"DICKIE MISSED A DAY!" by Dirk Von Blogger
Top o'the Whatever to ya, Lads and Lassies, this is Dirk Von Blogger, dear brother of Dick and Billy Von. I have just been informed that Dick missed yesterday's BLOG. Oh, My! T 'wasn't the lad's fault, however. His handlers felt he was just a wee bit pumped up and telling too much of what LIZARDO & CREW have been pulling on the NON-ELITES! They also found out that Mary BLOGGED him, so they thought a "72 Hour Hold" would be appropriate. We WON'T BE HEARING FROM DICK for another day or so. No matter, Billy Von and I feel that this latest meddling with his affairs by Meddling Mental Midgets will only add to his ranting and raving in future "Rants of the Day."
We thought that for today we would try to fill up some BLOG SPACE by telling you about some observations we've been making. For instance, is it only us or does there seem to be a LOT MORE ROAD RAGE lately? Could all of the SATELLITE BLANKETING, MICRO-WAVE BEAMING, CELL PHONE TOWERING, GWEN SITING, PROJECT HAARPING, SCALER WAVING, WEATHER MODIFYING, IRAQI WARRING, CONGRESSMAN CONNING, SENATOR LYING, FEDERAL CHEATING, IDENTITY STEALING, LIZARD LIZARDING, BUREAU COVERUP-TING, TEE VEE AND NEWSPAPER NOT TELLING US ANYTHING or, WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE SPRAYING ON US have anything to do with it?
Speaking of aerial spraying, do you think whatever it is THEY ARE SPRAYING ON US might be what is causing a rare form of LUNG CANCER known as MESOTHELIOMA? It's been linked to ASBESTOS. MESOTHELIOMA has also been referred to as a CANCER OF THE LINING OF THE CHEST. H'mm.
Have you ever noticed in the morning, when you first go outside, any of the THIN, SPIDERY-LIKE THREADS hanging from tree branches or clotheslines? When the light is just right, you will notice the CHEMICAL-RESIDUE COLORING in these strange things. We have and after seeing them we all felt something in our chests that didn't belong there. We also developed a dry cough. Really annoying. Reports from many sources on the internet will give you a lot more information on this subject. We just don't have time today.
The last thing I want to tell you about is a report we read at WWW.RUMORMILLNEWS.COM. Check out this site because the lady who runs it used to be married to the PILOT CONNECTED WITH "THE OCTOBER SURPRISE" His name was GUNTHER RUSSBACHER and he has a VERY INTERESTING BACKGROUND. GUNTHER passed away last year, I believe. Anyway, this lady runs the website and has published A TON OF ARTICLES ABOUT SUBJECTS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WON'T TOUCH! Recently there was a story titled, "THE SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD! THE REPUBLIC IS BACK!" Tells about THE BIGHORN COUNTY, WYOMING SHERIFF JIM MATTIS and other County Sherifs throughout the state who are insisting that ALL FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS AND PERSONNEL FROM FEDERAL REGULATORY AGENCIES must clear all their activities in a Wyoming County with The Sheriff's Office. SHERIFF MATTIS STATED THAT ALL FEDERAL OFFICIALS ARE FORBIDDEN TO ENTER HIS COUNTY WITHOUT HIS PRIOR APPROVAL! RIGHT ON, SHERIFF MATTIS!
These Federal SCUMBAGS have been getting away with ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES FOR WAY TOO LONG! You realize, of course, that NO FEDERAL AGENCY OF THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS ANY JURISDICTION OUTSIDE A TEN MILE RADIUS OF WASHINGTON, D. C., don't you? We do and you should know that as well if you don't already! The includes the FBI, BATF, IRS, EPA - ALL OF THESE POLICE-TYPE AGENCIES! Do yourself a favor and check out this website. THE RUMOR MILL NEWS. Worth a look.
Another thing - STOP BELIEVING EVERY THING YOU HEAR ON THE NEWS! THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING UNLESS IT'S PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER AGENDA! People like, DAN RATHER, SHILL O'REILLY THE LYING LIAR, MIKE WALLACE, RUSH LIMBAUGH - in fact -EVERY NEWS ANCHOR, CO-ANCHOR OR COMMENTATOR IS ONLY READING WHAT HE/SHE/IT IS TOLD TO TELL YOU! Wake up, for goodness sake. YOU ARE ALL BEING DUMMED DOWN! (EXCEPT THOSE OF US WHO ARE CLEAR THINKERS AND KNOW THE TRUTH)!
One of the people in our POLITICALLY INCORRECT BULLSHIT CLASS here at the Institution, his name is Richie, was telling us about a friend of his who he's known since they were both KIDS IN BROOKLYN. They hung around together since about the age of eight or nine, doing what kids do at that age. Richie and Jimmy B. might have been a little wild but never spun completely out of control like some kids did. Jimmy B. was a fun loving, very intelligent kid but he had a warped sense of humor that even Richie (who is pretty far out himself, having been a former undercover cop attached to the NYPD's elite BOSSY UNIT) still thinks went too far, even for Jimmy B. For instance, one day as they were leaving the local ice cream parlor, Jimmy B. let loose with the biggest CLAM he could cough up and SPIT IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THIS LITTLE KID who was sitting in his baby carriage in front of the store. The kid was about one or two. When THE CLAM HIT HIM IN THE FACE he started crying and Jimmy B. started LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY! All his friend Richie could think of to say was, "Aw, come on, Jimmy. That was bad." Richie to his credit, admits he laughed too but he always wondered where Jimmy got that warped sense of humor.
Anyway the two friends, who hadn't been in touch since they were young men in their twenties, recently re-connected. They spoke on the telephone and a long conversation, reminiscing about old times and talking about all of the crazy things they used to do as kids. When Richie shifted the conversation to the controlled demolition of the WTC Twin Towers in NYC on September 11, 2001, he sincerely wanted to know what Jimmy B. thought about it because he knew Jimmy was smart and he also had three sons who were NYPD cops! (One of them a Detective). Richie also knew that a lot of people had been conditioned and mind controlled to SHUT DOWN whenever the subject of 911 was brought up. Try it and see. Ask your friends what they really think about 911 and some will come up with the truth, some will say they don't know, some will repeat the "official" story but - UNLESS THEY ARE BRAINWASHED - THEY WILL ALL SAY SOMETHING! IF THEY ARE BRAINWASHED, THEY WILL SAY NOTHING AND WILL STOP COMMUNICATING WITH YOU! Try it and see. You might lose a few friends but then again, if they stop talking to you after you mention 911, SOMETHING IS WRONG! Or, MAYBE THEY NEVER WERE YOUR FRIEND TO BEGIN WITH!
Well, when Richie asked Jimmy what he thought about the whole mess, THERE WAS COMPLETE SILENCE! NOTHING! JIMMY WOULD NOT UTTER ONE WORD ABOUT IT! HE SHUT COMPLETELY DOWN! Now, folks, THAT AIN'T NORMAL! Not to mention, this guy JIMMY B. is SMART! He's NO DUMMY! HIS SONS ARE COPS! Wouldn't you think that this alone would give JIMMY B. at least A FIVE PERCENT LEVEL OF SIGNIFICANT INTEREST IN THE WHOLE 911 BULLSHIT STORY? NOPE!
Now, unbeknownst to JIMMY B., his friend RICHIE HAD BEEN AN UNDERCOVER BOSSY OPERATIVE FOR THE NYPD and had even WORKED AT THE SAME PLACE JIMMY B. DID BACK IN THE OLD DAYS! Of course, RICHIE COULD NEVER TELL JIMMY THAT HE WAS REALLY A COP OR THE WHOLE UNDERCOVER OPERATION WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED AND THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF IT (providing Richie with a "pedigree" acceptable to the mobsters at JFK International, where Richie's next assignment would take him) WOULD BE LOST. But that didn't happen and RICHIE had quite an INTERESTING CAREER AS AN UNDERCOVER COP WORKING INTERNATIONAL CARGO UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENTS AT JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AND OTHER PLACES! This information has never come to light until now. You can read about the whole thing in the soon to be published novel, "LIZARDS AND LEGENDS". But I digress.
Since that telephone conversation, JIMMY B. HAS NOT SAID A WORD TO HIS OLD FRIEND, RICHIE. HE HAS COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN! Unbelievable! Here's a guy who used to be fun and even with his warped sense of humor where he would actually SPIT IN A KID'S FACE, Richie always respected him as a person and treated him as a friend! Now Richie is wondering, where the fuck does this guy get his balls? What are you, JERKING ME OFF? GO FUCK YOURSELF, JIMMY! I was ON THE JOB BEFORE YOU EVER EVEN GOT LAID! You're NOT AS SMART AS I THOUGHT! IF THIS IS THE WAY YOU'RE GONNA TREAT AN OLD FRIEND, THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY RESPECT! In fact, I'm going to tell the folks about the BUS RIDE TO THE MINEOLA SKATING RINK INCIDENT, THE CHUBBY STICK AND MACHINE-A-MA-QUETO!
You know what they say. TRUTH IS STRANGER THAT FICTION!
Well, this is DIRK and BILLY VON getting ready to sign off. We'll try to straighten out the misunderstanding between our friend, RICHIE and his friend, JIMMY B. We hope it will work out because they do go back a long way. ADIOS.
We thought that for today we would try to fill up some BLOG SPACE by telling you about some observations we've been making. For instance, is it only us or does there seem to be a LOT MORE ROAD RAGE lately? Could all of the SATELLITE BLANKETING, MICRO-WAVE BEAMING, CELL PHONE TOWERING, GWEN SITING, PROJECT HAARPING, SCALER WAVING, WEATHER MODIFYING, IRAQI WARRING, CONGRESSMAN CONNING, SENATOR LYING, FEDERAL CHEATING, IDENTITY STEALING, LIZARD LIZARDING, BUREAU COVERUP-TING, TEE VEE AND NEWSPAPER NOT TELLING US ANYTHING or, WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE SPRAYING ON US have anything to do with it?
Speaking of aerial spraying, do you think whatever it is THEY ARE SPRAYING ON US might be what is causing a rare form of LUNG CANCER known as MESOTHELIOMA? It's been linked to ASBESTOS. MESOTHELIOMA has also been referred to as a CANCER OF THE LINING OF THE CHEST. H'mm.
Have you ever noticed in the morning, when you first go outside, any of the THIN, SPIDERY-LIKE THREADS hanging from tree branches or clotheslines? When the light is just right, you will notice the CHEMICAL-RESIDUE COLORING in these strange things. We have and after seeing them we all felt something in our chests that didn't belong there. We also developed a dry cough. Really annoying. Reports from many sources on the internet will give you a lot more information on this subject. We just don't have time today.
The last thing I want to tell you about is a report we read at WWW.RUMORMILLNEWS.COM. Check out this site because the lady who runs it used to be married to the PILOT CONNECTED WITH "THE OCTOBER SURPRISE" His name was GUNTHER RUSSBACHER and he has a VERY INTERESTING BACKGROUND. GUNTHER passed away last year, I believe. Anyway, this lady runs the website and has published A TON OF ARTICLES ABOUT SUBJECTS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WON'T TOUCH! Recently there was a story titled, "THE SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD! THE REPUBLIC IS BACK!" Tells about THE BIGHORN COUNTY, WYOMING SHERIFF JIM MATTIS and other County Sherifs throughout the state who are insisting that ALL FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS AND PERSONNEL FROM FEDERAL REGULATORY AGENCIES must clear all their activities in a Wyoming County with The Sheriff's Office. SHERIFF MATTIS STATED THAT ALL FEDERAL OFFICIALS ARE FORBIDDEN TO ENTER HIS COUNTY WITHOUT HIS PRIOR APPROVAL! RIGHT ON, SHERIFF MATTIS!
These Federal SCUMBAGS have been getting away with ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES FOR WAY TOO LONG! You realize, of course, that NO FEDERAL AGENCY OF THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS ANY JURISDICTION OUTSIDE A TEN MILE RADIUS OF WASHINGTON, D. C., don't you? We do and you should know that as well if you don't already! The includes the FBI, BATF, IRS, EPA - ALL OF THESE POLICE-TYPE AGENCIES! Do yourself a favor and check out this website. THE RUMOR MILL NEWS. Worth a look.
Another thing - STOP BELIEVING EVERY THING YOU HEAR ON THE NEWS! THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING UNLESS IT'S PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER AGENDA! People like, DAN RATHER, SHILL O'REILLY THE LYING LIAR, MIKE WALLACE, RUSH LIMBAUGH - in fact -EVERY NEWS ANCHOR, CO-ANCHOR OR COMMENTATOR IS ONLY READING WHAT HE/SHE/IT IS TOLD TO TELL YOU! Wake up, for goodness sake. YOU ARE ALL BEING DUMMED DOWN! (EXCEPT THOSE OF US WHO ARE CLEAR THINKERS AND KNOW THE TRUTH)!
One of the people in our POLITICALLY INCORRECT BULLSHIT CLASS here at the Institution, his name is Richie, was telling us about a friend of his who he's known since they were both KIDS IN BROOKLYN. They hung around together since about the age of eight or nine, doing what kids do at that age. Richie and Jimmy B. might have been a little wild but never spun completely out of control like some kids did. Jimmy B. was a fun loving, very intelligent kid but he had a warped sense of humor that even Richie (who is pretty far out himself, having been a former undercover cop attached to the NYPD's elite BOSSY UNIT) still thinks went too far, even for Jimmy B. For instance, one day as they were leaving the local ice cream parlor, Jimmy B. let loose with the biggest CLAM he could cough up and SPIT IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THIS LITTLE KID who was sitting in his baby carriage in front of the store. The kid was about one or two. When THE CLAM HIT HIM IN THE FACE he started crying and Jimmy B. started LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY! All his friend Richie could think of to say was, "Aw, come on, Jimmy. That was bad." Richie to his credit, admits he laughed too but he always wondered where Jimmy got that warped sense of humor.
Anyway the two friends, who hadn't been in touch since they were young men in their twenties, recently re-connected. They spoke on the telephone and a long conversation, reminiscing about old times and talking about all of the crazy things they used to do as kids. When Richie shifted the conversation to the controlled demolition of the WTC Twin Towers in NYC on September 11, 2001, he sincerely wanted to know what Jimmy B. thought about it because he knew Jimmy was smart and he also had three sons who were NYPD cops! (One of them a Detective). Richie also knew that a lot of people had been conditioned and mind controlled to SHUT DOWN whenever the subject of 911 was brought up. Try it and see. Ask your friends what they really think about 911 and some will come up with the truth, some will say they don't know, some will repeat the "official" story but - UNLESS THEY ARE BRAINWASHED - THEY WILL ALL SAY SOMETHING! IF THEY ARE BRAINWASHED, THEY WILL SAY NOTHING AND WILL STOP COMMUNICATING WITH YOU! Try it and see. You might lose a few friends but then again, if they stop talking to you after you mention 911, SOMETHING IS WRONG! Or, MAYBE THEY NEVER WERE YOUR FRIEND TO BEGIN WITH!
Well, when Richie asked Jimmy what he thought about the whole mess, THERE WAS COMPLETE SILENCE! NOTHING! JIMMY WOULD NOT UTTER ONE WORD ABOUT IT! HE SHUT COMPLETELY DOWN! Now, folks, THAT AIN'T NORMAL! Not to mention, this guy JIMMY B. is SMART! He's NO DUMMY! HIS SONS ARE COPS! Wouldn't you think that this alone would give JIMMY B. at least A FIVE PERCENT LEVEL OF SIGNIFICANT INTEREST IN THE WHOLE 911 BULLSHIT STORY? NOPE!
Now, unbeknownst to JIMMY B., his friend RICHIE HAD BEEN AN UNDERCOVER BOSSY OPERATIVE FOR THE NYPD and had even WORKED AT THE SAME PLACE JIMMY B. DID BACK IN THE OLD DAYS! Of course, RICHIE COULD NEVER TELL JIMMY THAT HE WAS REALLY A COP OR THE WHOLE UNDERCOVER OPERATION WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED AND THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF IT (providing Richie with a "pedigree" acceptable to the mobsters at JFK International, where Richie's next assignment would take him) WOULD BE LOST. But that didn't happen and RICHIE had quite an INTERESTING CAREER AS AN UNDERCOVER COP WORKING INTERNATIONAL CARGO UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENTS AT JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AND OTHER PLACES! This information has never come to light until now. You can read about the whole thing in the soon to be published novel, "LIZARDS AND LEGENDS". But I digress.
Since that telephone conversation, JIMMY B. HAS NOT SAID A WORD TO HIS OLD FRIEND, RICHIE. HE HAS COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN! Unbelievable! Here's a guy who used to be fun and even with his warped sense of humor where he would actually SPIT IN A KID'S FACE, Richie always respected him as a person and treated him as a friend! Now Richie is wondering, where the fuck does this guy get his balls? What are you, JERKING ME OFF? GO FUCK YOURSELF, JIMMY! I was ON THE JOB BEFORE YOU EVER EVEN GOT LAID! You're NOT AS SMART AS I THOUGHT! IF THIS IS THE WAY YOU'RE GONNA TREAT AN OLD FRIEND, THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY RESPECT! In fact, I'm going to tell the folks about the BUS RIDE TO THE MINEOLA SKATING RINK INCIDENT, THE CHUBBY STICK AND MACHINE-A-MA-QUETO!
You know what they say. TRUTH IS STRANGER THAT FICTION!
Well, this is DIRK and BILLY VON getting ready to sign off. We'll try to straighten out the misunderstanding between our friend, RICHIE and his friend, JIMMY B. We hope it will work out because they do go back a long way. ADIOS.
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