"DIRK WAS RIGHT ON!"
What's up, BUNKY? If you remember a few BLOGS ago, my brother DIRK VON BLOGGER, who was filling in for me, posted a BLOG titled, "DICKIE MISSED A DAY!". In this post he made an observation that there seemed to be a lot more incidents of ROAD RAGE on our highways and freeways, lately. To refresh all of our memories, here's a reprint of part of what he was saying:
"We thought that for today we would try to fill up some BLOG SPACE by telling you about some observations we've been making. For instance, is it only us or does there seem to be a LOT MORE ROAD RAGE lately? Could all of the SATELLITE BLANKETING, MICRO-WAVE BEAMING, CELL PHONE TOWERING, GWEN SITING, PROJECT HAARPING, SCALER WAVING, WEATHER MODIFYING, IRAQI WARRING, CONGRESSMAN CONNING, SENATOR LYING, FEDERAL CHEATING, IDENTITY STEALING, LIZARD LIZARDING, BUREAU COVERUP-TING, TEE VEE AND NEWSPAPER NOT TELLING US ANYTHING or, WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE SPRAYING ON US have anything to do with it?"
Well, let me tell you, DIRK was RIGHT ON with this subject because our local NEWSPAPER RAG published a front page article today that was titled: "Explosive-rage disorder not as rare as once thought, study finds - The wild behavior could affect as many as 16 million Americans." WOW! I sometimes think that SOMEONE must be SPOON-FEEDING US this information by COVERT MEANS because so many of our BLOGS have latrely been on THE CUTTING EDGE!
The article, pulled from The Associated Press and written by Lindsey Tanner goes on to say that what many people think of as ROAD RAGE is really something else. Doctors are calling it - Intermittent Explosive Disorder and a new study was based on a national face-to-face survey of 9,282 adults who answered diagnostic questionnaires in 2001-2003. The study was conducted by Dr. EMIL COCCARO, Chairman of Psychiatry at the UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO'S medical school. It was funded by THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF MENTAL HEALTH. (I guess they should know SOMETHING about MENTAL DISORDERS). Of those who answered the questionnaire, about five to seven percent of the nationally representative sample had the disorder.
"That is higher than better-known mental illnesses such as schizophrenia and bipolar disorder," DR. COCCARO said. CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL WILL WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH, NEXT?
So remember, the next time some ASSHOLE is TAILGATING YOU AND TRYING TO RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T MOVE OUT OF HIS WAY FAST ENOUGH (which happened to a friend of mine just the other day), the ASSHOLE is not exhibiting signs of ROAD RAGE but is most likely suffering from INTERMITTENT EXPLOSIVE DISORDER!
Gee, and I was starting to think that these OUT OF CONTROL RAGERS might be SLEEPERS who had just been TRIGGERED BY hearing the song, TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR on TEE VEE like RAYLAN ALLEN of RUMOR MILL NEWS (most likely a CIA DISINFORMATION AGENT) has been YAKKING about on her website, www.rumormillnews.com.
What a world. By the way, today, 666 is just about over and NOTHING TERRIBLE has happened in our neck of the woods. Just another example of the I AM POWER working like a charm. Have a good one, me BUCKEROOS! DVB over and out.
"We thought that for today we would try to fill up some BLOG SPACE by telling you about some observations we've been making. For instance, is it only us or does there seem to be a LOT MORE ROAD RAGE lately? Could all of the SATELLITE BLANKETING, MICRO-WAVE BEAMING, CELL PHONE TOWERING, GWEN SITING, PROJECT HAARPING, SCALER WAVING, WEATHER MODIFYING, IRAQI WARRING, CONGRESSMAN CONNING, SENATOR LYING, FEDERAL CHEATING, IDENTITY STEALING, LIZARD LIZARDING, BUREAU COVERUP-TING, TEE VEE AND NEWSPAPER NOT TELLING US ANYTHING or, WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE SPRAYING ON US have anything to do with it?"
Well, let me tell you, DIRK was RIGHT ON with this subject because our local NEWSPAPER RAG published a front page article today that was titled: "Explosive-rage disorder not as rare as once thought, study finds - The wild behavior could affect as many as 16 million Americans." WOW! I sometimes think that SOMEONE must be SPOON-FEEDING US this information by COVERT MEANS because so many of our BLOGS have latrely been on THE CUTTING EDGE!
The article, pulled from The Associated Press and written by Lindsey Tanner goes on to say that what many people think of as ROAD RAGE is really something else. Doctors are calling it - Intermittent Explosive Disorder and a new study was based on a national face-to-face survey of 9,282 adults who answered diagnostic questionnaires in 2001-2003. The study was conducted by Dr. EMIL COCCARO, Chairman of Psychiatry at the UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO'S medical school. It was funded by THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF MENTAL HEALTH. (I guess they should know SOMETHING about MENTAL DISORDERS). Of those who answered the questionnaire, about five to seven percent of the nationally representative sample had the disorder.
"That is higher than better-known mental illnesses such as schizophrenia and bipolar disorder," DR. COCCARO said. CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL WILL WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH, NEXT?
So remember, the next time some ASSHOLE is TAILGATING YOU AND TRYING TO RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T MOVE OUT OF HIS WAY FAST ENOUGH (which happened to a friend of mine just the other day), the ASSHOLE is not exhibiting signs of ROAD RAGE but is most likely suffering from INTERMITTENT EXPLOSIVE DISORDER!
Gee, and I was starting to think that these OUT OF CONTROL RAGERS might be SLEEPERS who had just been TRIGGERED BY hearing the song, TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR on TEE VEE like RAYLAN ALLEN of RUMOR MILL NEWS (most likely a CIA DISINFORMATION AGENT) has been YAKKING about on her website, www.rumormillnews.com.
What a world. By the way, today, 666 is just about over and NOTHING TERRIBLE has happened in our neck of the woods. Just another example of the I AM POWER working like a charm. Have a good one, me BUCKEROOS! DVB over and out.
posted by Dick Von Blogger at 8:14 PM
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