Sunday, May 25, 2008

"Memorial Day- Remembering How Things USED TO BE"

Hello you Blogger Blokes out there. Well, here it is, Memorial Day weekend and everyone I know is down in the dumps. The weather, the price of gas, remembering how nice things used to be before the SCUMBAGS (LIZARDS) took over the day to day operation of our ONCE-ENJOYABLE country AND ALL OF THE OTHER MAN (GOVERNMENT) MADE CRAP - IS DRIVING EVERYONE INTO A DITHER OF DEPRESSION!
Everything is turned upside down these days. Illegal immigrants have inundated us with their sheer numbers and have changed the landscape of every city, town, village and hamlet all over the United States. Coincidence? Not on your life. They've had HELP from LOW friends in HIGH places (governments agencies).
The financial crisis, which I am positive bears the FINGERPRINTS of their evil hands at the controls of the money supply has forced HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of people into foreclosure because they cannot afford to pay off those ADJUSTABLE rate mortgages they were HOODWINKED into accepting in the first place, just so they could "OWN" their own homes. What lies. Nobody OWNS anything - except "THEM".
The price of gas has skyrocketed so high from what it was just a short while ago, HARDLY ANYBODY can afford to take a road trip anymore. I guess it's true that they want all of us to give up our cars and go back to riding bicycles. You know, SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT! Ever hear of iit? If not, you'd better look it up. But you know what? This is easily countered. I'm working on an engine that runs on URINE.
I'm only kidding, but I did hear of someone who claims to have invented an engine that runs on water. If I can remember where I read it, I'll let you know.
Earlier today, I was on my way to the stores and I stopped for gas. It cost $4.56 a gallon! Can you believe it? To add insult to injury, when I got back on the road, there was a WEASEL HIGHWAY PATROLMAN sitting in his car, BRAZEN AS CAN BE while he AIMED A RADAR GUN AT THE PASSING AUTOMOBILES! I wonder how many poor saps didn't see him in time enough to slow down and received a "TICKET" as a result? Hey, SHMOO - the people don't have any money left over to pay your FUGAZY FINES! They SPENT ALL OF THEIR MONEY ON GAS!
Hey, COP! Hey, ASSHOLE! Why don't you get a real job, HUH? Quit ACTING UNDER COLOR OF LAW TO DENY US OUR RIGHTS! Without a COMPLAINENT - A VICTIM - THERE IS NO CRIME BEING COMMITTED! Read the Constitution, you MORON! The same Constitution you have taken an oath and SWORN TO UPHOLD! I guess, just like your OATH, your CHARACTER and your LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE, your WORD MEANS SHITE!
I DON'T HAVE A CONTRACT WITH YOU THAT SAYS I WILL DRIVE AT A CERTAIN SPEED! As long as I don't hurt someone or their property, I CAN DRIVE AT WHATEVER FUCKING SPEED I WANT! GOT IT? (Not that I would drive too fast, because I have taken a defensive driving course and I am PERFECTLY CAPABLE at deciding what a safe speed is for that particular road and conditions).
The weather modification agenda is totally out of control. The constant aerial spraying, the HAARP manipulation of our atmosphere and other programs are not only CAUSING MAJOR RESPIRATORY ILLNESS and OTHER PROBLEMS among the populace, but they are also creating severe weather anomalies everywhere.
Storms, which spew out tornadoes like they were an everyday occurrence is their latest OBSESSION. Areas that NEVER experienced a tornado now have them regularly.
MONSTER HURRICANES? Let's just say these hurricanes GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THEIR FRIENDS!
Well, I almost forgot about the EARTHQUAKES which they are also capable of creating. I'm not sure if they use SCALER WEAPONS or just plain UNDERGROUND NUCLEAR DETONATIONS to cause them but it doesn't really matter HOW they do it. THEY ARE DOING IT!
You'll never see any decent weather again unless you WAKE UP and start COMPLAINING TO ANYONE WHO'LL LISTEN!
I could write pages and pages of all the stuff they are pulling on us, but I'm sure you've heard most of it and besides, I want to have some time left over to search my brain for answers on how we can go about stopping them.
As I've said before, KNOWLEDGE IS THE FIRST STEP. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! Start looking and reading between the lines and you'll see what they're up to. Then, maybe you'll become angry enough to band together with the rest of us when we APPREHEND THEM, TRY THEM IN A REAL COURT, CONVICT THEM AND THEN - LOCK THEIR ASSES UP! Yea, TEAM!
There's a war on, all right and it's right here, right now. It's us against the EVILDOERS in our own government. You know who they are. We have our RADAR aimed at you!
Have a great, MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND. While you take the time to remember all of our war heroes and veterans, take another moment to see if you can remember the way things were in this country.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

"WHAT IN THE WORLD CAME OVER ME?" by Dick Von Blogger

Hey, all you Blog Junkies out there. How the heck you found this blogsite is beyond me. They try to hide my blogs as best they can because I don't think they like what I say about them. Who are "they" you ask? I believe I've already covered that in a previous blog but I don't remember what I said. Maybe I'll take the time and trouble to scroll back to yesteryear and see if I can find it.
No, matter. I think you all have a good idea who "they" are, anyway.
Today, I'd like to talk about some of the crap that's been going on on our formerly great planet. It appears that SOMEONE has been trying to MUCK IT UP! Okay, I won't pull any punches or use tame words - FUCK IT UP!
Yes, you heard me correctly. SOMEONE, or SOMETHING (like THE LIZARDS), have been doing their darndest to trash the planet and screw it up for the rest of us. I don't know how long it's been going on but it seems like as long as I've been living. No, I ain't gonna tell you how old I am because I don't want all of you sending me birthday cards or presents every year. I'd rather have you spend the money on yourselves.
BUT - If you insist on sending me something, I want it to be special. I want it to be something I can use. One thing I'd like to see is - all of you WAKING UP AND STOP LISTENING TO THE SHILLS AND LIARS on TV and Radio. Stop BELIEVING EVERYTHING YOU READ IN THE NEWSPAPERS! Stop buying into the SCAM!
Here's a short list of what's happening. They are SPRAYING OUR SKIES WITH CHEMICALS AND OTHER HARMFUL SUBSTANCES! They have been BEAMING HIGH POWERED RADIO WAVES INTO OUR IONOSPHERE AND HAVE PROBABLY SUCCEEDED IN BLOWING AWAY A PIECE OF OUR ATMOSPHERE! THEY ARE CAUSING UNTOLD POLLUTION AND DESTRUCTION OF OUR NATURAL RESOURCES! They have been INTERFERING WITH OUR WEATHER AND OUR FOOD PRODUCTION! THEY ARE MEDDLING IN OUTER SPACE! They are sending up THOUSANDS OF SATELLITES to SPY ON US! They are MICROWAVING US AND SUCKING ALL OF THE MOISTURE OUT OF THE GROUND!
Ah, I could go on and on but I'm tired. I'm going to call it a night. You've probably heard all or some of this before but haven't had a moment to deal with it. I know, you're all working ten jobs and have bills to pay. If there wasn't so much basketball, football, baseball and all of the other sports on TV, you might have a moment to stop and say, "HEY! WHY DON'T YOU ASSHOLES STOP TRYING TO DESTROY THE PLANET, HUH????"
Thanks for letting me vent.
Dick Von Blogger, OVER AND OUT!