm just blown away. The extended lack of sunlight has rendered my brain into a mass of jelliness unable to carry a thought more than a few milliseconds. But who's to say that's not normal? I'm not a scientist so how would I know? I don't like to start a sentence with BUT but sometimes you have to. Call me a BUTTINSKY.
I was thinking about what I could LET LOOSE WITH A GOOD RANT ABOUT but (there it is again) I haven't decided yet as of this moment. Let me see...., h'mm.
I could start RANTING about THE SCUMBAGS IN WASHINGTON who are as BRAIN DEAD and LACKING IN BASIC DECENCY AS A PILE OF WEEK-OLD COW FLOP! WHEN IT COMES TO THE TASK OF RUNNING A FREE COUNTRY - THEY JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT! Bottom line.
Or could it be that they are so busy carrying out their own PERSONAL AGENDAS that they just are not paying attention and allowing A MADMAN AND HIS MINIONS to destroy the planet?
WAKE UP, MAN! WOMAN! DO YO'JOB, MISTER GEE MAN! SEE-IT!
I'm sure.
I'm looking around and I DON'T SEE ANYONE I RECOGNIZE! Don't see anyone I know. SCARY!
I don't feel up to it. A GOOD RANT, that is.
We could talk about THE LIZARDS! You want to? The REPTOIDS?
The U'mm..., ANNUNAKI? The..., CHITIAURI? What about this topic?
I don't know, ya know? (Thanks, Al/Sonny - Dog Day Afternoon).
It's true, but (wheew!). I think what he meant was he didn't really know what to do. I mean, look at the situation he was in. Sonny. Between a rock and a hard place. Yet - HE STILL TOOK THE TIME TO BE PHLISOPHICAL ABOUT HIS SITUATION!!! I DON'T KNOW, YA KNOW! Brilliant. Way to go, Sonny! Yea, TEAM!
Nah, I don't want to talk about the LIZARDS today. Maybe tomorrow. No, tonight I think I'll just relax and get myself a *****CENSORED***** and then I'll *****CENSORED***** *****CENSORED***** and *****CENSORED*****. By then it'll be time to HIT THE SACK! Tomorrow's another day. DVB signing off.
Oh, wait. Why the title of today's RANT? HUMP DAY. Well, it was way back when - when everyone had jobs (WE Americans, I'm referring to). We called Wednesdays - HUMP DAY! You were halfway through the WEEK! OVER THE HUMP! Got it, YAH?
If you got past HUMP DAY - the rest of the week was IN THE BAG!
Well, today is HUMP DAY but now that THERE IS NO LONGER ANY JOBS OR SUNLIGHT BECAUSE THE LIZARDS ARE MODIFYING OUR WEATHER AND PREVENTING THE SUN FROM SHINING READ H.R. 2995 A BILL TO ESTABLISH WEATHER MODIFICATION OPERATIONS AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES AND THEY CAN'T DENY IT ANYMORE BUT THE DUMBELLS HAVE TO WAKE UP AND START HELPING US AND YELL AT THEM AND WRITE LETTERS EVERY DAY AND MAKE THEM STOP STOP STOP IT STOP IT YOU CRAZY LOONS STOP-A WHAT-CHA DOIN' LOONEY BIN LOONEY TUNE WE WANT THE MOON WE WANT THE SUN WE WANT SOME FUN FOR EVERYONE PASS A NEW H. R. A BILL TO ESTABLISH A LOONEY BIN SQUAD TO ROUND UP ALL THE LOONEY BINS WHO THINK THEY ARE GOVERNMENT WORKERS BUT ARE LOONEY-TOONEY CULT OF MOONEY AND THE LACK OF SUNSHINE AND LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS AND LEMON DROPS IS MAKING IT HARDER TO GET PAST HUM DAY AND AND AND.....
"HUMP DAY - A MIDWEEK REFLECTION" by D. Von Blogger.
It's so cloudy and grey I'm just blown away. The extended lack of sunlight has rendered my brain into a mass of jelliness unable to carry a thought more than a few milliseconds. But who's to say that's not normal? I'm not a scientist so how would I know? I don't like to start a sentence with BUT but sometimes you have to. Call me a BUTTINSKY.
I was thinking about what I could LET LOOSE WITH A GOOD RANT ABOUT but (there it is again) I haven't decided yet as of this moment. Let me see...., h'mm.
I could start RANTING about THE SCUMBAGS IN WASHINGTON who are as BRAIN DEAD and LACKING IN BASIC DECENCY AS A PILE OF WEEK-OLD COW FLOP! WHEN IT COMES TO THE TASK OF RUNNING A FREE COUNTRY - THEY JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT! Bottom line.
Or could it be that they are so busy carrying out their own PERSONAL AGENDAS that they just are not paying attention and allowing A MADMAN AND HIS MINIONS to destroy the planet?
WAKE UP, MAN! WOMAN! DO YO'JOB, MISTER GEE MAN! SEE-IT!
I'm sure.
I'm looking around and I DON'T SEE ANYONE I RECOGNIZE! Don't see anyone I know. SCARY!
I don't feel up to it. A GOOD RANT, that is.
We could talk about THE LIZARDS! You want to? The REPTOIDS?
The U'mm..., ANNUNAKI? The..., CHITIAURI? What about this topic?
I don't know, ya know? (Thanks, Al/Sonny - Dog Day Afternoon).
It's true, but (wheew!). I think what he meant was he didn't really know what to do. I mean, look at the situation he was in. Sonny. Between a rock and a hard place. Yet - HE STILL TOOK THE TIME TO BE PHLISOPHICAL ABOUT HIS SITUATION!!! I DON'T KNOW, YA KNOW! Brilliant. Way to go, Sonny! Yea, TEAM!
Nah, I don't want to talk about the LIZARDS today. Maybe tomorrow. No, tonight I think I'll just relax and get myself a *****CENSORED***** and then I'll *****CENSORED***** *****CENSORED***** and *****CENSORED*****. By then it'll be time to HIT THE SACK! Tomorrow's another day. DVB signing off.
Oh, wait. Why the title of today's RANT? HUMP DAY. Well, it was way back when - when everyone had jobs (WE Americans, I'm referring to). We called Wednesdays - HUMP DAY! You were halfway through the WEEK! OVER THE HUMP! Got it, YAH?
If you got past HUMP DAY - the rest of the week was IN THE BAG!
Well, today is HUMP DAY but now that THERE IS NO LONGER ANY JOBS OR SUNLIGHT BECAUSE THE LIZARDS ARE MODIFYING OUR WEATHER AND PREVENTING THE SUN FROM SHINING READ H.R. 2995 A BILL TO ESTABLISH WEATHER MODIFICATION OPERATIONS AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES AND THEY CAN'T DENY IT ANYMORE BUT THE DUMBELLS HAVE TO WAKE UP AND START HELPING US AND YELL AT THEM AND WRITE LETTERS EVERY DAY AND MAKE THEM STOP STOP STOP IT STOP IT YOU CRAZY LOONS STOP-A WHAT-CHA DOIN' LOONEY BIN LOONEY TUNE WE WANT THE MOON WE WANT THE SUN WE WANT SOME FUN FOR EVERYONE PASS A NEW H. R. A BILL TO ESTABLISH A LOONEY BIN SQUAD TO ROUND UP ALL THE LOONEY BINS WHO THINK THEY ARE GOVERNMENT WORKERS BUT ARE LOONEY-TOONEY CULT OF MOONEY AND THE LACK OF SUNSHINE AND LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS AND LEMON DROPS IS MAKING IT HARDER TO GET PAST HUM DAY AND AND AND.....
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