Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day!
Dick Von Blogger's E-News & Rants of the Day! "NOT MUCH RANTING, TODAY!"
Hello, there. Not much ranting going on, today. Things have been pretty quiet. The news on the SHILLADIO is about the same; there's not much of ANYTHING OF INTEREST in the local paper and I haven't watched any TEE VEE, yet.
I think I'm just going to have a nice dinner and call it an early day.
If you haven't read or heard about Big Mike at www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com yet, do yourself a favor and visit his website. This guy is FUNNY! Yeah, he uses rough language, but remember, it's a CHARACTER he's doing. Don't let a few F-Yous spoil the fun. Nobody can say F-You better than Big Mike.
I think I'm gonna start using that on my elected officials. "F-You, CONGRESSMAN!" "Up Yours, SENATOR!"
Man, it sure feels good. I do remember using that expression on some local cops, politicians and government officials in the past, as well as on a few members of my family. Could that be why they wrote me out of the will and put me on all those BLACKLISTS? Probably. The area where I live is RIPE with CIA-Types and SPIES of every ilk. It's a strange place. CLINT EASTWOOD was Mayor of this town back in 1986, so that should give you a clue to where I live. The way it works out here is, if you somehow PISS THEM OFF (the locals), they then spend the rest of their days TRYING TO SCREW YOU OVER IN RETALIATION! They also practice SHUNNING YOU, LYING ABOUT YOU, KANGAROO COURTING YOU and various other NEFARIOUS WAYS of meddling into your affairs.
Luckily for me, I'm IMMUNE TO ALL OF IT! I'm protected by a HIGHER POWER, you see. We'll get more into THAT SUBJECT at a later date. Gotta go, now. Bye! DVB.
Hello, there. Not much ranting going on, today. Things have been pretty quiet. The news on the SHILLADIO is about the same; there's not much of ANYTHING OF INTEREST in the local paper and I haven't watched any TEE VEE, yet.
I think I'm just going to have a nice dinner and call it an early day.
If you haven't read or heard about Big Mike at www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com yet, do yourself a favor and visit his website. This guy is FUNNY! Yeah, he uses rough language, but remember, it's a CHARACTER he's doing. Don't let a few F-Yous spoil the fun. Nobody can say F-You better than Big Mike.
I think I'm gonna start using that on my elected officials. "F-You, CONGRESSMAN!" "Up Yours, SENATOR!"
Man, it sure feels good. I do remember using that expression on some local cops, politicians and government officials in the past, as well as on a few members of my family. Could that be why they wrote me out of the will and put me on all those BLACKLISTS? Probably. The area where I live is RIPE with CIA-Types and SPIES of every ilk. It's a strange place. CLINT EASTWOOD was Mayor of this town back in 1986, so that should give you a clue to where I live. The way it works out here is, if you somehow PISS THEM OFF (the locals), they then spend the rest of their days TRYING TO SCREW YOU OVER IN RETALIATION! They also practice SHUNNING YOU, LYING ABOUT YOU, KANGAROO COURTING YOU and various other NEFARIOUS WAYS of meddling into your affairs.
Luckily for me, I'm IMMUNE TO ALL OF IT! I'm protected by a HIGHER POWER, you see. We'll get more into THAT SUBJECT at a later date. Gotta go, now. Bye! DVB.
posted by Dick Von Blogger at 8:47 PM
1 Comments:
Pretty quiet? The fed raised rates and the price of gas is at $4.00 in California. That deserves a rant don't you think?
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