"It's REVOLUTION Time!"

All right, people, have you had enough? They are really stepping things up and trying to destroy our way of life. Most of the clear thinkers out there have been aware of the LIZARD AGENDA and the tactics they have been using on us for many years but unfortunately there are still too many people who don't know the score.
I can't really blame them. They have been brainwashed and conditioned over the years to believe EVERYTHING they hear, see and read on radio, television and the newspapers and it started with their education in school. There has been a systematic agenda to dumb the children down and prevent them from thinking for themselves. Political correctness is the rule now, not the exception. The elimination of individuality and replacing it with a group (hive) mentality is the goal.
We can no longer tolerate the numerous assaults on our freedom and way of life in this once-great country of ours. It is time to stand up and take action. When you look back on all of the lies and deceits perpetrated upon us by our government, you begin to see a clear pattern to what has been going on.
Let's go back to the murder of John F. Kennedy. They killed him in front of the entire country and tried to blame it on a "lone gunman" (Oswald). They next covered up the crime (or tried to) and despite overwhelming evidence to the countrary, the media shills continued to insist it was Oswald who did it. They had the kangaroo Warren Commission and scumbags like Gerald Ford and Arlen Spector (Arlo Spectacle) feebly trying to explain it away with ridiculous "single bullet theories" and other nonsense. Then they killed Oswald in front of the television cameras for all the world to see. Pretty slick, huh?
Ford was rewarded later with his Colorable Presidency of our country and Spector (sounds like something out of a James Bond novel) is still enjoying his role as a United States Senator. Without rehashing the entire incident, it is suffice to say that a coup was committed against us and the attacks against our freedom and way of life had begun in earnest.
Next came the Viet Nam War, which was just a way for the CENTRAL (Cee-Yi-Yay) to ship drugs into this country using the dead bodies of slain soldiers to hide the drugs in. JFK was barely laid to rest before Johnson ordered the massive build-up of troops into Viet Nam. Funny how the order was already written ordering the build-up while JFK was still alive, even though he ordered a reduction. How do you explain that, BUCKO?
Next came "Tricky Dickie" and Watergate; Jimmy "Peanut Brain" Carter and the Iran Hostages; the October Surprise, which helped to usher Reagan into power because Big Georgie Herbert Walker Bush made a deal with the Ayatollah to keep the hostages prisoner until Ronnie was elected. (They were released as Ronnie took the oath of office). Gee, what a coincidence!
Of course, the next thing that went down was that friends of the Bush family - The Hinckleys - offered their son (another "lone nut" gunman) to volunteer to shoot Ronnie-Boy, which he did. This scared the shit out of old Ronnie and effectively put Big Georgie Herbert Walker into power as the de-facto President. Now we began the Iran Contra guns for drugs operation which was instrumental in launching the acting career of Good Ole BOY, OLLIE NORTH! God, didn't you just love him on JAG?
What better way to portray an intelligence agent than to have secretly been one in real life? HUH? Of course, even the brainwashed dummos couldn't stomach more than one term of Big Georgie Herbert Walker (they hadn't yet perfected the ELECTION-STEALING PROCESS UTILIZING COMPUTERS TECHNIQUE), so what the hell, let's have a COKE-SNIFFING, BLOW-JOB-LOVING CRACKER FROM ARKANSAS and his wife, WHOREY, I mean, Hillary assume the role of President and First Lezzy, I mean, Lady. (God, I'm making too many mistakes. Must be the microwave beaming at us starting to fry my brain).
Now, where am I? Oh, yes, BILLY-BOB! Well, shoot, Hoser, what do we care if he snorts a little coke from time to time and diddles away the hours when he's supposed to taking care of OUR business? After all, he punched in his time card, didn't he? The man is a RHODES SCHOLAR, after all! (How many of y'all know who Cecil Rhodes was and what he advocated?) Oh, never mind! Look at how quickly and efficiently BILLY BOB took care of business! We could all learn a lesson or two from this man. You see a pretty girl at a government function? Tell one of the troopers to invite her up to your room and then - SHOW HER YOUR DICK! Of course, we now know it wasn't a pretty one - had too much of a bend in it - so she started screaming and ran from the room! "Hey, Hey, Paula! I Want to Marry You!"
Look at what the man did for the economy of rural MENA, ARKANSAS! Nothing like flying in massive amounts of drugs using military aircraft (to save on business expenses) to help build up the local economy, don'tcha think?
You say you have a business or political rival? WHY NOT HAVE THEIR BRAINS BLOWN OUT AND CALL IT A SUICIDE? I guess he learned all of these techniques at THE YALE SCHOOL OF POLITICAL ASSASSINATIONS!
Well, Billy Bob came and went, so they figured it was time step up THE LIZARD AGENDA to destroy our country, rake us over the coals, subvert our CONSTITUTION - all the while shipping in the ENTIRE THIRD WORLD and SHIPPING ALL THE FACTORIES AND JOBS OUT OF THE COUNTRY (they call it OUTSOURCING) - BUT they needed an anti-Christ type figurehead to pull it off! Hey, why not use SATAN'S very own son, LITTLE GEORGE-BOY DUBYA for this task? He's been through the RITUAL SEXUAL ABUSE TO CREATE A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY training, so he has absolutely no MORALS OR ANY AVERSION TO TAKING LIVES AND IS A CLONE of DADDY-O! Of course, we know he couldn't win an election on his own merits (because he has none) but with the perfected ELECTION STEALING PROCESS USING COMPUTERS TECHNIQUE - HE WON'T HAVE TO! Methinks Ally-Boy GORE won't protest too much - he just signed a LUCRATIVE BOOK DEAL ABOUT GLOBAL WEATHER MODIFICATION, I mean, GLOBAL WARMING! God, there I go again.
Okay, now how do we go about carrying out the agenda to destroy the Republic Of The Continental United States? Hey, I know, HOW ABOUT A PHONY ATTACK ON THE WORLD TRADE CENTER IN NYC AND THE PENTAGON? We can pretend to HIJACK FOUR AIRCRAFT BY NINETEEN ARAB MUSLIMS and crash them into the buildings! Then, we can say that the jet fuel MELTED THE STEEL IN THE TOWERS AND CAUSED THEM TO PANCAKE DOWN ON THEMSELVES! Of course, we'd better get Aunt Jamima's permission to use the "PANCAKE DOWN ON THEMSELVES" theory because we wouldn't want any frivolous lawsuits by her to interfere with anything.
Oh, yeah, we'll just use A MISSILE on the Pentagram, I mean Pentagon, to save a few bucks. If anyone questions the small hole it will cause and the absence of any AIRCRAFT wreckage, we can always use people (Lizards) like SHILL O'REILLY and other TALKING HEADS to SHOUT THEM DOWN and say THE WRECKAGE WAS VAPORIZED! The dumbed-down American people won't even question our phony story because we have THE ENTIRE MAINSTREAM MEDIA TO HELP US CARRY OUT THE CONSPIRACY! The beauty of any conspiracy is that if anyone should question any part of the phony story, we can always say, "THEY ARE CONSPIRACY-THEORY NUTS AND NOBODY BELIEVES THEM, ANYWAY!" Get SHILL O'REILLY on it! He's good at it!
We can have DICK (HEAD) CHANEY coordinate the entire operation from the basement of the White House. He was recently appointed head of NORAD so it will be no problem for him to have NORAD stand down.
If any New York cops or firemen question anything, we can always THREATEN THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES WITH DEATH if they speak out! That should be enough.
Now, the beauty of blaming ARAB MUSLIMS for the evil deed is that it will help to DEMONIZE them and make it easier to INVADE IRAQ and later, IRAN! Ah, what a plan! Now, boys, make sure that nobody finds out that THE WAR ON TERRORISM PLANS AND THE PATRIOT ACT will be written down months before the attacks will be carried out!
If the people start to WISE UP AND QUESTION US, we always have the LONE NUT GUN SQUADS operational and ready to carry out more attacks on innocent and unsuspecting people! This should suffice to DIVERT ATTENTION and will also help us carry out our PLANS TO CONFISCATE ALL THE GUNS IN THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT WITHOUT GUNS TO PROTECT THEM - THE PEOPLE ARE SITTING DUCKS! Boy, aren't we CLEVER?
HAD ENOUGH? I URGE everyone to immediately go out and buy a gun before they try to COMPLETELY ELIMINATE THE SECOND AMENDMENT!! We will all need one to protect ourselves from them! It is a well known fact that communities where most of the people own a gun has ZERO crime! We CANNOT rely on the police to protect us. While they are busy lying in wait to give us traffic citations, carnage like what happened at Virginia Tech on Monday is allowed to happen! Buy a gun and carry it with you at all times. It is YOUR ABSOLUTE RIGHT UNDER THE CONSTITUTION TO DO THIS! Don't let their phony, COLORABLE LAWS stop you! WE ARE THE POWER! WE ARE THE PEOPLE! Not them!
Remember, the price of freedom is ETERNAL VIGILENCE!