"COMING DOWN TO THE WIRE!" by Billy Von Blogger

Goodness, gracious, where have all me recent memories gone? I just ran into me brother, Dick and he thinks today is June 7th, the date of his last blog. When I asked him if he'd ever been to GITMO he answered, "Yeah! I was in a hangar on a remote part of the base. They had me strapped to chair while one of their BALDY CLONES held a .45 Colt Commander to my head and COMMANDER COCKERAL hissed that if I DISSED them one more time, they were going to pull the trigger!"
"Whoa, Dickie Von, says I, and what year might this have been?"
"Ah kinna tell ya," he says with the thickest BURR me Irish Ears 'ave ever heard. It's hard to understand him when he talks like that. "An' Ah dunna want ya ta ask me again! UNDERSTOOD, LAD?"
"Understood, Sir!" I salute him and he's off but I sincerely doubt if he's up for posting HIS DAILY RANT BLOG today. He's always A BIT WOBBLY whenever he returns from one of his, "GET YOUR MIND RIGHT, BOY!" sessions with the BEHAVIOR-MODI-FUCKATION CLONIE-LIZIDS. You know, the souless, brainless, absolute personification of ugliness (big honkers, lizard pupils, bad scaley skin), no conscience RECRUITS they use in their SCHEME OF A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF OUR PLANET! I know, I'm a bit wobbly, me self. (Come to think of it, I seem to recall being stranded down there in GITMO with no boat, locked behind a big metal gate, totally surrounded by BALDY CLONES while being forced to listen to the flip side of THE MIRACLES, "SHOP AROUND). It's, "WHO'S LOVIN' YOU", for the benefit of all you shameless trivia buffs.
As I said earlier, me brother, Dick thinks today is June 7th.
What day IS IT, anyway? I don't keep track of those things any more. I mean, if the first thing you have to think about when you wake up is, WHAT TIME IS IT? Or, WHAT'S TODAY? Or, WHO AM I? Or, IS THE SILLY PATTERNED AFTER THE NAZI'S THIRD REICH G-BOYS going to PULL SOME MORE SHIT ON US, today? Like blow up some more stuff and blame it on someone else and then try to take more FREEDOMS from us? NAAAHHHH! They wouldn't pull any crap LIKE THAT, now would they?
Don't bet your life on it. USE YOUR POWER. Say, I AM NO LONGER GOING TO TOLERATE THEIR BULLSHIT ANY LONGER! I AM DEMANDING THAT JUSTICE BE DONE AND THAT THE TRAITORS IN OUR GOVERNMENT, CONGRESS, THE SENATE THE SUPREME COURT AND ANY OTHER MOTH-A-FUCKAS BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE FORTHWITH! Hey, how about that word, huh? FORTHWITH! Cool, Billy-Boy. (Or is it Billy-Bob)? Oh, oh, where have you been, BILLY BOY, BILLY BOY, oh, oh, where have you been, CHARMING BILLY? (He don't quite remember)1.
He left and I'M BACK! Remember to be especially alert as we approach OUR COUNTRY'S INDEPENDENCE DAY CELEBRATION.
And while I'm at it, here's a REMINDER to any government agent, cop, judge, sheriff, or ANY OATH-TAKING, SWORN PERSON ACTING IN ANY OFFICIAL CAPACITY:
IF YOU ATTEMPT TO ACT UNDER COLOR OF LAW TO DENY ME OR ANY OTHER FREE PERSON BORN ANY STATE IN THE REPUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES - YOU ARE GUILTY OF A CRIME AND WILL BE LIABLE TO CRIMINAL AND CIVIL PENALTIES UNDER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE AFOREMENTIONED REPUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES!
SEMPER FI! BE ALL YOU CAN BE! ANCHORS AWEIGH! OFF WE GO, INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER! LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC! DOWN WITH TYRANTS AND CRIMINALS! ADESTE FIDELES! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! WHITE POWER! BLACK POWER! BROWN POWER! RED POWER! YELLOW POWER! PEOPLE POWER! LET FREEDOM RING! MY TESTICLES SWING!
By the way, on the GAY THING? Look, if two PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX want to marry each other, they have EVERY RIGHT to do that. It's not even debatable! The CONSTITUTION OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES grants them the ABSOLUTE RIGHT to do that. IT'S A CONTRACT! As long as it meets three basic requirements. Each party to the contract must enter into it (the contract; the marriage), KNOWINGLY, WILLINGLY and INTENTIONALLY! That is all. There also has to be something of value exchanged, in this instance it would be each other's love, affection or whatever. They can't turn it into a criminal act or deny you the right to marry. SORRY!
You know, people have to stop believing these COLORABLE LAW HOAXERS! ALL criminal acts can only LEGALLY be tried in a COURT OF COMMON LAW! Stop surrendering your rights and freedoms to MARITIME/ADMIRALTY COURTS. The courts with THE GOLD-RINGED AMERICAN FLAGS. They don't have ANY JURISDICTION OVER YOU unless you VOLUNTARILY GIVE UP YOUR RIGHT TO BE TRIED IN A COURT OF COMMON LAW! Have a GREAT FOURTH OF JULY! The message is, "WE AIN'T GIVING UP ANY OF OUR FREEDOMS! WE ARE PROTECTED BY THE CONSTITUTION OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES! (The real deal - not the phony corporate, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA). Let these FUGAZIES crawl back under their LIZARD ROCKS where they came from! GOD BLESS US ALL! WE ARE THE POWER! +Goodnight+ The Von Blogger Brothers.
1. Jerky Boys; paraphrased from their CD, "The Jerky Boys".

"DIRK WAS RIGHT ON!"

What's up, BUNKY? If you remember a few BLOGS ago, my brother DIRK VON BLOGGER, who was filling in for me, posted a BLOG titled, "DICKIE MISSED A DAY!". In this post he made an observation that there seemed to be a lot more incidents of ROAD RAGE on our highways and freeways, lately. To refresh all of our memories, here's a reprint of part of what he was saying:
"We thought that for today we would try to fill up some BLOG SPACE by telling you about some observations we've been making. For instance, is it only us or does there seem to be a LOT MORE ROAD RAGE lately? Could all of the SATELLITE BLANKETING, MICRO-WAVE BEAMING, CELL PHONE TOWERING, GWEN SITING, PROJECT HAARPING, SCALER WAVING, WEATHER MODIFYING, IRAQI WARRING, CONGRESSMAN CONNING, SENATOR LYING, FEDERAL CHEATING, IDENTITY STEALING, LIZARD LIZARDING, BUREAU COVERUP-TING, TEE VEE AND NEWSPAPER NOT TELLING US ANYTHING or, WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE SPRAYING ON US have anything to do with it?"
Well, let me tell you, DIRK was RIGHT ON with this subject because our local NEWSPAPER RAG published a front page article today that was titled: "Explosive-rage disorder not as rare as once thought, study finds - The wild behavior could affect as many as 16 million Americans." WOW! I sometimes think that SOMEONE must be SPOON-FEEDING US this information by COVERT MEANS because so many of our BLOGS have latrely been on THE CUTTING EDGE!
The article, pulled from The Associated Press and written by Lindsey Tanner goes on to say that what many people think of as ROAD RAGE is really something else. Doctors are calling it - Intermittent Explosive Disorder and a new study was based on a national face-to-face survey of 9,282 adults who answered diagnostic questionnaires in 2001-2003. The study was conducted by Dr. EMIL COCCARO, Chairman of Psychiatry at the UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO'S medical school. It was funded by THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF MENTAL HEALTH. (I guess they should know SOMETHING about MENTAL DISORDERS). Of those who answered the questionnaire, about five to seven percent of the nationally representative sample had the disorder.
"That is higher than better-known mental illnesses such as schizophrenia and bipolar disorder," DR. COCCARO said. CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL WILL WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH, NEXT?
So remember, the next time some ASSHOLE is TAILGATING YOU AND TRYING TO RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T MOVE OUT OF HIS WAY FAST ENOUGH (which happened to a friend of mine just the other day), the ASSHOLE is not exhibiting signs of ROAD RAGE but is most likely suffering from INTERMITTENT EXPLOSIVE DISORDER!
Gee, and I was starting to think that these OUT OF CONTROL RAGERS might be SLEEPERS who had just been TRIGGERED BY hearing the song, TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR on TEE VEE like RAYLAN ALLEN of RUMOR MILL NEWS (most likely a CIA DISINFORMATION AGENT) has been YAKKING about on her website, www.rumormillnews.com.
What a world. By the way, today, 666 is just about over and NOTHING TERRIBLE has happened in our neck of the woods. Just another example of the I AM POWER working like a charm. Have a good one, me BUCKEROOS! DVB over and out.

"THE DAY BEFORE 666!"

Here it is, Monday, June 5th, only one day until 666! I've noticed a couple of things the BRAINWASHERS on the TEE VEE and in the NEWSPAPERS have been showing us to remind us of THE ANTICHRIST! First, ET did a piece on SHARON TATE and showed a clip of CHARLES MANSON, the CONVICTED MASTERMIND of the 1969 MURDERS of the actress and several other people. This guy looks and acts like a RAVING LUNATIC and he probably is but I've often wondered just HOW he managed to accumulate so much INSIDER INFORMATION about subjects like the RACE WAR BETWEEN BLACKS AND WHITES and other topics of interest. He seemed to be too well informed of government plans, considering his background as a criminal.
He's not the only person that I ever heard talk about a race war. RAYLAN ALLEN, publisher of the RUMOR MILL NEWS website and former wife of GUNTHER RUSSBACHER, the purported OCTOBER SURPRISE PILOT and CIA OPERATIVE (according to her) has posted articles about this VERY SAME SUBJECT. This gal is very interesting to say the least. Before Gunther, she had been married to a NAVY BIG-WIG who was stationed at the U. S. NAVAL POSTGRADUATE SCHOOL in Monterey, California and supposedly revealed a lot of CIA SECRET STUFF to her.
A lot of the information on her website is RIGHT ON but over the years I've suspected her of being A CIA DISINFORMATION AGENT! I've done some testing of my own to see if she's LEGIT and I have to say that lately, she's impressed me with her info.I still recommend that you check her out yourself at, WWW.RUMORMILLNEWS.COM but keep one part of your brain alert that she may be feeding us BULLSHIT!
Getting back to MANSON. I almost fell off my chair because as I was listening to him, I realized that HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE GEORGE W. BUSH! He even uses the same SMIRK as the ILLEGAL PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE STOLE THE ELECTION does. It's UNCANNY! Two candidates for the title of ANTICHRIST SOUND EXACTLY ALIKE! BUSH and MANSON! What a presidential election ticket that would make! I wouldn't be surprised if GEORGIE-BOY decided to give MANSON a PARDON before he leaves office. What the hell, look at all the EVIL KILLERS his own state of TEXAS PAROLE BOARD has released in recent years. The used the excuse of OVERCROWDING to let some of the WORST RAPISTS, MURDERERS AND PEDOPHILES IN THE HISTORY OF TEXAS be released from PRISON only to have SOME OF THEM KILL AGAIN! Now this takes REAL INTELLIGENCE! Reminds me of some other BOARD MEMBERS I know.
Now, why are they showing MANSON on the day before 666? Is this another example of the MEDIA'S WISE-ASS ARROGANCE and FORE-KNOWLEDGE of some SATANIC-LIKE FUTURE OCCURANCE? (Just like they were doing in the months and weeks before THE INSIDE GOVERNMENT ATTACK ON THE WTC, THE PENTAGON AND THE PEOPLE OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES)! "A TERRORIST ATTACK AGAINST THE UNITED STATES IS 100 IMMINENT!" That's what one of our local RAGS had the balls to publish only one week before September 11, 2001. The SCUMBAG who published it is DEAD NOW. KARMA, MAYBE?
To give you another example, another local paper (A COMPLETELY CONTROLLED RAG I WOULDN'T USE TO WIPE MY ASS BECAUSE I MIGHT CATCH SOMETHING) published a story on the front page titled, "6/6/(0)6: WILL IT BE BLACK TUESDAY?" The first sentence reads, "Is Tuesday's date - 6-6-6 - merely a curious number or could it mean our number is up?" NO, ASSHOLES BUT MAYBE YOUR NUMBER IS UP!
The article then goes on to tell us about the upcoming remake of the 1970s film, "THE OMEN", about a boy named Damien who is really THE ANTICHRIST! I have two questions. First, why did 20th Century Fox Pictures feel the need to remake this PIECE OF CRAP OF A PICTURE and second, why is the media trying to connect it with tomorrow's date which just happens to be 6-6-6? My advice to you for tomorrow is, keep your eyes open and your head down. Don't forget to say, "I AM NOT LETTING ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY TOMORROW!" Peace and Love. This is DICK VON BLOGGER, BLOGGERER TO THE STARS wishing you well.

"OUTSMART THEM ANY WAY YOU CAN!" by Dick Von Blogger

Ha! I'm back. I suppose you learned from my brothers, where I've been for the past few days. LOCKED DOWN IN THE NUT WARD ON A SEVENTY-TWO HOUR HOLD! Can you believe it? These SHRINK-MEDICO TYPES love to pull the old, "He's a danger to himself and/or to others" SCAM designed to INTERRUPT YOUR BLOGGING and the next thing you know, THE BOYS IN THE WHITE COATS SHOW UP WITH A PAIR OF RESTRAINTS AND A THREE DAY SUPPLY OF THEIR LATEST PHARMACEUTICAL POTIONS! Geez, almighty! Now, how the hell am I supposed to type up my DAILY RANT for the BLOGSITE when my arms are pinned down behind my back and my brain is misfiring because of all the DRUGS that they managed to force down my throat? Luckily for me I made up my mind a long time ago that I WASN'T HAVING ANY OF IT!
What I do is this. I wait until all of the CONTROLLER/HANDLER PERSONNEL are busy pulling their own SCAMS against THE SYSTEM and aren't watching me as closely as they should, then I make my move. Some of these ALL BRAWN - NO BRAIN TYPES will be occupied with their illicit sexual activity with one another while the rest of them are busy LOADING UP THEIR PERSONAL VEHICLES with whatever BOOTY they can GLOM from the SECURITY CAGES (where they keep all of the drugs and other good shit). As soon as I hear the familiar SOUNDS OF MOANING, PANTING AND SCREAMS OF ECSTASY, I quietly make my way into the Doctor's locker room and pick up one of their spare WHITE COATS. Then, with CLIPBOARD IN HAND, I brazenly walk past the SECURITY DOOR NURSE and throw a bit of JARGON at her. Nine times out of ten, it WORKS LIKE A CHARM! I've done it NINE TIMES, NOW. The NURSE ON DUTY yesterday thought I was DR QUACKMAN! Not very BRIGHT, these people! They won't even notice I'm gone for at least a few days, so I think I'll be able to put out a FEW MORE BLOGS BEFORE THEY CATCH UP TO ME!
The first thing I did when I got out of here was go by MARY THE SECRETARY'S PLACE and she BROUGHT ME UP TO SPEED! I don't know where I'd be without MARY'S EXCELLENT SECRETARIAL SKILLS and all of her OTHER TALENTS.
I just realized it's FRIDAY and time for the WEEKLY UPDATE! Man, I can't even remember what happened this week so I may not be able to RECAP IT! No matter, I'll just make some shit up.
Oh, yeah, before I go, remember it's only four days until June 6th. 06-06-06. Don't let the LIZARDS try to pull any of their SCAMS and balame it on other INNOCENT PEOPLE. Start using THE POWER WITHIN! (It's a gift from your BIG DADDY or MOMMY). The way it works is, find a quiet corner in wherever it is you hang your hat and say out loud, "I AM NOT ALLOWING THE LIZARDS TO PULL ANY SHIT ON ME ON JUNE 6TH, 2006!" Once you use the words, "I AM" it activates the POWER WHICH WE ALL POSSESS TO CREATE OUR OWN REALITY! It REALLY WORKS and WE ALL HAVE THE POWER! They just never told you about it, that's all. I mean, why should they? If they told us we had the power, THEY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO CONTROL US ANY MORE! Yeah, we'll GIVE THEM A NEW WORLD ORDER! How about a BRAND NEW PARADIGM, INSTEAD?
By the way, JIMMY B., RICHIE TOLD ME TO ASK YOU, "HOW'S YOUR SISTER AND YOUR KID BROTHER, RAYMOND?" Since you were TALKING ABOUT HIS BROTHER, BOBBY, he said it's time to TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, NOW.
Have a good weekend. I'll talk to you soon. This is, Dick Von Blogger, Bloggerer TO THE STARS!

"DICKIE MISSED A DAY!" by Dirk Von Blogger

Top o'the Whatever to ya, Lads and Lassies, this is Dirk Von Blogger, dear brother of Dick and Billy Von. I have just been informed that Dick missed yesterday's BLOG. Oh, My! T 'wasn't the lad's fault, however. His handlers felt he was just a wee bit pumped up and telling too much of what LIZARDO & CREW have been pulling on the NON-ELITES! They also found out that Mary BLOGGED him, so they thought a "72 Hour Hold" would be appropriate. We WON'T BE HEARING FROM DICK for another day or so. No matter, Billy Von and I feel that this latest meddling with his affairs by Meddling Mental Midgets will only add to his ranting and raving in future "Rants of the Day."
We thought that for today we would try to fill up some BLOG SPACE by telling you about some observations we've been making. For instance, is it only us or does there seem to be a LOT MORE ROAD RAGE lately? Could all of the SATELLITE BLANKETING, MICRO-WAVE BEAMING, CELL PHONE TOWERING, GWEN SITING, PROJECT HAARPING, SCALER WAVING, WEATHER MODIFYING, IRAQI WARRING, CONGRESSMAN CONNING, SENATOR LYING, FEDERAL CHEATING, IDENTITY STEALING, LIZARD LIZARDING, BUREAU COVERUP-TING, TEE VEE AND NEWSPAPER NOT TELLING US ANYTHING or, WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE SPRAYING ON US have anything to do with it?
Speaking of aerial spraying, do you think whatever it is THEY ARE SPRAYING ON US might be what is causing a rare form of LUNG CANCER known as MESOTHELIOMA? It's been linked to ASBESTOS. MESOTHELIOMA has also been referred to as a CANCER OF THE LINING OF THE CHEST. H'mm.
Have you ever noticed in the morning, when you first go outside, any of the THIN, SPIDERY-LIKE THREADS hanging from tree branches or clotheslines? When the light is just right, you will notice the CHEMICAL-RESIDUE COLORING in these strange things. We have and after seeing them we all felt something in our chests that didn't belong there. We also developed a dry cough. Really annoying. Reports from many sources on the internet will give you a lot more information on this subject. We just don't have time today.
The last thing I want to tell you about is a report we read at WWW.RUMORMILLNEWS.COM. Check out this site because the lady who runs it used to be married to the PILOT CONNECTED WITH "THE OCTOBER SURPRISE" His name was GUNTHER RUSSBACHER and he has a VERY INTERESTING BACKGROUND. GUNTHER passed away last year, I believe. Anyway, this lady runs the website and has published A TON OF ARTICLES ABOUT SUBJECTS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WON'T TOUCH! Recently there was a story titled, "THE SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD! THE REPUBLIC IS BACK!" Tells about THE BIGHORN COUNTY, WYOMING SHERIFF JIM MATTIS and other County Sherifs throughout the state who are insisting that ALL FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS AND PERSONNEL FROM FEDERAL REGULATORY AGENCIES must clear all their activities in a Wyoming County with The Sheriff's Office. SHERIFF MATTIS STATED THAT ALL FEDERAL OFFICIALS ARE FORBIDDEN TO ENTER HIS COUNTY WITHOUT HIS PRIOR APPROVAL! RIGHT ON, SHERIFF MATTIS!
These Federal SCUMBAGS have been getting away with ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES FOR WAY TOO LONG! You realize, of course, that NO FEDERAL AGENCY OF THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS ANY JURISDICTION OUTSIDE A TEN MILE RADIUS OF WASHINGTON, D. C., don't you? We do and you should know that as well if you don't already! The includes the FBI, BATF, IRS, EPA - ALL OF THESE POLICE-TYPE AGENCIES! Do yourself a favor and check out this website. THE RUMOR MILL NEWS. Worth a look.
Another thing - STOP BELIEVING EVERY THING YOU HEAR ON THE NEWS! THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING UNLESS IT'S PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER AGENDA! People like, DAN RATHER, SHILL O'REILLY THE LYING LIAR, MIKE WALLACE, RUSH LIMBAUGH - in fact -EVERY NEWS ANCHOR, CO-ANCHOR OR COMMENTATOR IS ONLY READING WHAT HE/SHE/IT IS TOLD TO TELL YOU! Wake up, for goodness sake. YOU ARE ALL BEING DUMMED DOWN! (EXCEPT THOSE OF US WHO ARE CLEAR THINKERS AND KNOW THE TRUTH)!
One of the people in our POLITICALLY INCORRECT BULLSHIT CLASS here at the Institution, his name is Richie, was telling us about a friend of his who he's known since they were both KIDS IN BROOKLYN. They hung around together since about the age of eight or nine, doing what kids do at that age. Richie and Jimmy B. might have been a little wild but never spun completely out of control like some kids did. Jimmy B. was a fun loving, very intelligent kid but he had a warped sense of humor that even Richie (who is pretty far out himself, having been a former undercover cop attached to the NYPD's elite BOSSY UNIT) still thinks went too far, even for Jimmy B. For instance, one day as they were leaving the local ice cream parlor, Jimmy B. let loose with the biggest CLAM he could cough up and SPIT IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THIS LITTLE KID who was sitting in his baby carriage in front of the store. The kid was about one or two. When THE CLAM HIT HIM IN THE FACE he started crying and Jimmy B. started LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY! All his friend Richie could think of to say was, "Aw, come on, Jimmy. That was bad." Richie to his credit, admits he laughed too but he always wondered where Jimmy got that warped sense of humor.
Anyway the two friends, who hadn't been in touch since they were young men in their twenties, recently re-connected. They spoke on the telephone and a long conversation, reminiscing about old times and talking about all of the crazy things they used to do as kids. When Richie shifted the conversation to the controlled demolition of the WTC Twin Towers in NYC on September 11, 2001, he sincerely wanted to know what Jimmy B. thought about it because he knew Jimmy was smart and he also had three sons who were NYPD cops! (One of them a Detective). Richie also knew that a lot of people had been conditioned and mind controlled to SHUT DOWN whenever the subject of 911 was brought up. Try it and see. Ask your friends what they really think about 911 and some will come up with the truth, some will say they don't know, some will repeat the "official" story but - UNLESS THEY ARE BRAINWASHED - THEY WILL ALL SAY SOMETHING! IF THEY ARE BRAINWASHED, THEY WILL SAY NOTHING AND WILL STOP COMMUNICATING WITH YOU! Try it and see. You might lose a few friends but then again, if they stop talking to you after you mention 911, SOMETHING IS WRONG! Or, MAYBE THEY NEVER WERE YOUR FRIEND TO BEGIN WITH!
Well, when Richie asked Jimmy what he thought about the whole mess, THERE WAS COMPLETE SILENCE! NOTHING! JIMMY WOULD NOT UTTER ONE WORD ABOUT IT! HE SHUT COMPLETELY DOWN! Now, folks, THAT AIN'T NORMAL! Not to mention, this guy JIMMY B. is SMART! He's NO DUMMY! HIS SONS ARE COPS! Wouldn't you think that this alone would give JIMMY B. at least A FIVE PERCENT LEVEL OF SIGNIFICANT INTEREST IN THE WHOLE 911 BULLSHIT STORY? NOPE!
Now, unbeknownst to JIMMY B., his friend RICHIE HAD BEEN AN UNDERCOVER BOSSY OPERATIVE FOR THE NYPD and had even WORKED AT THE SAME PLACE JIMMY B. DID BACK IN THE OLD DAYS! Of course, RICHIE COULD NEVER TELL JIMMY THAT HE WAS REALLY A COP OR THE WHOLE UNDERCOVER OPERATION WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED AND THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF IT (providing Richie with a "pedigree" acceptable to the mobsters at JFK International, where Richie's next assignment would take him) WOULD BE LOST. But that didn't happen and RICHIE had quite an INTERESTING CAREER AS AN UNDERCOVER COP WORKING INTERNATIONAL CARGO UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENTS AT JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AND OTHER PLACES! This information has never come to light until now. You can read about the whole thing in the soon to be published novel, "LIZARDS AND LEGENDS". But I digress.
Since that telephone conversation, JIMMY B. HAS NOT SAID A WORD TO HIS OLD FRIEND, RICHIE. HE HAS COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN! Unbelievable! Here's a guy who used to be fun and even with his warped sense of humor where he would actually SPIT IN A KID'S FACE, Richie always respected him as a person and treated him as a friend! Now Richie is wondering, where the fuck does this guy get his balls? What are you, JERKING ME OFF? GO FUCK YOURSELF, JIMMY! I was ON THE JOB BEFORE YOU EVER EVEN GOT LAID! You're NOT AS SMART AS I THOUGHT! IF THIS IS THE WAY YOU'RE GONNA TREAT AN OLD FRIEND, THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY RESPECT! In fact, I'm going to tell the folks about the BUS RIDE TO THE MINEOLA SKATING RINK INCIDENT, THE CHUBBY STICK AND MACHINE-A-MA-QUETO!
You know what they say. TRUTH IS STRANGER THAT FICTION!
Well, this is DIRK and BILLY VON getting ready to sign off. We'll try to straighten out the misunderstanding between our friend, RICHIE and his friend, JIMMY B. We hope it will work out because they do go back a long way. ADIOS.