Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
"IT PAYS TO COMPLAIN!"
Boy, I was on a roll yesterday. Sorry about that. Let me see if I can pull myself together long enough to come up with a coherent thought (OR TWO). You what though? It worked! The SUN IS SHINING! It's been shining ALL DAY. YIPPEE! By RANTING AND RAVING EVERY DAY for a few weeks, writing letters to and calling MY ELECTED OFFICIALS and CALLING ALL THE NEWSPAPERS AND TEE VEE STATIONS I could think of - they finally got tired of listening to me RANT and, LO AND BEHOLD - it worked.
Now, I don't take full credit for the sunshine by any means. I know you all helped. The PEOPLE are getting WISE to what the WIZENHEIMERS have been up to and THEY AIN'T GONNA PUT UP WIT IT NO MO! New radio shows are popping up WITH REAL HOSTS not the MEDIA SHILLS they have working for them. People are WRITING, BLOGGING, CALLING, FAXING, EMAILING and some of them (Me) are standing outside their CONGRESSMAN'S OFFICE WINDOW and SCREAMING things up at the people who say they will GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE! For example, I might say something like, "HEY, ASSHOLE! WHEN THE HELL IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU GONNA START DOING YOUR JOB? MOTHA-FUKAH! Or I might say, "Listen, SCUMBAG! GET TO WORK AND START TAKING CARE OF SOME OF THE THINGS I ASKED YOU TO!" DON'T MAKE ME SORRY WE ELECTED YOU!"
It usually works after a while.
Before I sign off I just want to say, "Hey, how about that Georgie-Boy, Huh? What the heck will he think up next? Helpin' them OIL BUTT-BOY FRIENDS OF HIS rack up even more OBSCENE PROFITS AT OUR EXPENSE. He wants to repeal the clean air act and also eliminate some of THE TAXES the OIL COMPANIES HAVE TO PAY! He says this will help bring down gas prices. How about a WINDFALL PROFITS TAX, YOU PIECE OF DUBYA! SHITE!
You know, LIZARDS don't have the same HUMAN TRAITS that we have. Things like, THE ABILITY TO LOVE; COMPASSION; KINDNESS, THOUGHFULNESS or just your every day basic motto of, "LIVE AND LET LIVE!" No, they'd rather do it their way.
Till next time, boys and girls. This is DICK VON BLOGGER - BLOGGERER TO THE STARS signing off.
"IT PAYS TO COMPLAIN!"
Boy, I was on a roll yesterday. Sorry about that. Let me see if I can pull myself together long enough to come up with a coherent thought (OR TWO). You what though? It worked! The SUN IS SHINING! It's been shining ALL DAY. YIPPEE! By RANTING AND RAVING EVERY DAY for a few weeks, writing letters to and calling MY ELECTED OFFICIALS and CALLING ALL THE NEWSPAPERS AND TEE VEE STATIONS I could think of - they finally got tired of listening to me RANT and, LO AND BEHOLD - it worked.
Now, I don't take full credit for the sunshine by any means. I know you all helped. The PEOPLE are getting WISE to what the WIZENHEIMERS have been up to and THEY AIN'T GONNA PUT UP WIT IT NO MO! New radio shows are popping up WITH REAL HOSTS not the MEDIA SHILLS they have working for them. People are WRITING, BLOGGING, CALLING, FAXING, EMAILING and some of them (Me) are standing outside their CONGRESSMAN'S OFFICE WINDOW and SCREAMING things up at the people who say they will GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE! For example, I might say something like, "HEY, ASSHOLE! WHEN THE HELL IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU GONNA START DOING YOUR JOB? MOTHA-FUKAH! Or I might say, "Listen, SCUMBAG! GET TO WORK AND START TAKING CARE OF SOME OF THE THINGS I ASKED YOU TO!" DON'T MAKE ME SORRY WE ELECTED YOU!"
It usually works after a while.
Before I sign off I just want to say, "Hey, how about that Georgie-Boy, Huh? What the heck will he think up next? Helpin' them OIL BUTT-BOY FRIENDS OF HIS rack up even more OBSCENE PROFITS AT OUR EXPENSE. He wants to repeal the clean air act and also eliminate some of THE TAXES the OIL COMPANIES HAVE TO PAY! He says this will help bring down gas prices. How about a WINDFALL PROFITS TAX, YOU PIECE OF DUBYA! SHITE!
You know, LIZARDS don't have the same HUMAN TRAITS that we have. Things like, THE ABILITY TO LOVE; COMPASSION; KINDNESS, THOUGHFULNESS or just your every day basic motto of, "LIVE AND LET LIVE!" No, they'd rather do it their way.
Till next time, boys and girls. This is DICK VON BLOGGER - BLOGGERER TO THE STARS signing off.
posted by Dick Von Blogger at 9:37 PM
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