"HAARP - The Scourge of Planet Earth" by Dirk Von Blogger

Greetings to all of you WONDERFUL PEOPLE! My brother, Dick Von Blogger is away for the weekend. He said something about attending a seminar on "Global (BULLSHIT) Warming" to try and find out what other BULLSHIT STORIES the LIZARDS are planning next. He's right on about global warming being just another cover story being used to MISDIRECT YOU! Yup, they're trying to LAY ANOTHER CON on an unsuspecting public. I'm telling you, people, you've got to STOP BELIEVING everything you hear these lying liar NEWS SHILLS babbling on about. They are just a bunch of DUMB ASSES who will sit there and read whatever they are told to read by THEIR HANDLERS in order to continue the agenda of BRAINWASHING YOU!
Television (Tee Vee) is one of the MOST EFFECTIVE TECHNICAL TOOLS they have learned to use in these modern times to obfuscate the truth and LAY A BUNCH OF PAP SMEAR ON YOU! (Technical Tools being used by BRAIN-DEAD TOOLS)! They even have people like DAVE LETTERMEN ignorantly (or knowingly) repeating the party line. Last night he mentioned the weather and said it was being caused by GLOBAL WARMING. You're FULL OF SHIT, DAVE!
Who the fuck told you that, Dave? One of the CIA HONEY POTS the tee vee networks employ to manage and control the people they allow on the BOOB TUBE in the first place? Boy, that's a good description of television that's been around for a while - THE BOOB TUBE! It aptly describes the brain-dead masses who believe whatever SHIT is being told to them by the TEE VEE SHILLS who are selling out their fellow humans for the traditional thirty pieces of silver. BOOBS!
If you haven't learned about HAARP as yet, just GOOGLE it and read up about it. Of course, they won't really go into THE HARM it's causing all of us and the planet. No, they'll just use a bunch of TECHNICAL JARGON (which most of us can't stomach listening to or reading about, anyway), when they try to JUSTIFY the reasons they are MEDDLING WITH THE EARTH'S IONOSPHERE BY HEATING IT UP WITH THEIR FUCK-MACHINES IN THE FIRST PLACE. Take a break, you intelligence-lacking CRETINS! Why don't you try evolving, like the rest of us?
Here's a bit of information I DID MANAGE to zero in on without giving myself TOO MUCH OF A HEADACHE. This was taken right off one of their web pages:
".....What Effects Are Produced By HAARP?
A portion of the energy contained in the HF signal transmitted by HAARP can be transferred to existing electrons or ions making up the ionospheric plasma through a process called absorption, thus raising the local effective temperature. As an example, the electron temperature at a height of 275 km (the peak of the F2 region) is over 1400°K. [2]. Work at other active ionospheric research facilities has shown that it is possible to raise this temperature by as much as 30% within a small, localized region during an experiment. The affected region would then temporarily display electrical characteristics different from neighboring regions of the layer. Sensitive scientific instruments on the ground can then be used to study the dynamic physical properties of this region in great detail.

As the electrons (and ions) acquire additional energy, their temperature increases, their kinetic energy increases and they begin to move more rapidly. In the F layer, this increased movement or expansion results in a decrease in the electron density. Experience at other active ionospheric research facilities [3] has shown that electron densities in the small, affected region can be reduced by 10% to 20%. This reduction in electon density is shown in the above chart by the dark green line.

Natural ionization in the F layer may produce an electron and ion density during the daytime of 1,000,000 cm-3, about 0.2% of the total gas present. Active ionospheric research using the HAARP HF transmitter (interacting only with the ionized particles and not the neutral gas) could suppress this electron density in a localized region to 800,000 cm-3. Compare this with the decrease in electron density that occurs naturally through a large portion of the nighttime F region (shown in the blue curve) of 500,000 cm-3 or less and it is clear that active ionospheric heating cannot duplicate what happens naturally, even within the small affected region directly over the facility.

According to some studies, the electron density in the E region may actually increase as a result of active heating because of the suppression of recombination processes. Compare this with the natural depletion that occurs every evening when the electron density in the E-layer falls as much as 200 times to levels of 1,000 cm-3 over almost the whole night hemisphere...."

DIRK VON BLOGGER BACK. God, that's enough! I can't take any more of this SCIENTIFIC GOBBLEDEGOOK! Did you pick up on any of this? Look at these excerpts from the first paragraph. What does this mean?
".....A portion of the energy contained in the HF signal transmitted by HAARP can be transferred to existing electrons or ions making up the ionospheric plasma through a process called absorption, thus raising the local effective temperature."
Or this?
".......Work at other active ionospheric research facilities has shown that it is possible to raise this temperature by as much as 30% within a small, localized region during an experiment. The affected region would then temporarily display electrical characteristics different from neighboring regions of the layer....."

Maybe I'm not a scientist but I'll tell you - during the recent heat wave in my area (small localized region) the NORMAL TEMPERATURE FOR THIS AREA HAD RISEN ALMOST EXACTLY 30%!

Nice going, you HAARP SCIENTIFIC ASSHOLES! Wake up, people - YOU'VE BEEN HAD!
This is Dirk Von Blogger, sitting in for my brother, Dick Von Blogger.
P. S. Hey, Dave Letterman - GO FUCK YOURSELF!

"Global Warming, My Ass!" by Dick Von Blogger

What's up, ladies & gents? I realize I haven't been posting my usual rants and raves lately but it's just been too damned hot to do anything more than sit in a dark, quiet room and contemplate the latest SCAM by these fucking LIZARDS who think they run the world. By the way, I've decided to use the f-word a lot more because it helps me to express myself more clearly and I know the SCUMBAGS don't like it.
So, what's up with these heat waves all over the world these past few weeks, huh? Out here in La La land where I live, the mercury indicaters have hit ONE HUNDRED-FIFTEEN! Now, THAT'S HOT! I suppose most of the people you know, including yourselves, might have been taken in by all the reports in the SHILL MEDIA (magazines, newspapers, radio, tee vee, etc.) that these heat waves were caused by global warming. BULLSHIT! Don't believe a word of it. They are trying to CON THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! Here we have the likes of TOM BROKAW hosting a documentary on THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL talking about the dire straits this planet is in because of global warming. Articles in the newspapers and magazines; other TV reports, radio hosts all going on about how global warming is causing these rises in temperature and how we had ALL BETTER BE PREPARED FOR THE WORST! Even AL GORE has been getting in the act. Again, I say - BULLSHIT!
These heat waves are not being caused by global warming. That's just another AGENDA the LIZARDS are trying to foist on the unsuspecting public. PROJECT HAARP, in my opinion, is the real culprit. Haven't heard of HAARP? (I know some of you clear thinkers have). HAARP stands for HIGH ALTITUDE AURORAL RESONANCE PROGRAM. It's located up in Alaska - out of the way of most prying eyes. They've been using it and other technology as part of the weather-modification programs our government is secretly involved in. (Don't forget about H. R. 2995, the weather modification bill). A bunch of brain-dead, so-called "SCIENTISTS" have decided that beaming a GIGAWATT (a BILLION watts) of energy into the IONOSPHERE is a good thing. NOT! Where the hell do these mental midgets congregate to think up these INSANE ideas? Oh, sure, heat up the ionosphere with a billion watts of radio energy and the planet will continue to operate normally. It won't affect the weather - OH. NO!
You know, I've NEVER liked scientists. I think most of them were probably nerdy, ugly children at one time who never fit in with the other kids. I knew a few in grammar school. We used to THROW ROCKS at them. None of them are normal, like the rest of us.
As far as HAARP goes, do a little research on your own about it because I don't have time, right now. I'm too busy trying to find a way to cool down my brain and vital organs which feel like they are being cooked from the INSIDE-OUT!!
This heat wave is not normal. You can almost feel the MICROWAVES HEATING UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT (including us).
Remember, all of these articles about GLOBAL WARMING are just A RUSE to try and condition us to believe the HEAT WAVE IS NOT being caused by THEM! YES IT IS! It's sort of like when they set off an underwater explosion designed to cause a tsnuami or when they creat a KILLER HURRICANE or other types of ABNORMAL WEATHER - they always use BUZZWORDS like NATURAL DISASTER! Yeah, right - and OSWALD KILLED KENNEDY! AND - 19 ARAB TERRORISTS HIJACKED FOUR AIRLINERS AND CRASHED THEM INTO THE TWIN TOWERS IN NYC AND THE BUILDINGS PANCAKED DOWN ON THEMSELVES AND CRUMPLED INTO DUST!
Here's a message to all of you LYING LIAR NEWS SHILLS! These LIZARDS could never GET AWAY WITH WHAT THEY DO WITHOUT YOU SCUMBAGS ENABLING THEM TO DO IT! FUCK ALL OF YOU AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON!
This is DICK VON BLOGGER, wishing all of you a SAFE, COOL and NORMAL WEATHER rest of summer.

"FOURTH OF JULY WEEKEND" by BILLY BLUE

I ain't seen hide nor hair of THE VON BLOGGER BROTHERS, lately and I reckon it's 'cause they ain't been around, much. Ain't nothin' much of anythin' been happenin' round here for as long as I kin remember but I don't remember much of anythin', myself.
I jist want to remind all of y'all not to blow your selves up by lightin up them firey-crackies and also don't listen to no bullshit from them revenooers 'bout how you cain't light em up in the first place! This here's the YOONITED STATES and we kin do jist about anythin' we want; long's we don't hurt nobody or they're property! Don't be lettin' no LIZARD-BOYS over there to WASHINGTON DEE CEE try an tell yuh what to do! HEAR? Those boys ain't set right inna head, ya know whut I'm sayin' to y'all? Be alert. Be smart. Be your own dang teacher. AND DON'T LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF THEM LYIN' NEWS PEOPLE CAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE LYIN' TO YOU! Y'all have a safe and wonderful INDEPENDENCE DAY HOLIDAY! This is Billy Blue - SIGNING OFF.
LONG LIVE THE CONSTITUTION OF THE REBUBLIC OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES!