Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!
Oh, yah. It's joost anudder blinkin' SHI-TEY Tuesday, here in wonderful LA DEE DA LAND (as distinguisable from LA LA LAND), where I've had to put up with YEARS OF CLONED-OUT INTELLECTUALLY-DEFICIENT BEHAVIOR BY BRAINLESS DUNDERHEADS AND OBNOXIOUS GEEKOIDS. "SILLIES", we call them here at the ESTATE. A lot simpler, just referring to them as "SILLIES", don'tcha tink? Hey, not that I'm claiming to be any sort of Intellectual GIANT. Oh, HEY-ECK NO! My mind can go blank as quickly as the next person's - especially when those SPY SATELLITES' MICROWAVE PROCESSORS (I made that term up) start to kick in. It's sort of like erasing a magnetic tape by running a magnet past it. The tape GOES BLANK! YAH? You follow da conversation so far, YAH?
Now, what was it that we were talkin' about? Oh, yeah. Another SHI-TEY TUESDAY! It don't look like the, "BLOODS WHO ARE BLUE AND WHO CAN SHAPE-SHIFT TOO!" are gonna stop with their WEATH-MODDIN' any time soon. I wonder if THOSE SILLIES have BLUE BALLS as well. No, probably not 'cause some of them are LIZARD CHICKS who wouldn't have ANY BALLS and I believe some of the LIZARD CHUMPS only have ONE BALL. You'd have to say, "HE HAS A BLUE BALL!"
If I might speak a bit on a MORE SERIOUS MATTER? I do, from time to time receive some VERY COOL INFO from VARIOUS SOURCES.
I'd like to point you to a website that has recently published an article by David McGowan. It was written on April 8, 2002 and it's titled, "AMERICA THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS".
You can access it at: www.swan.com/library
The author covers some interesting topics and one of them is about Vice President Chaney (I ain't puttin' his name in CAPS)disappearing from public view.
You know, I'd like to know WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? myself.
The article was written four years ago but I can't honestly say that I've heard much about Chaney since then, either.
Let's ask some of the people walking by.
"Excuse me, Sir. We're taking an informal survey right here at the moment and wonder if you'd like to be part of it."
"Sure."
"Today's question is, 'Sir, have you or anyone else in your family heard much about Vice President Chaney, lately?'"
"Who?"
"Vice President Chaney."
"Vice President, who?"
"Chaney!"
"Who's that?"
"The Vice President of the United States? Chaney?"
"Who?"
"The Vice President of the UNITED STATES! Chaney!"
"No, I don't think so. Have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Heard of him."
"Heard of who?"
"Him."
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"Him Who?"
"You mean, Who Him?"
"No, I mean Him Who"
"Him Who."
"Yeah."
"Not Who Him."
"No."
"No, I never heard of him."
"Neither have I."
"So why did you ask?"
"I don't quite remember."
That's the kind of day it's been. Time to call Mary.
Anyway, getting back to VICE PRESIDENT WHO? My theory is - he's been HIDING DOWN after the *****CLASSIFIED***** ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED***** and the MISSILE ATTACK on the *****CLASSIFIED*****. Most of the OPERATION went as he planned and carried out from the basement of the White House on 9-11-2001, EXCEPT - HE FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO *****CLASSIFIED***** The PRESIDENT of *****CLASSIFIED*****and LITTLE GEORGIE DUBYA had to HOP, SKIP AND JUMP HIS WAY BACK HOME! "LEAPIN' LIZARDS!" as BATMAN'S SIDEKICK, ROBIN used to say. Or was it, "HOLY MOLY!"
No matter. I think MY THEORY is CREDIBLE. The VP tried to pull some SHITE on the P and the P's BULL-CLONED-OUT WIFE is lookin' to TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE!.
Or maybe..., HE'S JUST TOO BUSY BEING THE PROJECT MANAGER FOR THE THREE HUNDRED-EIGHTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR ($385,000,000.00) HALLIBURTON CONTRACT TO BUILD NUMEROUS DETENTION CENTERS ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS! COULD THAT BE IT?
God, if they'd only LEAVE THE WEATHER ALONE and let some SUNSHINE SHINE DOWN ON US so we could think. Oh, well....
DICK VON BLOGGER wishing you all DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT and SUCCESS in your PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. CARRY ON, Mates!
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