"Our Country Is Under Seige By Our Own Government" by Dick Von Blogger

I was talking to friends in New York the other day and I was horrified to learn that the area of Long Island they live in - Nassau County - has been experiencing a rash of HOME INVASIONS, MURDERS, KIDNAPPINGS and all sorts of crimes against the people who live there. It would be one thing to be walking down the street in a rough neighborhood and find yourself the victim of a crime, but this is different. These crimes are being perpetrated against people IN THEIR OWN HOMES!
What the hell is going on? Where is our police protection?
The answer is - there is none. No, the police have all turned against us. They have been taken over and "re-trained" by the federal government (at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Va) and the agenda has changed. It's no longer their mission to, "Protect and Serve". Now it's, "Go Get 'Em!" (meaning us). The New York cops (who are barely one step above the common criminal anyway) are too busy conducting illegal searches of the populace to be of any help when it comes to real crime. They're so stupid that they won't even question the FUGAZY events of 911 in which HUNDREDS of New York's Finest and Bravest were murdered by their own government while the populace at large were fed TONS OF BULLSHIT by the news media and other government shills!
"Yeah - it was them nineteen A-RABs whut done did it!" The FBI (Federal Bureau of Incompetence/Instigation/Incompatability with the rest of us - even found one of the A-rabs WALLETS a few blocks away! I'M SURE!
People have asked - "Now, why would our government do that? Kill thousands of their own people and blame it on the Arabs?"
Here's the answer, so listen carefully: SO THAT THEY CAN CREATE A PHONY WAR ON TERRORISM AND HAVE AN EXCUSE TO INVADE THE COUNTRIES WHERE THE NEW PIPELINE WILL BE BUILT AND ALSO TO try and TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS SO WE WON'T STAND IN THEIR WAY! It's called, PROBLEM, REACTION, SOLUTION! Ever hear of it? If not, find out what it is.
Another one of their filthy plans is to build that NAFTA HIGHWAY from Mexico, through the U. S. and all the way to Canada and with it, they think they will then create ONE COUNTRY out of three (Mexico, Canada and the United States). BULLSHIT! I AM not going to allow it and neither are you.
Are you aware of the fact that all of these ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS are not your average middle or higher class of people? That they are not educated or have special skills we in this country could put to use? No, what they are for the most part, are PEASANTS! They have little or no education. The are from the lower classes of EVERY COUNTRY from which they come.
Have you ever asked yourself, "Where the fuck did these people get the money to come here in the first place?" We are not talking just about Mexico, here. What about the Chinese peasants who were shipped in by boatload after boatload? Do you remember reading all the stories about how SHIP after SHIP of illegal Chinese immigrants were intercepted just outside San Francisco Bay in the late eighties and early nineties?
How quickly we forget. Well, with all of the distractions we have to contend with, it's NO WONDER we can't remember how long this shit has been happening. QUITE A WHILE!
I remember visiting the San Jose, California airport over twenty years ago and noticed that EVERY SINGLE AIRPORT WORKER WAS CHINESE! What the fuck? Another time I happened to be visiting the local Social Security office with a friend and we overheard the SS lady tell a Chinese lady (who by her appearance and mode of dress looked like a recent immigrant), "When your brother returns from China, tell him to give me a call." Oh, so THAT'S WHERE ALL THE SOCIAL SECURITY MONEY HAS GONE!
Oh, yes, it's been going on for quite a while! It's an AGENDA! The CREEPOS in Washington, DC and their evil counterparts in other countries have been CONSPIRING to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY! Ooh, LOOK OUT! He's a CONSPIRACY THEORY NUT!
Damn right, I am and proud of it!
"Hey fucking New York cop! You wanna search my backpack? YOU BETTER HAVE A FUCKING SEARCH WARRENT OR I WILL CITIZEN'S ARREST YOUR ASS AND THEN FILE A CIVIL LAWSUIT AGAINST YOU FOR ACTING UNDER COLOR OF LAW! YOU AIN'T GOING TO USE NO FUGAZY (God, I love that word. Thank you, Donnie Brasco), COLORABLE PATRIOT ACT TO VIOLATE MY RIGHTS, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Remember -- WE ARE THE PEOPLE! WE ARE THE POWER! WE ARE THE COPS! WE ARE THE GOVERNMENT! WE WILL LOCK YOUR TRAITOROUS ASSES UP!
Right on!

"This Is A Good One" by Billy Von B.

Well, it's Saturday afternoon and my brothers have left for the weekend, so that leaves just me and you. I wanted to write something cool and clever for you but gee, I'm a little bit tired after last night. No, don't bother asking what I was doing last night because I can't tell you. I will say what I wasn't doing, though. I wasn't up on Brokeback Mountain having a little diddle with my cowboy buddies. Heck, no! (Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you). I can say that part of the time I was checking out some videos on the internet about the use of greenscreens to phony up the 911 video footage we all saw and took at face value. Well, I'll be darned if the information contained in the following Newsletter I am posting here isn't RIGHT ON!
I came across this little gem a while ago but hesitated to post it before this. I really don't want to make light of what happened on 11-22-63 or 9-11-01 but I feel I should post this. It shows that others are not buying into the official government versions of these major conspiracies against our freedom and way of life, so I am posting this piece of political satire. After all, nothing can be worse than the way our so-called leaders have been treating us for many years. Whatever method it takes to expose these criminals and reveal the truth will have to do.

"ALL ABOUT BULLSHIT"
The Newsletter For Clear Thinkers
"Do you swear to tell the bullshit, the whole bullshit and nothing but the bullshit, so help you, Goddy?"
"Yes, we do!!"

NEWSFLASH!!

WASHINGTON, D. C. (BNS) (Bullshit New Service) Senator Arlo Spectacle, Republican from Pennsylvania, one of the perpetrators of the BULLSHIT SINGLE BULLET THEORY in the inside job assassination of President John F. Kennedy on November 22, 1963 was found unconscious yesterday on the floor of the Senate.
Doctors at Walter Reed Medical Center Hospital were overheard by this reporter to say, "a single bullet fired by a Level 3 Sleeper entered Spectacle's asshole, travelled through his scrotum and took out his nutsack containing only one ball. It then took a 180 degree turn, re-entered his body through his now oversized asshole and exited through his brain.
Spectacle is, however, expected to make a full recovery - remaining just as braindead as before. Doctors credited his more than remarkable recovery to an overabundance of reptilian genes and gorilla blood.

MORE 911 WOES FOR PLANNERS OF BULLSHIT WAR ON TERRORISM

NEW YORK, N. Y. (BNS (Bullshit News Service) The Pentagon Planners who conspired, plotted and planned the destruction of the World Trade Center Twin Towers and fooled most of the populace into thinking a bunch of camel-riding sand-nigerians, led by U. S. A. AMA OSAMA bin Llama, did it with cell phones, credit cards and hijacked aircraft, were arrested and taken into custody by members of the NYPD's elite B.O.S.S. (Bossy) Unit, led by legendary Detective, Dickie O'Day.
Also arrested were thirty members of a military Special Operations Team, who admitted to planting more than two thousand Demon Fire Mortars at key structural stress points in both buildings in order to cause an implosion of the twin towers.
"It was done over a two-year period," said Marine Colonel O. North, the team's commanding officer. "We were disguised as telephone repairmen, just like we were in Oklahoma City. It's an almost perfect cover for this kind of operation," North bragged.
"Nobody EVER challenged us! Yuh, yuh, yuh, FUCKHEADS!" North continued, "We detonated them suckers 'bout an hour after them missiles hit the buildings! It weren't no aircraft like the news shills was showing on TV. Din't yuh ever hear of green screens? Heck, NOBODY seen no planes hit them towers like they thought they did in real time! We fooled 'em all!
"What they seen on TV was doctored phony video footage of planes hitting the twin towers! It was SUPERIMPOSED over real background footage of the New York City skyline! If yuh look close, yuh notice that the BACKGROUND IS MOVING BUT THE FOREGROUND IS STATIONARY! The other thing is, the plane most people thought they saw goes, 'BLOOEY' into the building - just like melted butter!
"That's impossible, yuh dummies! A real plane would have exploded on impact and parts of the wreckage would have scattered all over the outside and rained down onto the streets! Haven't you wondered why there was NEVER ANY SOUND heard in the phony footage shown continuously all day? They added sound later but you can tell it's PHONY! By the way, we used our secret Global Hawk Anti-hijack System to hijack the real planes and divert them elsewhere."
The smirking North continued, "We planted them mortars and then remotely activated them from a ship in New York Harbor! Only problem was, we detonated the second tower first, but nobody said too much about it. Dummies!"
Detective O'Day, who led most of the investigation which resulted in the arrest of these bullshit scumbags, said that the major breakthrough in the case came one morning during a breakfast meeting at a pancake joint.
"This big fat black woman named Aunt Jamima, who had a bandana wrapped around her head, was screaming at a lizard-nosed weasel named Georgie-Boy in the booth behind us; something about, 'how dare he use the pancaked-down-on-itself bullshit theory story to explain how the towers crumbled into dust?'
"You Skull & Bones, mother-fuckah!" she screamed. "You honky mother-fuckah! You lizard mother-fuckah! You nigga mother-fuckah! What the fuck be wrong wit you?
"Pancakes mah biggest seller, you candy-assed mother-fuckah! Why you din't use the waffle-down-on-itself bullshit theory story, mother-fuckah? Why you gotta fuck up mah pancake bidness?"
"We knew we had our mutts at that point," said O'Day. "The rest was just follow-up and routine undercover detective work."
When asked how he felt about cracking one of the biggest cases of this century, O'Day answered, "When I told Rudy we had cracked the case, he took the cub scout's little dick out of his mouth and yelled, 'Oh, rats! Now I won't get to be SEE-EYE-AY Director!'
"I sold this info to HBO and they used it on a later episode of The Sopranos." O'Day added, "This case is nothing, compared to what we're working on now, but I can say no more. You'll just have to wait and see, that's all."
When pressed and asked if he could just give this reporter a bit of a hint, he said, "Well, it's bigger than a breadbox but smaller than Missus Georgie-Boy's cunny!" (Hey! If Clint can use it in one of his movies and win an academy award with the word, then I feel justified).

"COWARDLY LEADERS aka SCUMBAGS IN WASHINGTON" By Dick Von Blogger

All right, let's stop beating around the Bush (no pun intended). Our so-called leaders who occupy much needed useful space with their useless FAT ASSES in our nation's capitol have done it again. They have FAILED to safeguard our civil rights under the supreme law of the land - namely - The Constitution of The Republic of The Continental United States! You know, "....., and to The Republic for which it stands....," - yeah, THAT republic! NOT The United States of America, which as we all know by now is A FOREIGN CORPORATION!
Even though these silly attempts to create and try to pass as legitimate these FUGAZY, COLORABLE, "LAWS" would be totally laughable if they weren't so annoying, they can still be cause for concern. These idiots actually THINK they might get away with this treasonous CRAP by passing such bogus "legislation" like "The Patriot Act" or something similar like the "Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act" (FISA) which purports to allow warrantless searches, wiretaps and other similar invasion of privacy nonsense. They claim to need these "tools" to fight "terrorists" who might want to attack us again like they did on September 11, 2001.
GET THIS STRAIGHT - you don't fool us for ONE SECOND! You are all a BUNCH OF LYING LIARS and we know that 911 was an INSIDE JOB WHICH COULD NEVER HAPPEN AND DID NOT HAPPEN THE WAY THE SHILLS IN THE NEWS MEDIA AND THE LYING SCUMBAGS IN WASHINGTON, DC WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE! No, it was a TOTAL CON from top to bottom. They wanted a PHONY REASON to wage a PHONY WAR ON TERRORISM so they could go over to the Middle East, invade, bomb, maim and kill the innocent people in those countries in order to LAY DOWN A PIPELINE which they will then use to TRANSPORT THE OIL THEY INTEND TO STEAL from those countries!
The recent vote to overturn the aforementioned COLORABLE, FUGAZY, "Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act" FAILED because none of these DUMBED-DOWN USEFUL IDIOTS who serve the New World Order pundits had the BALLS (courage) to act like ladies and gentlemen we expect to SERVE, OBEY AND PROTECT our Constitution from all enemies - FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC!
Let me tell you TRAITORS in Washington a couple of facts and see if you can fit the concept into those pea-sized, LIZARD
brains of yours: Here goes: ANY ATTEMPT TO PASS A FUGAZY, COLORABLE LAW WHICH VIOLATES The Constitution is ILLEGAL! It IS NOT A LAW! It is a FRAUD (CRIME) against the American People!
WE ARE FREE AND NATURAL PEOPLE! We are NOT INVOLVED WITH THE PUBLIC SECTOR! You CANNOT LEGISLATE AGAINST OUR RIGHTS WITH YOUR FEEBLE AND INEPT ATTEMPTS TO DO SO! You will be IDENTIFIED, ARRESTED, TRIED AND CONVICTED IF YOU CONTINUE TO TRY AND COMMIT TREASON AGAINST US! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT CRIMINALS!
Just like any common criminal who uses a gun to commit a crime against your person or property - YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE GETTING AWAY WITH IT FOR THE MOMENT BUT YOU ARE NOT! Your illegal power is TEMPORARY! It is FLEETING! It is COLORABLE! It is FUGAZY POWER! It is NOT REAL!
Let me say another thing. George W. Bush is the worst FUGAZY president this foreign corporation, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA has ever had. He thinks he is something special. He acts like a dictator and he is REPUGNANT. I AM WITHOUT A DOUBT, ABSOLUTELY SURE, he will be held accountable for his criminal activities and brought to justice. Yes, his co-conspirators, Chaney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Powell, Ashcroft and the rest of the VERMIN - will be brought to justice, too!
I think the LIZARDS in Washington are starting to worry a little bit. They can see that the people are starting to become enlightened to what is really going on. No matter how many SHILL O'REILLYS and LEON PANETTAS (The Panetta Instutute For Public Policy - "Fuck you Panetta - you fucking COMMIE") they have placed on their payrolls to dole out tons of lies and DELPHI-TECHNIQUE ATTACKS against the rest of us, "CONSPIRACY-THEORY NUTS" ("Fuck you, too, SHILL!") IT ain't gonna work!
Before I forget, let me say, "BRAVO TO THE PEOPLE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE WHO HAVE STARTED TO CARRY GUNS ON THEIR HIPS!" Yes, and the rest of us are following their lead. Check them out on Youtube and other internet web sites like NH.COM. THE LAW IS ON OUR SIDE! WE ARE THE PEOPLE! WE ARE THE REAL AND TRUE POWER of this Republic! Remember, we live in a Constitutional Republic, NOT a democracy like they want you to believe. The federal government HAS NO POWER outside of a TEN-SQUARE-MILE RADIUS of WASHINGTON, DC! They have been BULLSHITTING us for years. Not any more. That's why WE SEND OUR CONGRESSMAN and SENATORS TO WASHINGTON! Because they have NO POWER ANYWHERE ELSE! Understand? Good.
Remember, "THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS ETERNAL VIGILANCE!" (THOMAS JEFFERSON). Enjoy the rest of the summer and be on the lookout for any new PHONY TERRORIST ATTACKS! They seem to be trying to lay some groundwork for another FUGAZY ATTEMPT! Just say, NO!