"SPRING BREAK" By Billy Von Blogger

I just returned from Spring Break after a long Winter Recess and Holiday Season Sabbatical.  Most of it was spent at a safe house in Tuscany, visiting and partying with a few old girl friends who were there on honey pot assignments.  These women are VERY FINE!  

I haven't seen either of my brothers, Dick or Dirk for quite a while and I must admit, I'm a little concerned because some of the the subjects they cover in their RANTS can seem a bit over the top.  Especially to those in the "G" who don't have any sense of humor at all.  Last October, I think, was the last time I saw either one of them.  They were supposed to be writing the daily RANT but they've fallen down, on the job.  No matter, I'm, "On The Job".  As soon as I noticed that neither one of them had written anything, I jumped right on it.

It's funny but I was thinking about how the "YAKKOS" (this is what I call our government officials, because all they do is YAK, YAK, YAK about nothing but nonsense every time they open their mouths) have a campaign underway to indoctrinate us into saying, "AMERICA" instead of, "The united States" whenever we refer to our country.  Lo and behold, when I checked Dick's last blog, I saw that he had already covered the topic.  Attaboy, Dickie Boy!

I think I've just about come full circle in the world of "Conspiracy Theories".  You know what a "Conspiracy Theory" is, don't you?  That's the term they (the YAKKOS) use to describe the criminal conspiracies they actually are involved in.  Whenever any one of those rare, enlightened, clear-thinking members of the public-at-large should happen to question one of their lies - I mean, explanations - about what REALLY happened, boy do those two buzz words immediately pop-up!  

Take 911, for example.  No, that wasn't an inside job.  That's a CONSPIRACY THEORY!  The official story is, "It was 19 Arabs using box cutters that pulled off the entire operation!  

Oh.  Really?  Well, can you explain how they did it?  Forget the twin towers for a moment. How did they navigate those jets all the way from Boston to Washington, D. C. without being detected and then launch a missile into the Pentagon disguised as a commercial jetliner which then vaporized into nothingness moments after impact?  

That's a good one.  Man, I'd love to be able to make large objects like that disappear without a trace.  Can you imagine the kind of magic shows I could be doing in Las Vegas?  Move over, Criss Angel!

Of course it was Lee Harvey Oswald who killed JFK and then just by coincidence was shot and killed by Jack Ruby in the Police Station garage the next day!  What's wrong with you?  You mean you think it was a CONSPIRACY???? That's just a THEORY!  Oh yeah, Oswald also shot a cop; and now that I think about it, I believe he was the one, "Who Killed Cock Robin?"  (You younger readers probably won't get that one).

Ah, I'm just sick about all of it.  AIDS was NOT developed in a Laboratory in Maryland!  James Earl Ray shot Martin Luther King!  Sirhan Sirhan was the lone gunman who shot RFK at the Ambassador Hotel!  Security Guard?  What Security Guard?  CONSPIRACY THEORY!  CONSPIRACY THEORY!   CONSPIRACY THEORY! 

There's been so many evil deeds committed all throughout the history of this country by the YAKKOS who are supposed to serve us, instead of trying to rule over us and then dismissed as, "CONSPIRACY THEORIES" that I'm starting to spin around in circles.  That's why I say I've just about come full circle.  Alpha and Omega.  This country is NO FUN, anymore.  They've just about completely ruined it for me with all of their shennanigans.  THIS COUNTRY IS BANKRUPT!  And so are they!  

I'm not even going to mention the massive WEATHER MANIPULATION PROGRAMS that they've used to devastate a targeted area.  SNOW STORMS and TORNADOES in areas that never had them before.  MAN-MADE KILLER HURRICANES, EARTHQUAKES and TSUNAMIS CREATED BY HAARP and other advanced TECHNOLOGIES!

Will it ever end?  Will they EVER grow up?  Do they possess ANY human compassion at all? Are they really THAT evil?  They must be.  Luckily for us, we have the power to defeat them but we have to learn how to tap into it.  Actually, all we have to do is - DISCONNECT FROM THEM!  They have NO POWER!  We have the POWER!  Just stop giving over your POWER to them!  It's all an ILLUSION and WE CREATED IT!

Once you start to grasp that concept, the rest is easy!  Billy Von Blogger here,  wishing you a world of peace, love, happiness, music and laughter!