"Calm Down, Dickie-Boy"
Wednesday, April 12, 2006. Hello, folks. I'm Dick Von Bloggers twin brother, Dirk. I just happened to read Dick's recent posts about the weather and realized that he was starting to rant just a bit, so I thought I'd post today's blog.
Of course, Dick, we know that the weather is manipulated. Shucks, who doesn't? Whether or not we should start ranting about making them stop doing it is another story. I mean, how're you gonna stop a bunch of clones riding around in bimbo jets with giant spray nozzles filled with chemical shit from doing what they're told to do, which is, "SPRAY THE SHIT OUT OF THEIR BREATHING AIR!"
I mean, just watch the movies. They always tell you what they're gonna do next.
I heard it from a reliable source, Commander Cockerell, that they were planning
on launching another new "Operation". Oh, yeah. That's what they call it when they try to pull shit on us. You might have heard of the Commander. He was in a documentary I saw, once. It was called "The Aviator." Really enlightening.
Who's "THEY", you ask? Oh, no, I ain't going there. No, way. You think I wanna be called one of them, con..., con..., Conspiracy Theorists? Nope.
Nah, leave it up to G-Boy. He'll deal with all of it, later.
I just received a message from one of my old teachers, Sister Mary Clarabella. She wanted to tell me that they were lying about everything the whole time I was in grammer school. "We bullshitted you, Dirk. You and your unsuspecting brother, Dick. Bullshitted the both of you! In fact, we were bullshitting everyone the whole time!"
Can you believe it? They were bullshitting us the whole time! I don't know how to take that. I mean, these were G-Boy's wives! They were supposed to be holy. If they were bullshitting us, maybe there were others doing it, too!
Ah, what're you gonna do? I ain't gonna worry about it. I got too much to think about, now. I know I should say I HAVE too much to think about, now but I like to talk like a normal person and not try to put on airs, so I say I GOT instead of I HAVE.
Anyway, I think they managed to get Dick's mind off the rain for a while. They're letting him watch the movie, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE again. He says it reminds him of his job when he was a boy of job age.
anyway, it is called DICK VON BLOGGER'S E-News & Rants of the Day so I guess we should let him rant a bit, if he wants to. Dick likes to rant. What can I say?
Until next time, this is Dirk Von B, bidding you Adieu. Wow, the rain suddenly stopped! Oh, Goody!
Of course, Dick, we know that the weather is manipulated. Shucks, who doesn't? Whether or not we should start ranting about making them stop doing it is another story. I mean, how're you gonna stop a bunch of clones riding around in bimbo jets with giant spray nozzles filled with chemical shit from doing what they're told to do, which is, "SPRAY THE SHIT OUT OF THEIR BREATHING AIR!"
I mean, just watch the movies. They always tell you what they're gonna do next.
I heard it from a reliable source, Commander Cockerell, that they were planning
on launching another new "Operation". Oh, yeah. That's what they call it when they try to pull shit on us. You might have heard of the Commander. He was in a documentary I saw, once. It was called "The Aviator." Really enlightening.
Who's "THEY", you ask? Oh, no, I ain't going there. No, way. You think I wanna be called one of them, con..., con..., Conspiracy Theorists? Nope.
Nah, leave it up to G-Boy. He'll deal with all of it, later.
I just received a message from one of my old teachers, Sister Mary Clarabella. She wanted to tell me that they were lying about everything the whole time I was in grammer school. "We bullshitted you, Dirk. You and your unsuspecting brother, Dick. Bullshitted the both of you! In fact, we were bullshitting everyone the whole time!"
Can you believe it? They were bullshitting us the whole time! I don't know how to take that. I mean, these were G-Boy's wives! They were supposed to be holy. If they were bullshitting us, maybe there were others doing it, too!
Ah, what're you gonna do? I ain't gonna worry about it. I got too much to think about, now. I know I should say I HAVE too much to think about, now but I like to talk like a normal person and not try to put on airs, so I say I GOT instead of I HAVE.
Anyway, I think they managed to get Dick's mind off the rain for a while. They're letting him watch the movie, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE again. He says it reminds him of his job when he was a boy of job age.
anyway, it is called DICK VON BLOGGER'S E-News & Rants of the Day so I guess we should let him rant a bit, if he wants to. Dick likes to rant. What can I say?
Until next time, this is Dirk Von B, bidding you Adieu. Wow, the rain suddenly stopped! Oh, Goody!
posted by Dick Von Blogger at 6:38 PM
1 Comments:
Yes, the rain has gone away from my town today as well! (April 13th) Bright suuny skies outside for a change. I guess "they" (don't even ask jerky boy) were getting a little nervous what with all of us informed non-sheep starting to make a few waves aye Dick 'n Dirk? Remeber folks, your voice does count &
"Even if you are the lone voice in the woods, it does NOT mean you are wrong!" Ghandi
Speak soon,
Lord Andrew
http://onlythetruthgod.blogspot.com
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