"FOURTH OF JULY WEEKEND" by BILLY BLUE

I ain't seen hide nor hair of THE VON BLOGGER BROTHERS, lately and I reckon it's 'cause they ain't been around, much. Ain't nothin' much of anythin' been happenin' round here for as long as I kin remember but I don't remember much of anythin', myself.
I jist want to remind all of y'all not to blow your selves up by lightin up them firey-crackies and also don't listen to no bullshit from them revenooers 'bout how you cain't light em up in the first place! This here's the YOONITED STATES and we kin do jist about anythin' we want; long's we don't hurt nobody or they're property! Don't be lettin' no LIZARD-BOYS over there to WASHINGTON DEE CEE try an tell yuh what to do! HEAR? Those boys ain't set right inna head, ya know whut I'm sayin' to y'all? Be alert. Be smart. Be your own dang teacher. AND DON'T LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF THEM LYIN' NEWS PEOPLE CAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE LYIN' TO YOU! Y'all have a safe and wonderful INDEPENDENCE DAY HOLIDAY! This is Billy Blue - SIGNING OFF.
LONG LIVE THE CONSTITUTION OF THE REBUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES!